♐ MineBars ♐ WINTER UPDATE ⭐ 1.8 – 1.20.1 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7948
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7887	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Dimension Hops:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

New Minecraft Servers

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MineBars server on version 1.8 – 1.12.2 – 1.19.4

— BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock, AmongUS

— Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

— Statistics of the best players

— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, relaxation beach

— Unique plugins made by our programmers

— Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

— Honest donation

IP – MBars.net

Website: https://minebars.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

We are already more than 5 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂

Here you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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mem.mbars.net

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7960
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2206
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Buildings Constructed:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5156
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Crops Grown:	1069
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2664
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	22
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Zombie Dances:	6
Magic Items Found:	8356	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6637
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	167
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1337
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mines Excavated:	4465
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Void Gems Collected:	37
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6440
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	697
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3485
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2480
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6731
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Love Letters Sent:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Votes:	5939
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	27

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7407
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2911
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Magic Items Found:	4172
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9707
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?