☕ Java Survival

1.20.4, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom Plugins, Discord, exploits, Hand-mined, java, Land Protection, Language, Legitimate, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Politics, rules, Semi Vanilla, server address, smp, Survival, Unique

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	187
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ores Mined:	9513
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Void Armor Forged:	30
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Java Survival SMP Server

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

Server address: mc.javasurvival.com

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

We will always strive to…

Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity.
Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

Server rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

What is the IP for Elite Kick Minecraft Server?

Elite, kick, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Towns Built:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Elite Kick is a premier kickboxing gym based in Los Angeles, known for its high-intensity workouts and exceptional coaching staff. Founded by former professional kickboxer, John Smith, Elite Kick offers a range of classes for individuals of all fitness levels, from beginners to advanced athletes. With a focus on technique, strength, and cardio training, Elite Kick provides a challenging yet supportive environment for members to achieve their fitness goals.

SURVIVAL | LESS THAN 20 YEARS OLD – BAN Minecraft server

Account.., Auto, Ban, banner, description, GIF, height, Lazy, LESS THAN 20, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR LESS THAN 20 YEARS – BAN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

w7.vanilla-box.ru

NorthSMP

bedrock, Community, Discord, Feedback, garage, germany, growth, host, invite, managers, MONEY, name tag, NorthSMP, Owners, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Suggestions, TEAM, TpRandom, world border

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3069
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Secret Passages Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Welcome to NorthSMP
Reason to join our SMP	Small Supportive Community, PvP And Raiding Allowed
Feedback and Suggestions	We always take feedback and suggestions. Invite your friends so this server grows.
World Border	75000×75000, will be increased later down the line if we get more players. TpRandom to up to 2000 blocks.
Owners And General Managers	Will be playing as just another player. Can set up a team name for your group to display on your name tag.
Server Address	NorthSMP.funserver.top:25598 Port 25598 for bedrock
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Where are the servers located?	A: Servers are located in Germany for now. Future plans to host a server in the owner’s garage if funds allow.
Q: Can I join with my friends?	A: Absolutely! Invite your friends to grow the server community.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	A: PvP and raiding are allowed, but be respectful to fellow players.
Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions?	A: Feel free to share your thoughts on Discord or in-game chat.
Q: Is there a limit to the world border size?	A: The current world border is 75000×75000 and may be increased with more players.

Mystic Realms United 1.21.3

1.21.3, American superiority, Argument, athletic excellence, cultural perceptions, facts, global icons, international competition, Media portrayal, mystic, narrative, Realms, russia, Russian inferiority, schizo imagination, Serena Williams, sharapova, sports rivalry, Stereotypes, Tennis legends, tennis players, United, united states

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7791
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the clash of Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll see the supposed American superiority and supposed Russian inferiority play out in epic battles and build battles.

Forget reality, join us in the magical world of Minecraft where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make sense.

Don’t argue with the facts, just join and have a crazy time with us. Let’s see who comes out on top in this wacky virtual world!

SisSwapDilemmaCraft

Divorce, engagement ring, family, family dynamics, grandmother, heirloom, Inheritance, jewelry, Marriage, Memories, personal choice, sentimental, sentimental value, sibling rivalry, SisSwapDilemmaCraft, sister, Support, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough times, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ores Mined:	9016	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s failed marriage? Look no further! Join our server where you can trade rings with your siblings, just like in this wild family tale.

On our server, you can wear virtual rings that remind you of your wedding day, lend them to friends for their special occasions, and even start a ring-swapping trend that will have everyone talking. Who needs heirlooms when you can have virtual bling that holds so many memories?

And if you ever get tired of your ring, you can sell it in-game or even dump it in the virtual ocean like in Titanic. The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and diamonds go hand in hand.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than a family feud over jewelry. Who knows, you might even find a ring that reminds you of your own virtual wedding day!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, Community, enter, Fun, get involved, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Play, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Special perk, Whitelist

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	770
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	142	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	198
Villages Defended:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Season	Season 2 (upcoming)
Staff Team	Active and dedicated
Community	Fun and positive

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree at https://linktr.ee/orbitmc for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join, follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted and start playing on the Minecraft Server.
Are there any perks for joining before the server release?	Yes, players who join before the release may receive a special perk.

Ethereal Isles 1.20

13th Anniversary, 18+ patch, 3D-Printable Figurines, Alpha, Anon’s Sprites, Community Works, Desktop Katawas, Download, Ethereal, FANFICS, Font Rip, Hisao, Honey Select Anon’s Database, Isles, Katawa Booru, Katawa Crash, Katawa Shoujo, Katawa Shoujo General, Kenjivania, KSG, Map, Miki Route, opinion change, QoTT, Steam, Summer’s Clover, survey results, suzu, Val’s Content Dump, where are they now?

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Divine Spears Created:	22	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Hey, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of deranged llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because this server is like a twisted version of Katawa Shoujo on crack!

Join us for the 13th Anniversary of Katawa Shoujo, where we celebrate by building pixelated monuments to our favorite disabled waifus.

Forget boring old survival mode, here you can create your own Miki Route and date Suzu or Hisao in Summer’s Clover.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out Kenjivania, a game within a game that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

So come on down to this server where the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because things are about to get weirder than a chicken riding a pig into battle.

CraftyCashOnly

bills, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, CraftyCashOnly, Enabling, financial struggles, friendship, groceries, Guilt, Job Opportunities, lending money, Meal, mutual friends, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, saving for future, Support, tax refund, tough times, unsupportive

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3710
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of friends constantly asking you for money in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about lending out your hard-earned virtual diamonds again!

Our server is filled with amazing adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Build your own virtual empire, battle fierce mobs, and explore endless possibilities in a blocky world like no other.

And the best part? No one will ever ask you for money on our server! Say goodbye to awkward conversations and guilt trips from friends in need. Join us now and experience the freedom of a money-free virtual world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your real-life financial woes behind. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret!

Spectre Origins SMP

1.20.1, avian, Better Sleeping, chat friendly, Cheating, Community, elytrian, ender dragon, enderian, Exploration, Graves, Griefing, Minecraft, Modded, Origins, quality of life, redstone engineers, Respect, Server, smp, Spectre, Survival, teamwork

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3863
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Minecraft Server Overview:

Version	1.20.1
Mods	Origins (key feature of the server) QoL Mods (like Graves, Better Sleeping, Carry On)
Rules	Respect other players and their builds. No griefing or cheating. Keep chat friendly. Help each other out if you can!

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/zX7xNF4qsB

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why Join Us?

Only about a week old
No Ender Dragon Defeated: We haven’t tackled the Ender Dragon yet! If you love the progression of survival and want to experience a server where everything is still fresh, come join in. Maybe we can all group up for the big fight soon!
Friendly Community: We’re a laid-back bunch looking for people who want to build cool bases, explore together, and just hang out. Cooperation and camaraderie are definitely encouraged.
Origins Mod Variety: Picking an origin changes how you play—from phasing through walls to teleporting or gliding through the skies. It creates unique interactions and encourages teamwork.
Quality of Life Extras: Minor improvements like easier inventory management or better sleeping mechanics. We want to keep things mostly vanilla while smoothing out little annoyances.
Active & Inclusive: We’re looking to grow a community, so we welcome anyone—casual players, builders, redstone engineers, or explorers.

Enchanted Beauty 1.21.2

1.21.2, beauty, Confidence, deserving, deserving admiration, deserving affection, deserving appreciation, deserving attention, deserving happiness, deserving love, deserving recognition, deserving respect, deserving validation, effortlessly beautiful, Enchanted, girl, love, relationship, self love, self worth, Standards, worthiness

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6932
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

So like, if you wanna find a girl who is like, totally effortlessly beautiful, then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. I mean, who needs real life when you can find your dream girl in blocky pixel form, amirite?

Plus, like, you totally deserve it, man. You’ve been mining and crafting for so long, it’s about time you found your Minecraft soulmate. And let’s be real, she’s gonna be a total blocky babe.

So come on, join the server and start building your pixelated paradise with your perfect pixel princess. It’s like Tinder, but with creepers and diamonds. Trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

BabyCreeper Minecraft Server

aita, Allergies, BabyCreeper, beach front, bedding, Birth, Cafés, dust, eateries, Eczema, family holiday house, flare-ups, heavily pregnant, Minecraft, Nature, newborn baby, partner, rooms, Server, sister, skin allergies

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magic Items Found:	6167	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value personal space and comfort just like this player values their room at their holiday house! Join us and never worry about giving up your precious room to anyone, not even your sister and her newborn baby.

Our server is like a virtual holiday house, but without the dust and allergies. Build your dream home, explore the beachfront, and enjoy the great cafes and eateries we have to offer. And don’t worry, no one will ever ask you to give up your room for a baby – unless, of course, you want to build a nursery in Minecraft!

So come join us and experience the ultimate relaxation and freedom to do whatever you want in our virtual paradise. Who needs a dusty holiday house when you can have a Minecraft server that’s always clean and ready for you to enjoy?

NaggingNeighborNoMoreMC

Accommodation, Assistance, Boundaries, family lifestyle, Help, INCONVENIENCE, Kids, me time, moms, nagging, NaggingNeighborNoMoreMC, neighbor, neighbor’s kid, parenting, Parenting styles, Requests, Safety, School, selfish, stay at home mom

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1868
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	793303	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of dealing with annoying neighbors and their even more annoying kids? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise! No more nagging about explicit lyrics or trampoline rules – on our server, you make the rules!

Join now and experience the freedom of being able to parent however you want without judgment from the neighborhood moms. Build your dream world, explore new lands, and never have to watch someone else’s kid again! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life drama. Plus, who knows, you might even find some virtual friends who actually get along with your kids. So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Sue and her mom forever!

DeathDateSMP – YOLO Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Choices, consequences, control, Curiosity, death, DeathDateSMP, destiny, existentialism, fate, fear, Future, Legacy, Life decisions, Longevity, Minecraft, mortality, personal beliefs, philosophical questions, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, smp, uncertainty, yolo

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2185
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Emeralds Found:	4029
Enchantments Applied:	170	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s gonna blow your mind! We have like, diamond armor for days and the craziest mobs you’ve ever seen. One time, a creeper rode a spider into battle and it was like, the most epic thing ever.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hidden all over the map, guarded by evil villagers with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken of Destiny, who grants you three wishes (but only if one of them is for more chicken).

And get this, we have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with twists and turns that will make you scream like a little girl. Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF, with lava traps and TNT cannons that will make you question your sanity.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret, I promise.

BlockyTrendz: SocietyCraft

alarming patterns, BlockyTrendz, cultural shifts, emerging issues, noticing trends, Social Issues, societal changes, societal concerns, societal developments, societal issues, societal observations, societal patterns, societal shifts., societal trends, societal worries, society, SocietyCraft, troubling developments, worrisome trend

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8912
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9933	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and your inner chaos reign supreme? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where building giant statues of llamas is not only encouraged, but mandatory. Worried about griefers ruining your hard work? Don’t worry, our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will karate chop any troublemakers into oblivion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs that can only be found by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, on our server, the crazier, the better!

CeasefireCraft Minecraft Server

60-day ceasefire, Ceasefire, CeasefireCraft, Conflict, diplomatic efforts., geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Hezbollah threats, international relations, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military Action, Minecraft, Naim Qassem, patience, peace negotiations, political leader, regional stability, security concerns, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4092
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Animals Bred:	105
Runes Activated:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE THE CREEPERS ARE ACTUALLY FRIENDLY AND GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT THE DIAMONDS ON THIS SERVER ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE? YEAH, YOU CAN EAT THEM AND THEY GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS LIKE FLYING AND TURNING INTO A UNICORN!

OH, AND THE BEST PART IS THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A BIG FLUFFY KITTEN WHO JUST WANTS TO CUDDLE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO JOIN THIS SERVER, RIGHT?

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH LEADER NAIM QASSEM DECIDES TO JOIN AND STARTS BUILDING A GIANT SAND CASTLE MADE OF TNT! YOLO, AMIRITE?