| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join our server and learn all about the evolution of safes over the years. From classic combination locks to cutting-edge biometric scanners, we’ve got it all. Who knew safes could be so fascinating?
But beware, in this world, safes are not just for storing your precious loot. The new class of criminals on our server are experts at cracking safes and will stop at nothing to get their hands on your valuables. It’s a dangerous game out there, so choose your safe wisely.
And remember, the best way to protect your treasures is by keeping them a secret. Don’t go flaunting your wealth or you might just find yourself in a sticky situation. Trust us, it’s better to play it safe (pun intended).
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and become a safe-cracking expert in no time. Just be prepared for some wild adventures and crazy heists along the way. Who knew safes could be so much fun?
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 196 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Hang Tuah may have legendary fighting skills, but Hawk Tuah brings a whole new level of chaos with his ability to fly around the map dropping TNT on unsuspecting mobs. Together, they make the ultimate dynamic duo that will have you laughing and cheering as you play.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can find rare treasures and hidden surprises. And rumor has it that if you can solve the riddles left behind by the ancient Malaysian warriors, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you unstoppable in the game.
So why wait? Join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself! Who knew that Hang Tuah and Hawk Tuah could be so hilarious and entertaining?
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Our server is the perfect escape from the hustle and bustle of city living. Instead of staring at concrete buildings all day, you can build your own virtual paradise in the countryside. Plant some virtual crops, raise some virtual animals, and maybe even start a virtual farm-to-table restaurant!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to some mysterious secrets. Legend has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine deep within the virtual mountains. Will you be the one to uncover its riches? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot. The possibilities are endless!
So say goodbye to the city and hello to a world of pixelated adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and see what exciting things you can do in the countryside!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 427 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds, a talking chicken who gives out free enchanted gear, and a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to be your best friend.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who needs Hololive when you have us?
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us for some spooky fun as we discuss how to dominate your sub using costumes and holiday themes. Imagine biting your sub with vampire fangs or tying them up with bandages like a mummy – the possibilities are endless!
Subs, show off your submission with some creative costume ideas that will have everyone bowing down to your dominance.
Previous threads have been filled with outrageous stories and hilarious antics, so don’t miss out on the fun! Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience Halloween like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a crazy femdom roleplay that will leave you laughing for days.
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Endermen are lining up to get in on the action. Rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in the craziest, most epic Minecraft world ever created? Trust us, it’s worth it – even if it means sacrificing your precious internet connection. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and come join us for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
But that’s not all – we’ve got new Revans tier Raids and T5 CCWs that will make your diamond armor look like leather. And if you’re feeling festive, join us for our Trick or Treat event where you can collect Halloween messages from zombies and skeletons.
And mark your calendars for our upcoming Unite & Fight event, where Wind is favored because, let’s be honest, who doesn’t love a good breeze while mining for diamonds?
To join this epic adventure, simply go to our website in any Chromium-based browser and start crafting your way to victory. But be sure to read the FAQ first – it’s like a map to buried treasure in a desert temple.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey through the pixelated world of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game, fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
But that’s not all – the server owner is a mad scientist who has created a potion that turns players into chickens every full moon. It’s clucking madness! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where Endermen bust out their best dance moves.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and chaotic, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 39 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
ɢʀɪᴇꜰ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇʀ. 1.19.x – 1.20.x, come and play with your friends 🙂 Summer update is already on the server
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join our server and embark on an epic adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat! From mysterious quests to thrilling challenges, you’ll never know what to expect next. And just like binge-watching your favorite show, you won’t be able to stop playing once you start.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the excitement and intrigue that will keep you coming back for more. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets along the way. Get ready for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you pleasantly surprised and wanting more!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1689 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
