☕ Java Survival, Where Creepers Drink Coffee and Villagers are Overcaffeinated!

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Java Survival SMP Server

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

Server address: mc.javasurvival.com

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

We will always strive to…

Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity.
Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

Server rules

Rules
No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising



**FAQs:**

1. **Can I use mods on the server?**
   - Generally, we recommend playing without mods to maintain a fair and equal experience for all players. However, some mods may be allowed, but please check with an admin first.

2. **How do I report a player for breaking the rules?**
   - You can report a player by sending a private message to a moderator or admin on the server or contacting them through Discord.

3. **Are there any restrictions on building structures?**
   - While we allow creative freedom in building, we ask that players respect others' property and not build too close to someone else's structures without permission.

4. **Can I invite my friends to join the server?**
   - Absolutely! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join the community. Just make sure they follow the server rules too.

5. **Is PvP allowed on the server?**
   - Yes, PvP is allowed, but we request that players engage in fair and friendly combat. Harassment or excessive PvP may result in disciplinary action.

6. **How often is the server backed up?**
   - The server is regularly backed up to prevent data loss. However, we recommend you also back up your own builds and valuable items just to be safe.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	183	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Tom’s Crafting Adventures Minecraft SMP

Adventures, brock lesnar, Combat sports, Crafting, crossover athlete, dream match, Entertainment, fantasy booking, Future, great athlete, heavyweight division, interim heavyweight champion, Minecraft, Mixed Martial Arts, Monster, Potential, professional wrestling, smp, speculation, Sports Entertainment, tom aspinall, Toms, ufc, wrestling fans, wwe

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have UFC interim heavyweight champion Tom Aspinall as our resident wrestler, ready to take on anyone who dares challenge him in the ring (or in the mines)!

Forget about Brock Lesnar, Tom Aspinall is the new great athlete™ monster in town and he’s ready to show off his skills in both the octagon and the squared circle. Join our server now and witness epic battles between players and mobs, with Tom Aspinall as the referee (and occasional participant)!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon where you can find rare loot and face off against mythical creatures like the Ender Dragon and Herobrine. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft SMP with a twist of UFC and WWE madness!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	300

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Crafty World – Minecraft Server

Alliance, allied races, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Community, Content update, Crafty, Draenei, EU, GLOBOFOMO, guild, invite, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Racial abilities rework, Server, the war within, WORGEN, world, World of Warcraft, wowg, xal

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that have happened on our server. One time, a player built a roller coaster that actually took you to the moon! And another time, a group of players formed a secret society of chicken warriors who battled against evil zombie pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater treasure hunts, and even a giant game of hide and seek where the seeker is a giant Ender Dragon. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of wild fun anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll have in store. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

TeamUp Minecraft SMP – 30/32 and Counting

athlete diversity, black quarterback, Counting, Diversity, football, Minecraft, Minority representation, NFL, professional sports, quarterback diversity, quarterback opportunities, quarterback position, racial barriers, racial bias, Racial equality, racial stereotypes, smp, sports, sports industry, sports leagues, team diversity, team diversity initiatives, team rosters, teamup

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a chance to witness the legendary Battle of the Black Qbs, where players compete to see who can build the most epic quarterback statue out of obsidian! Rumor has it that the winner will receive a diamond-encrusted helmet and the title of QB King!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on top of giant chickens and battle it out with feathered lances. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging at you!

So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

StoryMine Balanced economy server Minecraft

Antispam, Auto-mine, Balanced Economy, Cities, Comfortable survival, donation, Donation statuses, Huge worlds, in-game currency, Jobs, Lag-free, long-lasting, Minecraft, Russian translation, Shop, Starter Kit, stores, StoryMine, Survival, Warps, Web map

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Osomatsu San Minecraft Server

Anime, Anons, Argument, controversy, drag queens, Dragmatsu, era, fan culture, Fandom, Fandom Files, fanfiction, Fiction, gross, matsuno brothers, Minecraft, osomatsu, osomatsu-san, San, Server, shipping, shipping wars, taboo, weird

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as shipping the Matsuno Brothers together! That’s right, we’ve got a whole fandom dedicated to our server, and things can get pretty weird (in a good way, of course). Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you can be a drag queen like the Matsunos in our Dragmatsu AU. Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s serve some serious Minecraft realness!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP

abortion, controversial topic, controversy, cultural commentary, divisive issue, dust, dust settled, ethical dilemma, freedom of choice, hidden meaning, hot button issue, Interpretation, metaphor, Minecraft, moral debate, personal beliefs, political statement, reproductive rights, Settlers, smp, Social Issues, societal norms, Symbolism, Women’s Health

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – all of our players are secretly trained ninjas who can build a castle in under 5 minutes while fending off creepers with their bare hands.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of playing Minecraft on astronauts in space. So if you join, you might just be helping NASA discover the key to surviving on Mars!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me drop this bombshell – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience this once-in-a-lifetime event!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure of your life!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Devilman Crybaby Minecraft Server

animation, Anime, Apocalypse, controversial, crybaby, Dark, Demons, devilman, DEVILMAN crybaby, discussion, emotional, INTENSE, mature themes, Minecraft, Netflix, Opinions, review, series, Server, Supernatural, Thoughts, violent

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is as wild and unpredictable as Devilman Crybaby! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with demons, angels, and epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss in our server, you’ll be granted the power to transform into a devilman yourself! Imagine flying around the Minecraft world with wings and shooting fireballs at your enemies. It’s a game-changer, literally.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity of Devilman Crybaby in Minecraft form. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one hell of a ride!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Minecraft SMP: M a i s o r a A n g e l

anger, autistic slut, CHANGE, character arc, Character development, character history, continuity, Disappointment, emotional investment, Evolution, fan reaction, Frustration, loli hag, Long-term impact, Maisora Angel, Minecraft, narrative, plot twist, retconned, smp, storytelling, Virgin

Are you tired of your favorite characters getting retconned into virgins? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all forms of character development, no matter how scandalous! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a few loli hags along the way. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable Minecraft memories together!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to give you a wild ride!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of cheese! And don’t worry, getting turned into a block of obsidian by a mischievous wizard is all part of the fun!

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep)! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…unless you accidentally anger the giant mutant squid that roams the land. But hey, what’s life without a little danger, right?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

4chan Divegrass Day 3 Motherfuckers Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, insane goals, and more drama than a soap opera.

Our last match had /b/ beating /i/ 4-3 in a nail-biting showdown that had everyone on the edge of their seats. But don’t worry, the current match on stream has /i/ leading 2-0 against /f/, so anything can happen!

If you’re looking for a server where alliances are constantly shifting, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected, then this is the place for you. Join us at https://isthisliv.com/stream/ and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even witness a creeper explosion that changes the course of the game forever!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

> Purest Japanese Woman Minecraft SMP

Ancestry, beauty, culture, Elegant, ethnicity, geisha, graceful, heritage, honorable, japanese, Kimono, long tail, Minecraft, Nihon, NIHONJIN, purest, Refined, respectful, smp, SOPHISTICATED, Traditional, WOMAN, yamato

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is run by the purest Japanese woman you’ll ever meet! She once defeated a creeper with a single karate chop and can build a house faster than you can say “sushi”. Join us for a wild ride filled with ninja pigs, samurai skeletons, and a whole lot of bamboo! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Japanese woman show you the true meaning of Minecraft madness!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

StoryMine Lamp survival server Minecraft

Antispam, Auto-mine, Build warps, Cities, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Develop yourself, Honest survival, Huge worlds, in-game currency, Jobs, lamp, Low donations, Minecraft, no fly, No GOD, No Lags, No OP, No Wipes, Open stores, powerful hosting, private world, Russian translation, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, StoryMine, Survival, Web map

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

E Smol Minecraft Server

alternative media, big corporations, DIY community, ESmol, ESPAÑOL, general, grassroots movements, independent artists, independent businesses, Independent creators, Indie Films, indie games, indie music, indies only, local artisans, Minecraft, Server, small indies, SMOL, spanish language, stay in your lane, underground culture

Are you tired of those big, corporate Minecraft servers trying to take over the world? Well, fear not, because our server is exclusively for small indies! We don’t want any big corpos ruining our fun, so they can stay in their own general chat.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. We have unicorns roaming the lands, flying pigs soaring through the skies, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers like to bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the elusive diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes for a lifetime supply of cookies. It’s a crazy world out there, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

/BlockParty/ Minecraft SMP Fun

Bait, blockparty, Denauth, ethyria, Fun, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, Minecraft, minecraft server, NijiEN, nijisanji en, Noctyx, obsydia, shitposting, smp, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, xsoleil, youtube channels

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where you can team up with Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Petra Gurin and LazuLight to build the most epic creations ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary OBSYDIA, Ethyria, Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, TTT, and Denauth factions, each with their own crazy stories and shenanigans. Will you join forces with MariaMari0nette and AsterArcadia in ILUNA, or maybe team up with VezaliusBandage and Tyrant_Vanta in Krisis? The choice is yours!

And don’t forget about our teamup schedule for Nijisanji EN, where you can watch streams at the same time and witness the chaos unfold in real-time. Plus, our Minecraft server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless you’re into that sort of thing 😉.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Villages Defended:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2