☀️ Sunburnt SMP: Where Lobsters Rule, Gear is Weird, Challenges are Weak, and Events are Meek

Auctions, bedrock, Challenges, Community Events, cross-platform, Custom Gear, Economy, Events, Gear, java, Kits, Lobster Pots, lobsters, Meek, Minecraft, No Resets, No Whitelist, Quests, rule, Shops, Skills, smp, smp server, Staff Team, sunburnt, Survival, vote ranks, Weak, Weekly Challenges, weird

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Server Overview:

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	Join Discord

Hello, fellow Minecrafters!

Are you looking for a new SMP survival server to join? Do you want to experience a classic and immersive gameplay with a friendly and active community? If you answered yes, then you should check out Shaded, the best SMP survival server in 2024!

Shaded is a server that offers a lot of features and benefits for its players, such as:

NEW! Lobster Pots. Purchase from Aaron the Angler at /pond (the pond at /spawn). Place in water and right click with bait to activate. Sell catch back to Aaron.
Land claiming and grief prevention, to protect your creations and belongings
Custom gear, available for purchase at the Gear Merchant found centrally at /spawn.
Skills, economy, shops, and auctions, to trade and earn money
Free (vote) ranks, kits, and perks, to enhance your gameplay and show off your status
Quests, events, and (weekly) challenges to keep you entertained and rewarded
And much more!

Shaded is also a cross-platform server, which means that you can play with both Java and Bedrock players. The server is updated regularly and has a dedicated staff team that is always ready to help and listen to your feedback.

But don’t take my word for it, see for yourself! Join Shaded today and discover a new way of playing Minecraft Survival. All you need to do is copy and paste this IP address into your Minecraft client: play.shaded.gg

You can also visit our website, discord, and social media for more information and updates:

Discord: Shaded Discord
Twitter: Shaded Twitter
Vote: Vote

We hope to see you soon on Shaded! <3

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Is the server updated regularly?	Yes, the server is updated regularly with new features and fixes.
Can I play on the server with Bedrock edition?	Yes, the server is cross-platform, so you can play with both Java and Bedrock players.
Are there any in-game events or challenges?	Yes, there are quests, events, and weekly challenges to keep you entertained and rewarded.

Ice Sheet Shrinkage Server

2019, Agreement, Arctic, Average, climate change, data analysis, environmental monitoring, Greenland Ice Sheet, hot summer, Ice, ice melt, km3, laser, Measurement, peak, Radar, remote sensing, Satellite technology, satellites, scientific research, Server, sheet, SHRINKAGE, volume reduction

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Emeralds Found:	4523	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the Greenland Ice Sheet is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! Our radar and laser satellites are going cray cray measuring the ice sheet and estimating volume reductions like it’s a math class on steroids. In 2019, things got so hot that we had a peak reduction of 464 km3 – that’s like a whole lot of ice cream melting in the sun, yo. So if you wanna witness some climate change in action while building epic structures and battling creepers, this server is the place to be! Plus, our polar bears are totally cool with it – they’re just chilling and enjoying the show. Come join the melting madness today!

Parallel

chambers, Characters, charms, Community, DIMENSION, Discord, Economy, Features, Loot, Lore, mace, Minecraft, Parallel, photos, Rifts, Server, smp, Treasure, Trials, Updates, Website, worlds

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4606
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mines Excavated:	4805	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Parallel Minecraft Server

Server Info	Links
IP Address (1.21.3+)	play.parallelmc.org
Discord	https://discord.parallelmc.org
Server Website	https://www.parallelmc.org
Server Photos	Server Forum

Server Features

Tricky Trials Update: Explore new trial chambers and collect unique items
Custom Features: Discover custom structures and dungeons
Active, Dynamic Community: Engage with a friendly player base
Participate in Lore: Shape the server’s story
Active Economy: Participate in the server’s economy
Quality of Life Improvements: Enjoy various gameplay enhancements
NO LAG: Experience lagless gameplay with dedicated server hardware

Server Rules

No griefing/looting
No hacking
Be respectful when interacting with other players
For full rules, visit here

Join Parallel now to start your multiversal journey!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address play.parallelmc.org in Minecraft version 1.21.3 or higher.

Q: Is the server active and regularly updated?

A: Yes, the server has a vibrant community and receives continuous updates to keep players engaged.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules against griefing, hacking, and disrespectful behavior. Make sure to read the full set of rules on the server website.

Q: Can I participate in the server’s lore and story?

A: Yes, players actively shape the server’s story, and you can learn more about it on the server’s lore page.

Q: Is there an economy system on the server?

A: Yes, the server has an active economy, including a Shopping District with various shops and custom goods available for trade.

Furiosa’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Action Movie, Adventure, badass character, charlize theron, desert wasteland, dystopian future, female empowerment, Female Protagonist, feminist icon, Furiosas, George Miller, iconic role, Imperator Furiosa, mad max, memorable quotes, Minecraft, nicholas hoult, one-armed warrior, post-apocalyptic, Remember Furiosa, smp, strong female lead, Tom Hardy, war rig

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Well, forget about her because she’s got nothing on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to ride into battle on a llama armed with a diamond sword and a stack of TNT. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the explosions. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. So if you’re ready to embark on a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of mayhem, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP!

BrotherBlameGameCraft

Accountability, alcoholism, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, BrotherBlameGameCraft, college, Communication, family, financial struggles, forgiveness, Jealousy, mental health, parenting, personal responsibility, Resentment, self improvement, self worth, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, success, toxic relationships

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Crops Grown:	8199	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to relaxation and fun!

Join us and leave behind the craziness of family drama like the one described above. On our server, you won’t have to worry about your brother shaming you or blaming you for his problems. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with jealous siblings or crazy family dynamics. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun here!

EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP

Cinema, EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP, ending, film, Haunting, haunting films, haunting moments, haunting movie endings, haunting movies, haunting scenes, Movie, Mystery, psychological thriller, Suspense, Thriller, unresolved, unresolved ending, unresolved mystery, unresolved plot, unresolved questions, unresolved storyline

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2209
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like the movie ending that haunts you forever, but in a good way! Like, imagine if the server was a movie and the ending was so crazy, you couldn’t stop thinking about it. That’s what this SMP is like, but with blocks and stuff.

Like, one time I was building a house and a creeper blew it up, but then a magical unicorn appeared and rebuilt it with rainbow blocks. It was so epic, I couldn’t believe my eyes. And then, like, a dragon swooped down and gave me a diamond sword that shoots lasers. I know, it sounds crazy, but it totally happened.

So, if you want to experience movie-ending-level craziness in Minecraft, you have to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins. Who doesn’t love free cake, am I right? Join now and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life! 🍰🦄🐉🌈 #MovieEndingSMP #CakeIsLife

LoveCraftMC

acts of service, appreciation, Communication, emotional connection, emotional needs, expressing love, Love And Communication, love and relationships, love language, LoveCraftMC, personal growth, physical touch, primary love language, quality time, receiving gifts, relationship dynamics, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, showing affection, Understanding, words of affirmation

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8846
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ores Mined:	4061	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Villages Defended:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with a love language twist! That’s right, on our server, you can communicate with your fellow players using heart emojis, love letters, and even serenading them with love songs in-game.

But that’s not all! We have special events like speed dating where you can find your Minecraft soulmate, and couples building challenges where you and your partner can show off your teamwork skills. And if you’re feeling extra romantic, you can even propose to your in-game crush with a virtual diamond ring!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about spreading the love (literally), then join us now and get ready to experience a whole new level of gameplay. Who knows, you might even find your one true blocky love on our server!

TelAvivTNTBoomz

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Dozen, global crisis, Houthi, international news, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military attack, missile strike, Political unrest, RETALIATION, security threat, Tel Aviv, TelAvivTNTBoomz, Tension, Terrorism, violence, War, Wounds, Yemen

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2069
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! we got more explosions than a houthi missile strike in tel aviv, but don’t worry, no one gets hurt except maybe your sides from laughing so hard. we’ve got crazy mini games like “dodge the creeper” and “sheep rodeo” where you can ride sheep like a pro. plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a firework show every day. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing getting wounded is your boredom!

Aqua & Gruel: Neolithic Noms

agriculture, Ancient, Aqua, archaeology, Bread, Cooking, Culinary, diet, discoveries, Early Neolithic, Farmers, Food, grains, gruel, History, Meal, Neolithic, Noms, nutrition, research, Scandinavia, Scandinavian culture, Water

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	441	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Star Shards Collected:	223
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

hey u! ya u, lookin for a wild ride in minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz we got WATER AND GRUEL – NOT BREAD! that’s right, we’re all about that neolithic farmer diet up in here.

imagine chowin down on some gruel while buildin a sick castle with ur pals. who needs bread when u got gruel, right? plus, we got a whole storyline about how the neolithic farmers in scandinavia survived on this diet and thrived. it’s like a history lesson, but way more fun cuz it’s in minecraft.

so come on over and join the party! build, survive, and eat gruel like a true neolithic farmer. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafted Survival

Additions, Bedrock Port, Community, crafted, Discord, Environment, Friendly, Fun, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, mojang, Playtime, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Trailer, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9461
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Magic Items Found:	1058
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Crafted Survival Server Overview

Feature	Description
Land Claiming	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Shopping District	Dedicated area for player shops and trading
Homes and TPA	Players can set homes and teleport to other players
Live World Map	Interactive map of the server world
Mob Heads	Chance to get mob heads as drops
One Player Sleep	One player can sleep to skip the night
Ranks	Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting
Active Player Base	Community of active players

Discord: https://discord.gg/qJAx8w3jcn

Server Trailer: https://youtu.be/qu5nJmSbEMA?si=U4bYORadEgOny1cm

IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect using the IP play.craftedsurvival.net

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and maintain a friendly community

Q: How can I claim land?

A: Use the land claiming feature to protect your builds

Azure Realm 1.20

4koma, AZURE, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Commissions, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Haruna, Izuna, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Realm, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1824
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ores Mined:	2273	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Yo, bros, come join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff. We got guides and resources that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And guess what? We have circles, clubs, and friends waiting for you to join so you can build epic stuff together.

Forget about reality, jump into this server and experience 4koma, manga, side content, PVs, and shorts that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Plus, we have limited edition characters like Yuuka, Mari, and Haruna waiting for you to collect.

Don’t miss our Christmas Livestream, it’s gonna be lit like a Nether portal on fire. And the events? Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council is the wildest thing you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Join us for Grand Assault with Binah and Limit Break Assault with The Fury of Set, it’s gonna be crazier than a pig riding a minecart.

And if that’s not enough, we have banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits because why not? Patch notes, events, and double everything – we got it all. So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let’s make Minecraft weirder than ever before!

Fujimi Lovers Special – Minecraft SMP Oneshot – The End

adaptation, anniversary, anniversary release, Comic, commemoration, Conclusion, conclusion to story, Drama, End.., Fujimi, Fujimi Lovers, LA adaptation, long awaited, Lovers, Manga, Minecraft, OneShot, Release, romance, series, smp, Special, Story, TL inside

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	613
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Star Shards Collected:	258	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a server where the mobs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to overthrow these mob overlords and restore peace to the server. But beware, the mobs are not your average Minecraft enemies – they have evolved into super intelligent beings with a thirst for power!

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles. Will you be able to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy. But be warned, the candy creatures are not as sweet as they seem and will do anything to protect their sugary world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Dad vs Father-In-Law Minecraft Server

Communication, dad, DAUGHTER, Disappointment, facetiming, family, father in-law, Fatherinlaw, Gifts, GRANDPA, Grandparents, in-laws, luggage, Minecraft, minnie mouse, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, road trip, roadtrip, Server, suitcase, Surprise, text

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2225
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ores Mined:	6328	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Are you tired of family drama interfering with your Minecraft adventures? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We promise no one will fight over suitcases here, unless it’s a virtual one filled with diamonds! Build your own Minnie Mouse suitcase (or two, we won’t judge) and embark on a road trip to explore our epic world. No need to worry about surprise gifts from grandparents, just pure, unadulterated fun! So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some hilarious role-playing shenanigans!

CraftyNickHater123

Assertiveness, Boundaries, chosen name, Communication, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyNickHater123, discomfort, hate, humor, Key & Peele, mispronunciation, name change, Nickname, personal identity, pronounciation, Respect, sensitivity, skit, work environment

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9435
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Don’t let a pesky coworker ruin your love for your new name. On our server, you can be called whatever you please, whether it’s your actual name or a funny mispronunciation. Let your creativity run wild and build a world where your name is always pronounced correctly, no matter what.

So come on over and join us on this epic Minecraft journey! Leave behind the real world worries and dive into a world where your name is respected and cherished, just like your love for Minecraft. Let’s build, mine, and explore together, because on this server, your name will always be pronounced with love and care.

NorwayVibes Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, clean air, cultural heritage, Fishing, Fjords, innovation, midnight sun, Minecraft, Nature, Nordic cuisine, northern lights, norway, NorwayVibes, oslo, outdoor adventures, quality of life, Scandinavian, skiing, smp, social welfare, travel destination, viking history, winter sports

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7230
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Enchantments Applied:	206	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Towns Built:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Lol, bro, let me tell you about this insane Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit! So, like, this server is like the Norway of Minecraft servers, ya know? It’s like, so epic and cool and stuff.

First of all, the spawn area is like a magical forest filled with unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs or something. And the best part is, you can ride the unicorns and pigs around the spawn area, like, how crazy is that?!

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like actual wizards or something, because they can grant you wishes and stuff. Like, one time I asked for a diamond sword and they gave me a whole stack of them! It was insane, bro.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with, like, stacks on stacks of diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, that’s a thing on this server.

So, like, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as Norway, then you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Players:	91/300	Votes:	4997
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	4664	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7