♐ MineBars ♐ WINTER UPDATE ⭐ 1.8 – 1.20.1 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	388	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ores Mined:	7562
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Love Letters Sent:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

New Minecraft Servers

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MineBars server on version 1.8 – 1.12.2 – 1.19.4

— BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock, AmongUS

— Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

— Statistics of the best players

— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, relaxation beach

— Unique plugins made by our programmers

— Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

— Honest donation

IP – MBars.net

Website: https://minebars.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

We are already more than 5 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂

Here you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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ab.mbars.net

Back in my day

abilities faded, abilities waned, abilities weakened, aging, capabilities lost, changes, Day, growing older, LIMITATIONS, limitations of time, no longer capable, past abilities, past accomplishments, past capabilities, past talents, physical limitations, restrictions, skills deteriorated, skills diminished, skills lost, talents forgotten

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2896
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4615	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchantments Applied:	226	Void Gems Collected:	38
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38

Remember the good old days when you could ride a pig off a cliff and survive? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can relive that glorious moment over and over again! Join us for the chance to ride pigs, chickens, and even llamas off the tallest cliffs without a care in the world. Who needs a parachute when you have a trusty farm animal to cushion your fall? Don’t miss out on the adrenaline rush of a lifetime – join our server now and start living on the edge (literally)!

VenezuelaCraft Minecraft Server

Bounty, Corruption, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, investigation, Juan Guaido, Minecraft, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, opposition leader, Politics, presidential candidate, REWARD, reward money, search, Server, Unrest, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft, whereabouts

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8426
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU COULD WIN $100K FROM VENEZUELA’S GOVERNMENT JUST FOR FINDING OUR OPPOSITION’S PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE AGAINST ZOMBIE PIGMEN AND FIGHT GIANT CHICKENS FOR EPIC LOOT!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD THAT ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN FIND!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

WarCraftyElections

Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution strategies, crisis management., Democracy, Diplomacy, elections, global affairs, Government, hot phase of war, international relations, leadership, peace negotiations, Peacebuilding, political stability, Politics, post-war elections, Ukraine, war aftermath, WarCraftyElections, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4045
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

so like, imagine a minecraft server where u can play while u wait for the “hot phase of war” to pass. like, u can build ur own lil world and escape from the chaos of the real world. plus, u can vote for ur leader in elections on the server and maybe even become the ruler of the minecraft world. join now for a chance to escape reality and have some fun in a virtual world where anything is possible.

Bed wars anarchy with a free world without donation Minecraft server

Anarchy, Bed wars, donation, free world, minecraft server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3948
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Void Armor Forged:	27	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Minecraft server without donation, with bad wars and real anarchy

compassmine.aternos.me

Mods & Stuff SMP

active owners, Bosses, cooking mods, cosmetic trinkets, Discord, loot boxes, looting system, Modded, Modpack, modrinth launcher, Mods, pay to win, Player Economy, progress, RAM, Server, Skill System, smp, Storyline, Stuff, Survival, Teams, voice chat

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	798
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Star Shards Collected:	296
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Mods & Stuff SMP Overview

Feature	Description
No pay-to-win aspects or loot boxes	Enjoy a fair gaming experience without any pay-to-win elements.
Player ran economy	Participate in a player-driven economy within the server.
Teams	Join or create teams to collaborate with other players.
Active owners	Engage with dedicated and active server owners.
100% survival	Experience survival gameplay without any creative mode.
Whitelisted Mc and Discord server	Access the server and Discord community through whitelisting.

Modded Features

Feature	Description
In-game voice chat	Communicate with other players via in-game voice chat.
Cooperative looting system	Enjoy a cooperative looting system with separate loot chests.
Cosmetic trinkets	Personalize your character with cosmetic trinkets.
New bosses and storyline	Encounter new bosses and delve into an expansive storyline.
Skill and class system	Choose your skills and class to customize your gameplay.
Cooking mods	Explore a variety of cooking mods for culinary adventures.

Server Disclaimer

Players have already made progress on the server, which is approximately a month old. Minimum of 6 GB RAM is required to play the current modpack.

Join Our Discord Server

https://discord.gg/4z2Db7acHE

Black Manlet’s Thai Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, acceptance, Black, black manlet, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, feasible goal, Gender Identity, Girlfriend, Interracial Relationships, LGBTQ, love, manlets, Minority, new years resolution, personal growth, Quest, relationships, self improvement, sexual orientation, thai, Thai ladyboy, Transgender

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6855
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	487	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	4338	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Votes:	166	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Yo, bro, listen up! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where Thai ladyboy gfs roam free and you, a black manlet, can finally achieve your dreams! It’s like a crazy mix of fantasy and reality, all in one epic Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and make your wildest resolutions come true!

CarCraze Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, bmw 3 series, car accident, CarCraze, downpayment, fees, first house, Honda, hyundai, insurance costs, Lexus NX, luxury, mid 6 figures, MIL, Millionaires, Minecraft, mini-SUV, monthly support, nice car, Q3, Server, Support, tesla, TOTAL, vanity rights, VHCOL city

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4816
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as luxurious as your MIL’s mini-SUV? Look no further! Join our server and experience the high life with our virtual Tesla cars and diamond-encrusted armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who make mid 6 figures in diamonds and emeralds, so you’ll fit right in with your lavish lifestyle. And don’t worry about arguments over money with your spouse – on our server, the only currency is pure fun!

So ditch the boring Hyundai and Honda servers and join us for a wild ride of opulence and extravagance. Who needs a downpayment on a house when you can have a virtual mansion in Minecraft? Come join us and live like a Minecraft millionaire!

ExFriendExposedMC

Apology, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consent, ExFriendExposedMC, friendship, Honesty, Party, peer influence, peer pressure, personal space, relationships, Respect, self reflection, social consequences, social life, Trust, uncomfortable situation, University, Weirdo

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9066
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a player approaches you and asks if they can drink beer from your virtual tits. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! And if that’s not enough, there’s a chance you might run into a player who looks and behaves exactly like you – talk about a glitch in the matrix!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and witness the epic tale of a friendship turned awkward when one player confesses their love, only to be rejected and then ask to touch virtual boobs. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

No_Sleep_Minecraft_SMP

addiction, addiction treatment, carcinogens, environmental impact, harmful effects, harmful habits, health education, lung cancer, No_Sleep_Minecraft_SMP, overlooked health risks, passive smoking, preventative measures, public health, respiratory diseases, secondhand smoke, smoking, smoking cessation, societal norms, tobacco industry, tobacco use

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6937
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Lol, like have you ever heard of this Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, you gotta join because the admin is actually a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling diamonds. And get this, the spawn point is on a floating island made entirely of cheese! Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE! And the best part is, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing chickens serenades you. It’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. So like, forget smoking, join this server and get high on the pure insanity of it all!

MineCraftPoopTime

Alone Time, bathroom, Entertainment, hygiene, meditating, Men, mental health, MineCraftPoopTime, multitasking, pooping, privacy, procrastination, reading, reddit, Relaxation, self-care, social media, stress relief, thinking, Time management, TOILET

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2354
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can embark on epic quests to find the legendary Toilet Diamond hidden deep within the bowels of the world (literally).

While you’re ‘pooping’ in-game, you’ll actually be on a secret mission to defeat the evil Toilet Goblins who are trying to clog up all the toilets in the land. Trust us, it’s a crappy situation but someone’s gotta do it!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special potion that turns your character into a giant toilet so you can scare off any pesky griefers who try to mess with your builds.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bladder capacity). You won’t regret it, we promise!

ManaCube

Community, Custom Items, Enchantments, Events, Farming, Griefers, Jobs, Kingdom, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Manacube, Monsters, Network, op prison, Parkour, Prison, Relics, resource pack, Runestones, Skills, Skyblock, Towny

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7871
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magic Items Found:	5888	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1

Server Name	ManaCube (NEW REALM!)
IP	magic.manacube.com
Website	https://manacube.com
Server Version	1.21.4

General Information:

ManaCube is a server where survival gets a serious upgrade. Here, you can build your own town, rise to power with your very own kingdom, and enjoy a chill, friendly community while you’re at it. Our goal? To create a fun, relaxed space where players can thrive.

Features:

Towny
Jobs / Skills
Relics
Runestones
Resource Pack
OP Prison (JUST RELEASED!)
Skyblock
Lifesteal
KitPvP
Parkour

Community:

At ManaCube, the community comes first. We’re all about keeping things fun and welcoming with simple rules. With frequent events—big and small—you’ll always have something exciting to look forward to. Meet great people, share laughs, and be part of a community that feels like family.

Rules and guidelines can be found at: https://manacube.com/rules

FAQs:

1. How do I join the server?

To join ManaCube, simply enter the IP address magic.manacube.com in your Minecraft client and start playing!

2. Can I create my own town in the game?

Yes, you can build your own town and protect it from griefers. You can also expand and create your own kingdom for more power.

3. What are Relics and Runestones?

Relics are special treasures dropped by monsters with custom textures and powerful enchantments. Runestones are magical enhancements that boost gear traits and enchantments.

4. Are there any custom items on the server?

Yes, the server has over 500 custom items with custom textures, including hats, furniture, and tools.

5. Is the server community-friendly?

Yes, the community is a top priority at ManaCube. The server aims to create a safe and positive space for all players, with frequent events and a family-like atmosphere.

Dreamscape Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, arousal, c/u/cks, cuckold, Deepthroat, Domination, dreamscape, Exploration, fetish, Haven, janny cock, kink, LGBTQ, love, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, sexual desire, Submission, sucking, taboo, tr/a/nnies, Transgender

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	316
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Astral Projections Made:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a rainbow-infested wonderland where trannies and cucks are all about sucking janny cock for fun! It’s like a party where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and let your inner weirdo shine. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this crazy world of blocky madness!

AI_MindCraft SMP

academic performance, Adaptability, ai, AI_MindCraft, Artificial Intelligence, Classroom, Digital Learning, education, educational tools, Future, gen z, Impact, innovation, learning, machine learning, online resources, School, smp, student experience, Students, study, Technology

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	192
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Yo, listen up all you Minecraft gamers out there! If you wanna join the most epic SMP server ever, then look no further! This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows, except instead of unicorns, we have creepers and instead of rainbows, we have lava pits.

Join our server for the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireballs out of your butt! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained monkeys who are also professional Minecraft players?

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the opportunity to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a part of our crazy community of gamers who are just as insane as you are. Let’s goooooo!

MineTearCraft

emotional dramas, emotional films, emotional rollercoaster movies, emotional tearjerker movies, films that hit you in the feels, films that make you emotional, films that make you weep, films to watch when feeling down, heart-wrenching movies, MineTearCraft, movies that bring on the tears, movies that evoke strong emotions, movies that make you cry, movies that make you emotional wreck, movies that make you teary-eyed, movies that touch your soul, movies that tug at your heartstrings, movies to watch when sad, sad movies, tear-inducing films, tearjerker films

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7657
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Farms Harvested:	144	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ores Mined:	4447	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you cry tears of joy? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will bring tears to your eyes as you witness the beauty of our pixelated landscapes and the hilarity of our player-built creations.

Join us for epic adventures, insane mini-games, and a community of players who will make you laugh until you cry (literally). Our server is so awesome, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its greatness.

So why join our server? Because it’s the only place where you can mine diamonds while crying tears of happiness, battle epic bosses while laughing uncontrollably, and build the most ridiculous structures while wiping tears of joy from your eyes.

Don’t miss out on the best Minecraft server of all time. Join us now and get ready to cry like you’ve never cried before (in a good way, of course).

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

BlockyLove, civil union, equality, european union, gender equality, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, law, legalization, legislation, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Liechtenstein, Marriage equality, marriage rights, Minecraft, progressive, RIGHTS, same-sex marriage, Server, social change, society, Takes Effect

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
New Chunks Explored:	924894	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Secret Passages Found:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well lemme tell u why u gotta join this server. first off, did u know that Liechtenstein Marriage Equality Law just took effect on this server? that’s right, u can marry ur minecraft buddy and have a big ol’ wedding in the virtual world. ain’t that just wild?

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can ride on giant chickens and shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. u can also find a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy. and guess what? there’s a dragon there that farts glitter. i ain’t kiddin’, this server is straight up bonkers.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it.