Well-developed economy, decent anti-cheat, responsive administration and not a stupid donation!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing pandas appear and start a flash mob in your mine shaft. Or how about riding on the back of a flying pig as you soar through the skies and battle against evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword?
But wait, there’s more! Our server events are so wild, you’ll never want to leave. From Serenade Promenade where you can serenade your fellow players with your best rendition of “Baby Shark”, to Decagrammaton where you’ll face off against a giant boss that’s part octopus, part disco ball.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3578 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of VTubers decided to take over the Minecraft world. They built castles made of diamonds, rode pigs into battle, and tamed dragons with their incredible singing skills. And now, they’re looking for new recruits to join their wacky escapades!
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join this SMP, you’ll gain the power to speak every language in the universe. Yes, even alien languages from distant planets! Imagine the possibilities of communicating with extraterrestrial beings while building epic structures in Minecraft. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity you can’t afford to miss.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey of VTubers, Universe exploration, and Minecraft madness. Who knows what kind of hilarious adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind SMP!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 74 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
But that’s not all! Our server is so crazy that when you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. Rumor has it that whoever finds this banana will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Just be prepared for unexpected twists and turns, like riding llamas into battle or having dance parties with creepers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Our server is so romantic, even the creepers are looking for love. Watch out for those explosive love letters they’ll leave you!
We have a special Valentine’s Day event where players can participate in a Minecraft version of The Bachelor. Will you accept this rose block?
So come join us on our server and let’s make 2023 the year of love and laughter in the world of blocks and mobs!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 96 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 51 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a land filled with talking cows, dancing pigs, and flying llamas. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds, only to have it stolen by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would make a great hat.
But fear not, for our SMP is a place where the impossible becomes possible. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to create a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, anything is possible in our wacky world.
So come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what insane adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP? Just remember, the password is “vidya” and the tag is “/dng/”. See you there, fellow adventurers!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 286 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us and experience a world where being short is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Build your kingdom on a smaller scale, literally, and show the world that size doesn’t matter when it comes to ruling the land.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of tiny yet mighty players who have banded together to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and become a legendary short king warrior?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your short king flag fly high!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3563 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us if you dare, and prepare to be amazed by the sheer madness and creativity that our members bring to the table. From haunted mansions to alien landscapes, there’s no limit to what you can build here.
But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a ghostly Vtuber haunts the halls, seeking revenge on those who dare to enter their domain. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and uncover the secrets that lie within?
So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows what strange and wacky adventures await you in this twisted virtual world? The only way to find out is to jump in and start building your own crazy creations today!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
But that’s not all, older women and those in the most challenging months of pregnancy get to do childcare work and other roles. The children are taken away as soon as possible to ensure loyalty to the state. Heredity and maternity records are top secret for medical purposes.
If you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience, this is the SMP for you! Join us and see just how insane things can get in our one-of-a-kind society.
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
