No wipes, 1 life (hardcore), only 9 inventory slots, vanilla world! Cheats are prohibited!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us on Anycolor and experience a world where the grass is neon pink, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a rendition of “My Heart Will Go On” from Titanic.
But that’s not all – on Anycolor, you can ride llamas into battle, build houses out of rainbow-colored blocks, and even tame a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding (as long as you keep him supplied with brains, of course).
So what are you waiting for? Join Anycolor today and help us make Minecraft great again…or at least make it more colorful and ridiculous than ever before!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 26 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Our server is so safe, even the creepers wear hazmat suits! And don’t even get us started on the zombies – they’re too busy doing the Thriller dance to bother attacking you.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling before you know it.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to toxoplasmosis and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure!
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
-Here you won’t think about the fact that someone will kill you–Here you can devote yourself wholeheartedly to creativity and grind–The only danger we have for you is: Mobs, You–Tired of harmful players and arrogant admins? There are few players here and the admins will be very happy to see you (in the good sense of the word) –-We don’t have a website or donation yet, we are a little lazy but full of enthusiasm to create something similar to a server and, in the future, a whole game project–Do you play with cheats? the main thing is not to disturb others…-
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of delulu deredere, gremlin imouto, and dorky weird girl as they navigate through horror games, RPGs, and retro classics. And let’s not forget about the chuuni tsundere who’s always up for a game of cards or a round of karaoke.
With original songs, covers, and ASMR to boot, this server is a one-of-a-kind experience you won’t want to miss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the PixelFriends idol group, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 20 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 401 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join our SMP and embark on epic quests to find rare materials like unicorn tears and dragon scales to craft your very own Dark Repulser. But be warned, the sword has a mind of its own and may demand sacrifices in the form of diamond blocks or enchanted golden apples.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, a giant creeper boss that roams the land looking for unsuspecting players to explode on. Defeat him and claim his explosive loot, but be prepared for a blast of a fight!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, with great power comes great explosions!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us for epic battles against Ender Dragons, where the loot is as rare as finding diamonds in real life. Our server events are crazier than a pig riding a minecart, with challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity.
But wait, there’s more! Our community is as tight-knit as a group of villagers hiding from a zombie horde. Make friends, build alliances, and conquer the Minecraft world together.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and memes. See you in the blocky world!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Farms Harvested: | 173 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us if you’re tired of self-improvement and just want to chill with some cool peeps who understand that life is all about building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers.
Forget about trying harder, on our server, we embrace the chaos and embrace the derpiness of Minecraft.
And if you’re an incel looking for a new community to call home, look no further! We’re all about building friendships and crafting epic adventures together.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were the ultimate Minecraft master. But little did they know, our admin team had a secret weapon – a giant chicken that would randomly spawn and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Needless to say, that player’s ego was thoroughly crushed by a chicken.
But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you too can experience the thrill of being humiliated by a giant chicken. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the most unexpected places…like a lava pit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that Vikala herself decided to drop in and cause some mayhem. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming DLC – Sandalphon is ready to shake things up like a blocky earthquake.
Forget about boring old tournaments, we’ve got F2P rotations that will make your diamond armor shake in fear. Plus, our patch notes are so meaty, they make a steak look like a veggie burger.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now before the Ender Dragon decides to take over and turn everything into obsidian. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a PlayStation player, then you might want to stick to the room instead.
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us for the chance to explore new research, models, and datasets from Meta FAIR, including the infamous BitNet.cpp – the official inference framework for 1-bit LLMs. And let’s not forget about DeepSeek’s Janus-1.3B, which promises multimodal understanding and generation that will blow your mind.
But the real fun begins with Ministral 8B and PLaMo-100B – these models will have you questioning reality and laughing uncontrollably as you navigate through the chaos of our server. And if you’re looking for a challenge, check out our benchmarks like the Chatbot Arena and Censorbench – trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life on /lmg/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
But don’t worry, being turned into an animal is just the beginning of the craziness on this server. We have giant chickens that lay diamond eggs, creepers that explode into confetti instead of destroying your builds, and villagers that trade in rare enchanted items for just a handful of dirt.
Join us for epic quests where you have to rescue the Ender Dragon from a group of rebellious sheep, or participate in our annual pig racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where the skeletons are the best dancers in town.
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world where anything is possible, even being turned into an animal. Who knows, you might just find yourself enjoying the new moo-tation!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.
Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Mines Excavated: | 2554 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
