☀️ Shaded SMP: “Where lobsters hate being used as pots and gear is so custom, it comes with a user manual” 🦞📚

lobsters, Shaded, hate, No Resets, Shops

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Server IP	play.shaded.gg

Overview:

Welcome to Shaded, the best SMP survival server in 2024! Join our friendly and active community for a classic and immersive gameplay experience. Enjoy features like land claiming, custom gear, economy, quests, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on Shaded with both Java and Bedrock players?	Yes, Shaded is a cross-platform server that allows players from both versions to play together.
How can I protect my creations and belongings on Shaded?	You can use land claiming and grief prevention features to protect your builds.
What special features does Shaded offer?	Shaded offers custom gear, skills, economy, shops, auctions, quests, events, and weekly challenges.
How can I enhance my gameplay on Shaded?	You can earn free (vote) ranks, kits, and perks to show off your status and improve your gaming experience.
Is there a dedicated staff team on Shaded?	Yes, Shaded has a dedicated staff team that is always ready to help and listen to player feedback.

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, military technology, defense capabilities, defense strategy, ArtilleryCraft

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

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PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

Russian terror, arm Ukraine, ukraine conflict, Euromaidan Press, war-torn country

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

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Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

humor, confusion, Role, 1.20.5, Marginalized

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

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Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

human/scaly, festive scalies, FAQ, Anthros, LIZARDS

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

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CraftyMomXmasGift

confusion, trashy gifts, early christmas, stuffed animals, christmas gift

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

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