☠️ TheosisMC: Where you’ll die a lot but keep coming back for more in hardcore survival multiplayer!

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TheosisMC Server Overview

Added Features
An economy that is completely player-driven
A land claiming system
Two custom items; the Crowbar and the Soup of Life

Server Details

Server Address: play.theosismc.com

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/fmwvGGR

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is TheosisMC pay-to-win?	TheosisMC is completely non-pay-to-win. The VIP rank on the store offers purely cosmetic perks.
How does the economy work?	The economy is player-driven, with no in-game shops. Players buy and sell items to each other using coins obtained from looting and killing monsters.
What happens if a claim owner dies?	If a claim owner dies, their claims are deleted.
How can I acquire the custom items?	The Crowbar and Soup of Life can be purchased from in-game shops, but they are quite expensive.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

AisleCraft2021

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

We’ve got more family drama than a soap opera on our server. From exes to step-parents, you’ll never know who’s going to pop up next. Will your ex’s family be part of your kids’ lives? Will your stepdad be upset he’s not walking you down the aisle at your virtual wedding? The possibilities are endless!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of love and support to go around too. Join us for a heartwarming experience that will make you cry harder than when you accidentally fell into a pit of lava. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your virtual family on our server too.

So come on down and join the madness! Who needs reality when you’ve got Minecraft drama to keep you entertained for hours on end? You won’t regret it, we promise (unless you forget to bring your diamond sword, then you might regret it a little).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NoLifinMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of spending countless hours on a game that you wouldn’t even recommend to your worst enemy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Our server is so chaotic that even the creepers have started forming boy bands!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of rebellious chickens who have declared war on all players. Will you be the one to claim the loot and earn the title of Chicken Whisperer?

So why waste your time on boring games when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself? Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5317
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

FamBlockerz

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Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks, but your family just doesn’t understand your artistic vision? Well, fear not my fellow Minecraft enthusiasts, because on our server, not only is building llama statues out of diamond blocks encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

Join us on this wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Want to create a roller coaster that sends villagers flying into the sky? Go for it! Feel like reenacting the entire plot of Titanic using pigs and boats? We won’t judge (much).

So say goodbye to your family’s boring rules and hello to a world where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Divine Spears Created:	27	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

LebCraft: No griefing, just building!

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come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real world where 31 people are getting rekt by israeli strikes in lebanon. on our server, the only thing getting destroyed is ur enemies in pvp battles. we have more explosions than a war zone but in a fun way, not a scary way. plus, our admins are like superheroes, they will protect u from griefers like they are protecting lebanon from airstrikes. so come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing blowing up is ur mind with fun and excitement.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7330	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Arctic Hybrid Zone: Minecraft Server

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Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server out there! We got polar bears chillin’ with penguins, makin’ some wild hybrid babies! It’s like a freakin’ zoo up in here!

Join us and witness the magic of circumpolar hybrid zones, where animals from opposite ends of the Earth come together to create some wacky new species. It’s like Noah’s Ark on steroids, bro!

Our server is like a science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible. Who needs regular old animals when you can have polar bear-penguin hybrids running around causing chaos?

So come on down and experience the biodiversity bonanza that is our server. Trust us, you won’t find anything like it anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. Let’s get wild, baby!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Emeralds Found:	4098
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	4191
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

She Is In! Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find! Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with infinite diamonds and emeralds for eternity. So, are you ready to embark on this epic quest and become the next Minecraft millionaire?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever see. From flying pigs to rainbow-colored sheep, you will never run out of surprises on our server. And don’t even get me started on the magical potions that can turn you into a superhero for a day!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this wacky and wonderful world where anything is possible. SHE IS IN, are you?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Incel Kino Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, have we got the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is filled with mandatory incel Kinos that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time.

Join us for epic battles against the dreaded Ender Dragon, where the only way to defeat it is by reciting lines from your favorite incel movie. Or how about a thrilling game of capture the flag, where the flag is actually just a fedora that you have to wear while running around the map?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Incel Olympics, where players compete in events such as the Neckbeard Dash, the Fedora Toss, and the Waifu Pillow Fight. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Nice Guy, who roams the server looking for m’ladies to rescue.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of irony – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Void Armor Forged:	23
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BFsPassingSecrets

abandonment, arrangements, BFsPassingSecrets, Cancer, caregiving, Communication, cremation, end of life, exhaustion, family, Funeral, Grief, HEARTBREAK, hospice, in-laws, love, relationships, Resentment, Support, terminal illness, Wishes

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience that will make you forget all about real-life drama like this heartbreaking story! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous shenanigans.

Reasons to join our server: 1. Escape the drama of real life – no in-laws or family drama here, just pure Minecraft madness! 2. Build your own world and create your own story – no need to deal with other people’s drama when you can create your own epic tale! 3. Make new friends who will always have your back – unlike those family members who abandoned their loved one in a time of need, our Minecraft community is always there for each other. 4. Explore new worlds and conquer challenges – forget about planning funerals, on our server, the only thing you need to plan is your next epic build! 5. Join us for a laugh and a good time – because life is too short to deal with real-life drama when you can be building castles and fighting zombies with us!

So come on in and join the fun – leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in the crazy, hilarious world of our Minecraft server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RegretfulRookie in Minecraft SMP

acceptance, communication skills, Coping skills, Decision making, emotional intelligence, Empathy, financial literacy, forgiveness, goal-setting, Gratitude, healthy boundaries, letting go, life lessons, mindfulness, Minecraft, patience, personal growth, RegretfulRookie, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, Time management

Are you tired of learning life lessons the hard way? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and learn valuable life lessons like never digging straight down (unless you want to meet a fiery death in a pool of lava) and always carrying a bucket of water with you (because you never know when you’ll need to put out a sudden fire).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who will teach you the true meaning of friendship and bacon. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a mischievous group of creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start learning life lessons the fun and absurd way!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftySocietyOops

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Join our Minecraft server and escape the biggest mistake society is making right now – not playing enough Minecraft! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually just misunderstood pets.

Forget about real life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle or finding the rarest loot. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to an alternate universe where everyone has superpowers and the only currency is emeralds.

So come join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and enchanted diamond armor. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CruiseMissileCraft Server

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so, like, this server is so lit, even IDF be talkin’ bout it! apparently, Hezbollah was gonna shoot a cruise missile from an apartment in Lebanon, but they got distracted by how awesome our server is. like, imagine being so cool that even terrorists wanna join your Minecraft world! come join us and be part of the action, who knows what crazy stuff will happen next! #minecraftgoals #terroristapproved

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MirageCraft – GripenEuroFighter

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is negotiating for some sick fighter jets like mirage, gripen, and eurofighter. imagine flying around in a mirage fighter shooting creepers and zombies from the sky, epic right? plus, our server has the craziest pvp battles where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. join now and be part of the action, ukraine style!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Buildings Constructed:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ores Mined:	7165

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Serotonin Space Quests

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so like, you know how when you play minecraft and you find, like, diamonds and stuff and you get all excited and happy? well, our server is like that but on steroids, man. when you join our server, your brain will be flooded with so much serotonin, you’ll feel like you just won the lottery while riding a unicorn made of rainbows.

our rewards are so epic, your serotonin levels will be off the charts. we’re talking about rewards that will make you question reality itself. and the best part is, just thinking about these rewards will make your brain release even more serotonin. it’s like a never-ending cycle of happiness and joy.

so come join our server and experience the ultimate serotonin rush of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it. just remember to bring a helmet, because your mind will be blown.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Elden Ring Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on Elden Ring for a wild ride filled with dragons, unicorns, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden portal that led them to a land filled with talking cows and flying pigs. They were greeted by a dancing llama who offered them enchanted diamond armor in exchange for their best dance moves. Needless to say, they partied all night long and became the legends of Elden Ring.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Ninja Clan, a group of fearless warriors who protect the land from evil mobs using nothing but their trusty feather swords and ninja skills. Join them in their quest to defeat the Ender Dragon and claim the ultimate prize – a golden toilet made of pure emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join Elden Ring today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wonders and shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Towns Built:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.