☠️ TheosisMC: Where you’ll die a lot but keep coming back for more in hardcore survival multiplayer!

Added Features
An economy that is completely player-driven
A land claiming system
Two custom items; the Crowbar and the Soup of Life

Question	Answer
Is TheosisMC pay-to-win?	TheosisMC is completely non-pay-to-win. The VIP rank on the store offers purely cosmetic perks.
How does the economy work?	The economy is player-driven, with no in-game shops. Players buy and sell items to each other using coins obtained from looting and killing monsters.
What happens if a claim owner dies?	If a claim owner dies, their claims are deleted.
How can I acquire the custom items?	The Crowbar and Soup of Life can be purchased from in-game shops, but they are quite expensive.

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

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Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Animals Bred:	165
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

RedLineRuckusMC

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so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	415	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Buildings Constructed:	45	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Blocky Justice System

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	464	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

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Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ores Mined:	6095	Falling into the Void:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Potions Brewed:	64	Gods Slained:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

afd, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, discrimination, election, Empathy, far right, gender, german women, germany, influence, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, Party, PITY, Politics, populism, power, smp, society, Thuringia, Vote

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NightOwl Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of friends who expect you to drop everything and hang out with them every time you’re in town? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to guilt trip you for having a life outside of the game.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend sees your location on the server map and starts freaking out because you didn’t tell them you were online. Sound familiar? Not on our server! We encourage independence and respect your gaming schedule.

Plus, we have epic events planned for next month that will make your real-life vacations pale in comparison. Who needs friends when you have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join us now and leave the drama behind!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

StepSisPlaySupport

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Looking for a Minecraft server that values family unity and sibling support? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to show love and support to all their siblings, whether they’re bio or step!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds, where you can prove to your virtual siblings that you’re there for them no matter what. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new favorite sibling to show off your building skills to!

So come on, join us and show that you’re not just a block builder, but also a family supporter extraordinaire! And remember, on our server, all siblings are equally important, no favoritism allowed!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NoOffensePlz Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Beliefs, controversial, criticism, Cultural differences, Diversity, Individuality, judgment, Minecraft, misunderstood, nonconformity, NoOffensePlz, offensive, Open-mindedness, Perception, Perspectives, smp, social constructs, societal norms, Stereotypes, taboo, tolerance, VALUES

Are you tired of being judged for your unconventional love of pineapple on pizza? Do you find yourself perplexed by society’s aversion to wearing socks with sandals? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate all things wacky and weird! Join us and let your freak flag fly high as we build a world where pineapple pizza is the norm and socks with sandals are the height of fashion. Embrace your inner oddball and join us for a wild ride of creativity and chaos!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Runes Activated:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PixelPleasureCraft 🤪🔥👾

#exciting, adventurous, Communication, Connection, Creative, description, EMOJIS, expressive, FANTASY, fulfillment, Fun, INTIMATE, love, passionate, PixelPleasureCraft, playful, Pleasure, Romantic, satisfaction, satisfying, sex life

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride for your virtual adventures! Join us if you want to experience a sex life in emojis – from the eggplant to the peach, we’ve got it all! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are blushing! So come on over and let’s emoji-fy your Minecraft experience like never before!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BorderBreakers Minecraft Server

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lol, you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got Ukrainian forces breaking through russian borders like it’s nobody’s business. 95th brigade be claimin’ all the land and you can join in on the action. build your base, fight off the invaders, and maybe even start your own war. who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on this server. join now and be part of the chaos!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Buildings Constructed:	24	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyPutin2021

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutin2021, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, Macron, military intervention, peace negotiations, political rhetoric, putin, reconsidered, Relations with Russia, sanctions, war in Ukraine, Western Allies

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this Minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BOOM, you’re transported to a whole new world where you gotta navigate crazy challenges and alliances with Russia. Macron is there, being all like “we gotta reconsider our relations with Russia after that war in Ukraine, bro.” And you’re just like, “wait, what? I just wanted to play Minecraft, not get involved in international politics!” But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server, always keeping you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. So come join us and see where the adventure takes you! Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. Who can say no to that?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Villages Defended:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PreggoCraft: Bone Boosting Vitamins

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so, like, if you wanna make sure your kids have super strong bones, you gotta join this minecraft server, bro. we got all the vitamin d supplements you need to make sure those lil gamers are gonna be jumpin’ around like crazy. imagine them doin’ parkour in the game, but in real life too! it’s gonna be epic, man.

we got this one player who joined the server and started takin’ all the supplements. next thing you know, his character in the game was jumpin’ like a kangaroo on steroids. it was wild, dude. everyone was like, “what’s in those supps, man?!” and he was just like, “it’s that good good vitamin d, bro.”

so, yeah, if you wanna give your kids the best chance at havin’ bones of steel, you gotta join this server. we’re like the vitamin d capital of minecraft, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Block Battle Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Well look no further, because our server is like a glitch in the matrix! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers were actually friendly. It was a land of pure chaos and absolute madness, but oh boy was it fun!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary loot that will make your friends green with envy. From diamond swords that shoot fireballs to armor made out of rainbow blocks, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on the secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to buckle up, because things are about to get weird!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

New Minecraft Servers 2024

☠️ TheosisMC: Where you’ll die a lot but keep coming back for more in hardcore survival multiplayer!

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Block Battle Minecraft Server

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	196	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3