⚜️ Celestria SMP ⚜️

Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	18+
Achievements	Enabled
Player Limit	10

WalkOfShameCraft

aita, Cooking, Dinner, enjoy cooking, friendship, frozen pizza, Harsh, Hosting, Humiliation, insult, Meal, overreacted, Petty, prepping, Professional Chef, Seasoning, takeout, walk home, WalkOfShameCraft

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Buildings Constructed:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1510
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Are you tired of hosting dinner parties for ungrateful guests like Mark? Join our Minecraft server where you can kick out anyone who insults your virtual cooking skills! No more frozen pizza comments here, only fun and supportive players who appreciate your in-game culinary creations. Plus, if someone tries to walk home in the game, we’ll teleport them back to you just for laughs. Don’t let the Marks of the world bring you down, come join us for a deliciously good time!

InsecurityCraft SMP

abandonment, biggest insecurity, body image issues, comparison, criticism, fear of failure, fear of rejection, imposter syndrome, inadequacy, InsecurityCraft, intimacy issues, lack of confidence, overthinking, perfectionism, public speaking, self esteem, self worth, self-doubt, smp, social anxiety, trust issues, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6580
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Oh my god, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, you gotta join because there’s this secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and build giant statues of llamas. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. I know, right? And the best part is, everyone on the server wears pink tutus on Wednesdays. It’s like a fashion show every week, I swear. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s go on a wild adventure together, dude! #MinecraftSMPGoals #TutuGang #ChickenWishes 🐔💎🦙

MineCraftMarathon

Burnout, career goals, Dedication, exhaustion, FATIGUE, hard work, job commitment, job satisfaction, labor hours, longest shift, MineCraftMarathon, Overtime, perseverance, productivity, time clock, Time management, work ethic, work hours, work schedule, work-life balance, workaholic

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1901
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Dimension Hops:	8

Have you ever mined for diamonds for 24 hours straight? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a warm-up! Join us and experience the thrill of working a 72-hour shift in the virtual mines, all while dodging creepers and zombies trying to steal your precious loot. Who needs sleep when you can be the ultimate Minecraft warrior on our server? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the longest shift of your life!

BidenCraft: No Steel for Japan

biden, BidenCraft, business deal, Decision making, Economy, foreign investment, global market, Government, international relations, Japan, Japanese buyer, manufacturing sector, national security, Politics, presidential action, protectionism, sale, Steel, steel industry, Trade, U.S. Steel, united states

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

so u know this server is like the biden of minecraft servers, blocking all the haters and keeping it real with U.S. steel. we don’t mess around with those japanese buyers tryna take over our land. come join us and be part of the resistance against foreign invaders! we got epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that sticks together like steel beams. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server that’s as tough as biden himself? come on, join us and let’s show those japanese buyers who’s boss!

Zombie Mind Blocker Server

anxiety, Blocker, brain activity, brain health, brain regions, cognitive function, cognitive processing, deficits, depression, emotional well being, insomnia, mental clarity, mental disorders, mental health problems, mental resilience, Mind, poor sleep, psychological well-being, Server, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, Stress Management, unwanted thoughts, zombie

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5870
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

so, like, this server is like, the ultimate escape from all those unwanted thoughts, man. like, you can just log on and BAM, all those pesky worries are just gone, poof! it’s like a magical brain cleanse, dude.

plus, like, the mobs in this server are like, super chill. they’ll totally help you relax and forget about all that stress. like, imagine a creeper giving you a back massage, bro. it’s wild.

and, like, the builds on this server are out of this world, man. there’s a giant diamond castle that shoots rainbows out of its turrets, dude. it’s like, the most epic thing you’ll ever see.

so, like, if you wanna escape from all those unwanted thoughts and just have a good time, you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the ultimate mental health retreat, bro.

Minecraft Realms of MILFs 1.20

attractive women, cougars, DATING, experienced women, FANTASY, mature women, MILF allure, MILF appeal, MILF benefits, milf fantasies, MILF myths, MILF stereotypes, milfs, Minecraft, Older Women, older women benefits, older women dating, older women younger men, Realms, relationships, seduction, sexual attraction

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5916
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	209	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2870	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Yo, bros, have you ever wondered if MILFs are good for you? Well, guess what, on this epic Minecraft server, we have a whole village of MILFs ready to take care of you like their own blocky children.

Join us and experience the ultimate mom experience as you navigate through dungeons filled with cookies and milk, guarded by fierce momma bears ready to protect their cubs.

But that’s not all, we also have a special “Mommy’s Love” potion that will give you super strength and the ability to summon a swarm of motherly chickens to fight by your side.

So come on, join us and let the MILFs of Minecraft show you a whole new level of love and protection in this crazy, blocky world.

ElderCraft Minecraft Server

autism assessment, blended family, Communication, Eldercraft, family dynamics, favoritism, firstborn, fourth child, grandparent relationships, love, Minecraft, parenting, Reassurance, relationships, school guidance, sensitivity, Server, Siblings, step-parenting, Support, Understanding

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where you meet your wife when she’s pregnant, give birth to a daughter named “Julie,” and then reveal two years later that you’re not her biological dad. But hey, who cares about biology when you’ve raised her, right?

Become a SAHD (Stay-at-Home-Dad) and navigate the complexities of family dynamics. Watch as your mini-me daughter, Olivia, takes after you in every way possible. And don’t forget about Emma, your wife’s mini-me who adds even more chaos to the mix.

Join us as we discuss the possibility of having a fourth child, while dealing with accusations of playing favorites and not loving your children equally. Will you be able to navigate the drama and prove that family is what you make of it?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate family saga. Who needs reality TV when you have us? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity!

C-SectionCraft: Not the AITA Server

aita, anxiety, back pain, C-section recovery, Childbirth, Communication, CSectionCraft, Decision making, Emotional support, exhaustion, family dynamics, healthcare decisions, hospital stay, medical emergencies, newborn health, parenting, partner support, Partnership, postpartum, self-care, Server, sleep deprivation, support during pregnancy

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3678
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a hospital ward, but with creepers and zombies instead of nurses and doctors.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to survive on no sleep, just like this poor dad who had to juggle supporting his wife during childbirth while also taking care of their other child. Can you handle the pressure of staying up all night, dealing with emergencies, and making tough decisions?

We promise you won’t have to deal with any back pain from uncomfortable chairs, but you might get a sore back from all the running and jumping you’ll be doing in our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft parent!

LifeGenreMinecraftSMP

Adventure, autobiography, comedy, Drama, Experience, FANTASY, Fiction, genre, Identity, introspection, Journey, Life, LifeGenreMinecraftSMP, memoir, Mystery, non-fiction, personal growth, Reflection, romance, Self Discovery, Tragedy

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Bro, do you even Minecraft SMP? This server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled wonderland of blocky goodness. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and trolling your friends. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more memes than you can shake a stick at. Plus, our admin once fought a creeper with nothing but a carrot and a dream. So if you want to level up your life genre to epic fantasy adventure, come join us and let the chaos begin!

CraftyTimeMachine

achievement, adaptation, CHANGE, CraftyTimeMachine, Development, empowerment, goal-setting, growth mindset., learning new skills, overcoming limitations, perseverance, personal growth, progress, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-discipline, transformation

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6060
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world so epic, even your past self would be jealous! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! And when they mined it, a herd of rainbow sheep came out and started dancing the Macarena! True story, bro. Plus, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show your past self who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft server ever!

ConvictCraft: Russian Warfare

aggression, Conflict, ConvictCraft, Convicts, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Espionage, Foreign Intelligence Service, intelligence, international relations, Military, Politics, prisoners, Propaganda, Recruitment, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, Unrest, War, WARFARE

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8973
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Emeralds Found:	2497	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

so, like, this server is like the ultimate battleground, man. we got convicts from russia ready to fight against ukraine in a virtual war. it’s like the hunger games but with pixelated blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna witness the most epic showdown in minecraft history. plus, you might even get to team up with some hardcore criminals and take over the virtual world. it’s gonna be lit, bro. come join the chaos!

E-Waste Gold Rush: CO2 Chem Transform

Catalyst, chem.., Co2, discarded electronics, e-waste, EWaste, extract, GOLD, innovation, organic materials, Recover, Rush, scientists, transform, valuable chemicals

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8875
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Votes:	3758
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got scientists who can turn trash into gold, literally! they take old electronics and make GOLD out of it, then use it to turn CO2 into cool stuff. imagine mining for gold in the game and then using it to save the planet, all while building epic structures with your friends. it’s like a virtual eco-friendly paradise with a touch of bling bling. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Server26

Blue ice, Currency, diamonds, Economy, ELYTRA, Farms, germany, hermitcraft, Hosted, Infrastructure, intel, Iron, Land claiming, MEGABASES, Paper, Protected City, Railroads, Server26, smp, Vanilla, villagers

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8998
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Potions Brewed:	52
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Server Overview
We are a longstanding SMP with currently over a dozen or two active players and we are looking for more! A few players have been there since the early days, others since last year, and a few joined only recently.

Main Guidelines
Our main guideline is to leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible. The only 3 plugins that interfere with this are: GriefPrevention, a sleep voting plugin, and player item shops for trading.

Community
Laid back rules, a close-knit community, having some events from time to time, and there is always something you can help with. Staff and other players are usually available to help you.

Gameplay
This is supposed to feel like a vanilla server. The default currency is diamonds. No warps, you have to walk, fly by Elytra, or set up infrastructure such as railroads or blue ice highways.

Specs & Plugins
Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, a Intel i9-9900k, and 1TB NVMe SSD; the server runs on Paper. We use GriefPrevention for land claiming, a chest shop plugin, and other datapacks and tweaks.

FAQ

1. Can I join if I am under 18?

No, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years or older.

2. Are there any benefits for purchasing ranks?

No, there are only two ranks “new” and “player” which do not give any benefits. You cannot buy power for real money on this server.

3. Is there a map available to view?

Yes, you can view the map at https://map.server26.net/.

4. Can I claim land on the server?

Yes, you can use GriefPrevention to protect areas you select with a golden shovel.

5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, you can view the server rules at https://server26.net/rules.

6. Is the server regularly updated?

We plan to update to every major release eventually, but we don’t always run the latest version.

Crafters Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, bargain, best place to shop, budget-friendly, Consumer, convenience, Country, Crafters, customer service, Deals, DISCOUNTS, favorite store, grocery, Haven, lidl, Retail, savings, selection, shopping, shopping destination, shopping experience, supermarket, Variety

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	111
Dimension Hops:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6459	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Lidl but on crack! Like, forget about those basic servers, this one is next level insanity! We got pigs flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling you enchanted diamond gear for dirt cheap. It’s a total mind trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality in no time. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockPartyUltimatum

Accountability, aggression, arguments, BlockPartyUltimatum, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Discord, exclusion, friend group, group dynamics, Hypocrisy, insults, LEAVING, mental health, Moderation, online school, peer pressure, rules, Ultimatum

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mines Excavated:	2043
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Dimension Hops:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Love Letters Sent:	19

Are you tired of dealing with Discord drama and power-hungry moderators? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will yell at you for the smallest things or create ridiculous rules just to punish you. Join us for a fun and drama-free experience where you can build, explore, and make new friends without the fear of being bullied by a power-hungry tyrant. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots – now that’s some spooky fun you won’t find anywhere else! So leave the Discord drama behind and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other.

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