♐ MineBars ♐ WINTER UPDATE ⭐ 1.8 – 1.20.1 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6235
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ores Mined:	2739	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

New Minecraft Servers

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MineBars server on version 1.8 – 1.12.2 – 1.19.4

— BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock, AmongUS

— Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

— Statistics of the best players

— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, relaxation beach

— Unique plugins made by our programmers

— Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

— Honest donation

IP – MBars.net

Website: https://minebars.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

We are already more than 5 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂

Here you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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gg.mbars.net

SyriaCraft: UNrestored Territory

Ceasefire, civil war, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international law, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, peace agreement, Peacekeeping, political stability, restoration, security council, special envoy, Syria, SyriaCraft, territorial integrity, Territory, UN, united nations, UNrestored

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4562
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Potions Brewed:	51
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Crops Grown:	7250	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we restore syria’s territorial integrity one block at a time! with the UN special envoy leading the way, we are on a mission to build the biggest and baddest structures in all of minecraft land.

we have crazy events like “build a peace treaty” where players have to negotiate with each other using only emojis and “battle for the border” where we fight off creepers trying to invade our land.

join us and be part of the most epic quest in minecraft history! who knew saving syria could be so much fun?

dickcraft server Minecraft

admins, beautiful spawn, DickCraft, emotions, free donation dupe, Helpers, Minecraft, Naruto, op, Playing, Rtp, Server, top server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Enchantments Applied:	122
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

top server, looking for admins and helpers, beautiful spawn, free donation dupe, rtp, naruto, op! go to dickcraft and get a lot of emotions from playing it! We are looking forward to it!

darfie.aternos.me

Echo-Isles

advanced quality of life, brand new players, custom generated, Donate, EchoIsles, Engaging, Kit PvP, loot crates, new players, Other, player community, pvp ban, pvp features, Resource World, server address, Server Rules, setting homes, strong community, Support, Teleporting, unique gameplay, Welcoming Community

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4236
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Echo-Isles Server Overview:

Server Name	Echo-Isles
Start Date	10/31/2024
Features	– SMP gameplay– Setting homes– Teleporting– Economy– MCMMO– Quality of life plugins
Pay to Win	No
Donation Benefits	Advanced quality of life features
Community	Welcoming and strong
PvP Features	Custom-generated resource world, loot crates, Kit PvP

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How can I join the Echo-Isles server?

You can join by entering the server address: Echo-Isles.com

2. What features does the Echo-Isles server offer?

The server features SMP gameplay, setting homes, teleporting, an economy, MCMMO, and quality of life plugins.

3. Is the Echo-Isles server pay to win?

No, the server is not pay to win. However, donations for advanced quality of life features are accepted.

4. What is the community like on the Echo-Isles server?

The community is welcoming and strong, always willing to engage with new players.

5. Are there PvP features on the Echo-Isles server?

Yes, the server encourages PvP in the custom-generated resource world with loot crates spawning about every hour. Kit PvP is also available to the public.

Ethereal Skylands 1.21

ceres fauna, Ethereal, Graduated 2025, no fanfare, Skylands, Thread, uuuuuuu

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	1285	Dimension Hops:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is lit AF! We got crazy builds that will make your brain explode with creativity, like seriously, it’s like Picasso on steroids. And the mobs? Oh man, don’t even get me started! We got creepers doing the cha-cha slide and skeletons breakdancing like it’s the 80s. It’s a total party up in here! Plus, the community is so welcoming, it’s like a warm hug from a fluffy unicorn. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some epic memories together!

ToddlerTripper Minecraft Server

bystander intervention, bystander responsibility, child behavior, child development, child discipline, child safety, communication skills, community involvement, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, family dynamics, gymnastics competition, intentional tripping, Minecraft, Moral values, older boys, parenting, parenting advice, Parenting styles, Server, social responsibility, toddler safety, ToddlerTripper

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks – we build character! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy encounters.

Imagine stumbling upon a group of mischievous players trying to trip up innocent toddlers in the virtual world. But fear not, for our hero (you!) steps in to save the day and teach those troublemakers a lesson. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?

And just like in real life, sometimes you’ll have to face off against angry moms who don’t appreciate your heroic deeds. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? So come on over and show off your bravery and quick thinking skills in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of wild encounters await you next!

CheesyRollUpClash

Boundaries, boyfriend girlfriend, cheesy roll-up, CheesyRollUpClash, Communication, communication in relationships, food etiquette, food preferences, Honesty, honesty in relationships, honesty vs. lying, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenarios, love, relationship dynamics, relationships, Respect, sharing food, sharing food with partner, taco bell

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	246
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

So picture this: you’re on your way back from Taco Bell, eagerly anticipating your cheesy roll-up. But wait, your girlfriend hits you with the ultimate hypothetical question: “Would you be mad if I ate your cheesy roll-up?” And you, being the cheese-loving warrior that you are, respond with a resounding “Yes.”

Now, this may seem like a simple question, but let me tell you, the drama that ensued was next level. She was all like, “Really, over a cheesy roll-up?” And you were just like, “Um, yeah, it’s MY cheesy roll-up, thank you very much.”

But fear not, my friend, for there is a place where cheesy roll-ups are abundant and drama-free. Join our Minecraft server and indulge in all the cheesy goodness you desire. No hypothetical questions about snack theft, just pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, we have a secret cheesy roll-up crafting recipe that will blow your mind. So come on over and let’s roll-up to victory together!

CartoonCrafters

80s Cartoons, 90s cartoons, American television, animated classics, animated series, animated television, cartoon characters, CartoonCrafters, childhood nostalgia, childhood TV shows, classic cartoons, kids television, retro cartoons, Saturday morning cartoons, Saturday morning cartoons experience, Saturday Morning Entertainment, Saturday Morning Memories, Saturday morning routine, Saturday morning tradition, television programming, vintage cartoons

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2335
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Crops Grown:	7775
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

Remember waking up early on Saturday mornings, grabbing a big bowl of sugary cereal, and plopping down in front of the TV to watch some epic cartoons? Well, imagine that same feeling, but in Minecraft form! Our server is like a virtual Saturday morning cartoon extravaganza, with wacky characters, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers break out into dance parties. Build your own cartoon-inspired creations, team up with other players to defeat evil villains, and embark on quests that will have you laughing out loud.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pancake Palace, where you can feast on stacks of delicious pancakes while watching the sunrise. And rumor has it that buried deep within our world is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your Saturday mornings watching boring old TV when you could be living out your own cartoon adventures in Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Abyss SMP

abyss, Boundaries, bullying, Community, Discord, exploit, Friendly, Friends, glitch, Griefing, lag reduction, laid back, Mods, nether roof, Play, PvP, quality of life, Respect, rules, Small, smp, stealing, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Server Name	Minecraft SMP Server
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

Overview

Are you looking for a small, laid-back community where you can make friends and play some Minecraft? Our SMP is almost fully vanilla, with just a few mods to lower lag and enhance quality of life. Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining our Discord!

Rules

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Q&A

Are there whitelist confirmations? Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.

How long does it take to get whitelisted? I do all the whitelisting myself, so it can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted.

Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet? Quite a few people have joined the server without filling the entry form. You will not be whitelisted if you don’t do it, so make sure you complete it!

How big is the server? The server has a fairly small community, but I’m trying to get it larger and more active!

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

MysticCraft Land 1.21.1

1.21.1, Buying, consumer culture, consumerism, impulse buy, instant gratification, Land, materialism, must have, MysticCraft, purchasing, retail addiction, retail indulgence, retail therapy, Shopaholic, shopping addiction, shopping obsession, shopping spree, shopping therapy, spending spree, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1297
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the blocky world!

We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode into confetti!

Explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure chests containing rare items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes and enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

But beware, because our friendly NPCs might turn into bloodthirsty zombies at any moment and start chasing you around the map!

So come on, join us if you dare and see if you can survive the insanity of our wacky Minecraft server!

PixelPeelerz

bachelor party, bathroom, Bikini, costume, cute idea, disagreement, Drunk, exotic dancer, huge deal, inappropriate, jokey, Monique, Pictures, PixelPeelerz, pizza delivery girl, silly, strip tease, stupid, trenchcoat, Upset, Wives

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7653
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5355
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old bachelor parties with the same old strippers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for some wild and wacky fun!

Join us for a virtual bachelor party like no other, where you can dress up as a pizza delivery girl, do a hilarious strip dance, and even have some alone time in the bathroom with your fiancé. Who needs exotic dancers when you can have a jokey version of a striptease with your significant other?

But beware, some of the wives on the server may not approve of your bikini choice or your bathroom antics. But hey, who cares when you’re having a blast on our server, right?

So come on down to our Minecraft server for a bachelor party experience you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget, depending on how wild things get)!

CraftyFact Checkerz

Ability, Accuracy, accurate headlines, ai, chatgpt, Checkerz, CraftyFact, decreased trust, dubious ones, fact-checks, false, headlines, Human, improved, increased belief, Misinformation, reduce trust, Reliability, study, Tell, True, true headlines

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9172
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. You gotta join cuz, like, ChatGPT fact-checks are, like, so last season. We don’t need no AI telling us what’s true and what’s false, we got our own crazy minds for that. Plus, like, if you join, you’ll get superpowers in the game. I heard this one dude joined and suddenly he could fly in real life. True story, bro. So, like, come join us and let’s have a blast together, cuz this server is where all the cool kids hang out.

CivCraft: A Civilization Server

Anarchy, bedrock, Biomes, civcraft, Civilization, discord server, Google form, ISLAND, java, Leveledmobs, Map, MCMMO, Minecraft, NotBounties, one life, Plugins, Quests, Realistic Seasons, Resources, Roleplay, Server, Whitelisted

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9143
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Server Name	CivCraft Season 4.0
Inspiration	Civilization Videos
Biomes	Dark Forest, Jungle, Mesa, Taiga
Server Activity	3 hours a day
Map Size	7500 by 7500
Unique Feature	One life per player
Plugins	Realistic Seasons, McMMO, LeveledMobs, NotBounties, Quests
Platforms	Java, Bedrock
Whitelisted	Yes

FAQs

How do I join the server?

The server is whitelisted, so you need to join the Discord server and fill out a Google Form to get whitelisted.

What is the main objective of the server?

The main objective is to work together with other players to build a civilization on one of the unique biomes available on the islands.

Is there a time limit for gameplay?

Yes, the server is active for three hours a day.

What happens if I die in-game?

You only have one life in this server, so if you die, you will have to strategize and act smart in your next playthrough.

Are there any special features on the map?

Yes, the map is custom and hides secrets and places to build your civilization.

Can I play on any platform?

Yes, you can play on Java or Bedrock, whichever works best for you.

What plugins are used on the server?

Plugins such as Realistic Seasons, McMMO, LeveledMobs, NotBounties, and Quests are used to enhance the Vanilla Experience.

Future Vision Server 1.21.2

#youtube, 1.21.2, 2025, arrest Bibi, Canada, Canadian hillbillies, christmas, deportation, Future, immigration, Israel, Jeet Deportation Operation, jewry, logical option, Merry Christmas, net zero, opposition, pickup trucks, politician, Server, Smile, trudeau, Video, vision

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1301
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1887
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where the only politician is a total savage who’s all about arresting Bibi if he even steps foot in Canada. And get this, they’re all about reducing immigration to NET FUCKING ZERO and starting a Mass Jeet Deportation Operation in 2025. Plus, they keep a smile on their face despite all the Canadian hillbillies in pickup trucks begging to die for Israel. Oh, and did I mention they’re the only one who says MERRY CHRISTMAS on Christmas? Like, bruh, this server is the only logical option, you gotta join now before it’s too late! 🤣🎄🔥

DinnerCraft: No Food for You

age, aita, anger, Communication, Cooking, Dinner, dinnercraft, feeling, Food, housework, husband, leftovers, Meal, new year’s eve, part-time work, Petty, prime rib, Rude, stroganoff, taco bell, take out, WIBTA

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4674
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Dragon Scales Harvested:	391
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Potions Brewed:	49	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like this husband did with the prime rib? Look no further! Our server is like a delicious prime rib stroganoff – always satisfying and never disappointing.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. Plus, unlike this husband, our server won’t ditch you for Taco Bell at the last minute.

So come on over and experience the ultimate Minecraft experience. Who needs prime rib when you have a server this awesome? Join now and leave those dinner-ditching antics behind!

Assad’s Last Stand Minecraft Server

Assad dictatorship, Assads, civil war, Conflict Resolution, displaced persons, homecoming, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international community, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, peace process, ReBuilding, reconciliation, Refugee Crisis, Refugees, repatriation, Server, Stand, Syria crisis, Syrian government, Syrians, war-torn country

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9676
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like the land of milk and honey, but with creepers and zombies instead. We got over 115,000 Syrians returning home from the end of the Assad dictatorship, like whaaat? That’s some next level stuff right there.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of Endermen doing the dab dance. We’ve got villages filled with villagers who are low-key obsessed with trading emeralds for useless junk. And don’t even get me started on our nether portal parties, they’re lit AF.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, just to mess with players and steal their diamonds. So if you’re into that kind of thrill, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times. It’s all part of the fun, right?