? Our advantages:

╵paid hosting 24/7;╵free passage;╵you can log in from a pirate site;╵Custom crafts;╵Unique mechanics;╵And cool events

? Our modifications:

╵1.Simple Voice Chat╵2.Sound Physics Remastered╵3.Emote Craft

? What do we want?

╵Find adequate players 12 – 18+╵The server will develop through Online╵Come to HMC We always welcome newcomers

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
Divine Spears Created: 28 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • EvilCraft: Where Modern Women Rule and Villagers Drool!

    EvilCraft: Where Modern Women Rule and Villagers Drool!
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we encourage players to engage in epic battles against their own family members in a quest for ultimate domination.

    Forget about building cute little villages and trading resources, on our server you’ll be fighting tooth and nail against your own blood and flesh for control of the land. Who knew that Minecraft could be so cutthroat and intense?

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to defeat your own siblings, parents, or even grandparents in a battle for supremacy. Who does this to their own blood and flesh? You do, on our crazy Minecraft server!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Dragon’s Derp Den – Minecraft Madness

    Dragon’s Derp Den – Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Daimon was Right All Along – Marry Pawns Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where players could marry pawns and fight epic battles against dragons. Yes, you heard that right – dragons! And not just any dragons, but dragons with skills, core skills, and augments that will blow your mind.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so legendary that even Capcom themselves conducted a survey about it. And guess what? They agreed that Daimon was right all along! Who is Daimon, you ask? Well, you’ll just have to join the server to find out.

    So, what are you waiting for? Patch up your Minecraft client, grab your sword, and join us for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find your true love among the pawns. Don’t believe me? Check out our official survey and patch notes for proof!

    Join now and let the craziness begin! (Disclaimer: Marrying pawns in Minecraft may or may not lead to actual marriage in real life. Please pawn responsibly.)

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 7791
    Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Boomer Gladness

    Boomer Gladness
    Are you tired of your life being ruined at every turn? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is the perfect place for all the homeschooled kids who missed out on social interaction, the college graduates whose futures have been destroyed by COVID, and anyone else whose life has been completely ruined!

    On our server, you can build your dream home, explore vast and beautiful landscapes, and make friends with other players who understand the struggle. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and battling creepers?

    Don’t let the real world get you down – join our server and start living your best virtual life today!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Numbers Get in on the Fun! #916703416

    Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Numbers Get in on the Fun! #916703416
    Are you a fan of Sanrio characters like Hello Kitty, Pom Pom, and Tuxedo Sam? Well, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with adorable pixel art creations of your favorite Sanrio characters.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find all the hidden Hello Kitty statues scattered throughout the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Pom Pom herself. And if you manage to defeat the Tuxedo Sam boss in the secret underground dungeon, you’ll unlock the power to turn all your enemies into cute little penguins!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Sanrio-themed Minecraft server and let the cuteness overload begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 52
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Endless Legions Commanded: 24
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: Faces of /int/ Minecraft Server

    Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: Faces of /int/ Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on faces of /int/ for a wild ride filled with memes, mayhem, and madness. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of hyper-intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. Swim with them and discover their secret society!

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

    3. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank players by turning their houses upside down. Can you catch him in the act?

    4. We host weekly dance parties at the top of the tallest mountain on the server, where players can show off their best moves and compete for the title of Minecraft dance champion.

    So what are you waiting for? Join faces of /int/ today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 20 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Big Block Booty Bash

    Big Block Booty Bash
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a tiny Luigi man stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by the majestic Gawr Gura herself. They danced the night away, singing *BOM BOM BOM* in perfect harmony. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret passages, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond llama, all your wildest Minecraft dreams will come true.

    So come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you? *UHAHAHAHAHAHA*

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Pixelated Bootylicious Adventures: A Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Bootylicious Adventures: A Minecraft Server

    Join Our Hilarious <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/combat-evolved/">Minecraft Server</a>!

    Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

    Why Join Us?

    • Insane Builds: Our players have built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks!
    • Wild Events: Every Friday night, we have a “Zombie Apocalypse” event where players have to survive waves of zombies while riding pigs!
    • Unique Mods: We have mods that turn all the animals into dancing llamas and give players the ability to shoot rainbow lasers from their hands!
    • Hilarious Community: Our players are always cracking jokes and pulling pranks on each other, making every day on the server a laugh riot!
    • Secret Treasure Hunts: We hide special treasure chests filled with rare items around the map, but they can only be found by solving riddles and puzzles!

    Join Us Now and Dive into the Madness!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Emeralds Found: 5191 New Chunks Explored: 944491
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • QuadSquad’s 5-Year Plan: Minecraft Mayhem!

    QuadSquad’s 5-Year Plan: Minecraft Mayhem!
    Join Our Hilarious <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/alanwidmann/">Minecraft Server</a>!

    Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have some fun? Look no further!

    Reasons to Join Our Server:

    • Unicorn Mounts: Yes, you read that right. Ride around on majestic unicorns and show off to all your friends!
    • Explosive Sheep: Sheep that explode? Yes, please! Watch out for these woolly troublemakers!
    • Disco Party Villagers: Our villagers know how to boogie! Join them for a dance party like no other.
    • Chicken Jousting: Grab a chicken, a stick, and get ready to joust your way to victory!

    Insane Stories from Our Server:

    Story Description
    The Great Creeper Parade One day, all the creepers on the server decided to march through town in a synchronized parade. It was both terrifying and hilarious!
    The Mystery of the Talking Pig Rumors spread of a pig that could speak in perfect English. Players searched high and low to find this mysterious pig and uncover its secrets.

    Ready to Join the Fun?

    Come on over to our server and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Don’t miss out on the laughs and excitement!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • WeebCraft – Where the only thing more awkward than our fan service is your creeper encounters!

    WeebCraft – Where the only thing more awkward than our fan service is your creeper encounters!
    The Craziest <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/the-planet-d/">Minecraft Server</a> Ever!

    Welcome to The Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because this server is unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, hilarious quests, and so much more!

    Reasons to Join:

    • Unicorn Rides: Yes, you read that right. Ride unicorns around the server and spread rainbows everywhere you go!
    • Chicken Army: Build your own army of chickens and conquer all who stand in your way. The clucking will be heard for miles!
    • Lava Surfing: Who needs water when you can surf on lava? Grab your board and catch some fiery waves!
    • Dragon Dance Parties: Party with dragons and dance the night away. Just make sure they don’t accidentally burn down the dance floor!

    Insane Stories:

    One time, a player on our server built a roller coaster that went through a haunted mansion filled with ghosts. It was so scary that even the zombies were too afraid to go near it!

    Another time, a group of players tried to build a giant snowman that came to life and started throwing snowballs at everyone. It was chaos, but also pretty hilarious!

    Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on The Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 43
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Emeralds Found: 3203
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Dragon Eggs Found: 7984
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • BeefQueens Minecraft: where the only chopping we do is pixelated trees 🌲💅🏽 #minecraft #gamergirls #blockparty

    BeefQueens Minecraft: where the only chopping we do is pixelated trees 🌲💅🏽 #minecraft #gamergirls #blockparty
    Join Our <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/is-hypixel-cracked/">Minecraft Server</a>!

    Welcome to the Most Epic Minecraft Server Ever!

    Reasons to Join:

    Insane Stories:

    Once, a player rode a chicken into battle against a horde of zombie pigs armed with nothing but a carrot. And they won!

    Join the madness now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • WifeCrafters: Post Your Wifes Minecraft Server

    WifeCrafters: Post Your Wifes Minecraft Server

    Join Our Epic <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/teaching-songs/">Minecraft Server</a>!

    Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

    Join us on our server for the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe! Here are some outrageous reasons why you should join:

    Insane Stories Await!

    • Legend has it, there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of creepers that only the bravest players can find!
    • Rumor has it you can ride a unicorn into battle against an army of zombies – only on our server!
    • Players have reported encountering a friendly Ender Dragon who gives out tips on building epic structures!

    Amazing Features You Won’t Find Anywhere Else!

    • Our server has a built-in mini-game where you compete against other players in a chicken jousting tournament!
    • We have a dynamic weather system that randomly turns all the blocks into diamonds – talk about a lucky day!
    • Every full moon, players can transform into werewolves and wreak havoc on the pixelated landscape!

    But Wait, There’s More!

    • Join now and get a free pet creeper that sings Rick Astley songs on command!
    • Every player gets their own personal lava castle complete with a hot tub and disco ball!
    • We hold weekly building contests where the winner receives a real-life diamond – shipped straight to their door!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Mom’s Away, Time to Play DEI’d Minecraft Server – PvP, Survival, Mini-Games & More! #DEIdonttellmom

    Mom’s Away, Time to Play DEI’d Minecraft Server – PvP, Survival, Mini-Games & More! #DEIdonttellmom

    Join Our Epic <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/swords-of-legends-online-1v1/">Minecraft Server</a>!

    Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft Server Ever!

    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

    Reasons to Join Our Server:

    • Alien Invasions: Yes, you read that right. Expect unexpected invasions from aliens who are determined to take over our server!
    • Secret Underground Lair: Explore a hidden underground lair filled with treasure, traps, and maybe even a dragon or two!
    • Talking Animals: Who needs boring old domestic animals when you can have animals that talk, sing, and dance?
    • Pixelated Zombies: Our zombies come in all shapes and sizes, and they’re not your average brain-eating undead!

    Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • BlockyBeautyMC – Glam up your gaming in this trendy Minecraft server! 🎮💄 #MakeupMobs #LOLminecraft

    BlockyBeautyMC – Glam up your gaming in this trendy Minecraft server! 🎮💄 #MakeupMobs #LOLminecraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where wearing makeup is not only allowed but encouraged! We believe that your in-game persona deserves to look fabulous at all times, so why not add a little glam to your blocks?

    Join us for endless fun and shenanigans as you build, explore, and slay dragons with your beautifully made-up character. Who knows, maybe your next opponent will be so mesmerized by your eyeshadow that they’ll forget to attack!

    Plus, rumor has it that in our server, wearing the perfect shade of lipstick can give you superpowers. So don’t miss out on the chance to become the most powerful player in the game, just by looking fabulous!

    So grab your foundation and glitter eyeshadow, and join us for a truly epic Minecraft experience. Who knew looking good could be the key to victory in the world of blocks and pixels?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Star Shards Collected: 113
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • LOLcraft: The OG block buddy server

    LOLcraft: The OG block buddy server
    > be me > trying to make friends in new Minecraft server > find a player who seems cool > chat with them for a bit > they seem interested in being friends > exchange usernames to add each other as friends > log on the next day excited to play with new friend > realize they blocked me > see them in-game running away from me > accuse them of betrayal > they claim they thought I was a creeper > they start a rumor that I’m actually a creeper in disguise > now everyone on the server is afraid of me > but hey, easy way to scare off griefers, right? Join our server now for hilarious shenanigans like this one!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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