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Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1805
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Dimension Hops:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	147
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Animals Bred:	190	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7272
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1733	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1047

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Crops Grown:	7983
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6597
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Emeralds Found:	4044
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5849
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

PerspectiveShiftMC SMP

altered perspective, awakening, changed worldview, defining moment, different outlook, epiphany, eye-opening, life altering event, life changing, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, pivotal event, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative moment, turning point

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9085
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Buildings Constructed:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8895	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear. So, like, there was this one time where we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato, right? And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked us and we had to defend our precious potato statue with our lives. It was insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.

BlockyBoysRealm

baby boy names, best boy names, BlockyBoysRealm, boy names, boy names ideas, boy names inspiration, boy names list, boy names suggestions, classic boy names, cool boy names, cute boy names, favorite baby boy names, favorite boy name, handsome boy names, modern boy names, popular boy names, strong boy names, top boy names, traditional boy names, trendy boy names, unique boy names

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8170
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild! Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

ElectionCraft2020

cyber attacks, Diplomacy, economic impact, election, ElectionCraft2020, Entities, foreign interference, global affairs, Government, HACKING, influence, international relations, Iranian, Manipulation, Politics, Russian, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, united states, US

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1721
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

so like, you know how the US is all like “no no no, you can’t mess with our elections”? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that! we ENCOURAGE you to mess with everything! want to start a fake campaign for president of the server? go for it! want to bribe other players with diamonds to vote for you? totally allowed! we even have a special “influence the election” mini-game where you can try to sway the votes in your favor. join now and show those pesky sanctions who’s boss!

Anarchy Minecraft server

Anarchy, Donations, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8325
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2309
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	New Chunks Explored:	51194
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	7843
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

The best Anarchy with Donations for you!

DominusVoid.aternos.me

Forgotten Realms

Adventure, Anime, casual player, challenge, Click away, Discord, DOMINATE, Dragon Balls, dragon slayer, ENERGY, Equip, explosive, Forgotten, legendary items, loot boxes, mumen rider, power system, Realms, seasoned pro, smp, Teleporting, Unique

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	896
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Welcome to Forgotten Realms!
Are you ready for a Bedrock Minecraft adventure like no other? Look no further! Forgotten Realms combines thrilling gameplay with a unique, anime-inspired power system that’s easy to enjoy—even if you’ve never watched anime.
Every player gets a randomly assigned power upon joining. Will you wield the explosive might of Killer Queen, the teleporting finesse of Boogie Woogie, or the unstoppable energy of a Super Saiyan? The possibilities are endless!
Explore the map to uncover loot boxes filled with legendary items like the Dragon Slayer sword, Mumen Rider’s helmet, and even the mythical Dragon Balls. Equip yourself and dominate the realm!
Join Us Today: Add WonderfulRIVET on Discord to join the server and experience the Forgotten Realms for yourself. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a casual player, adventure is just a click away.
What are you waiting for? The Forgotten Realms are calling—answer the challenge!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, add WonderfulRIVET on Discord and follow the instructions provided to connect to Forgotten Realms.

2. What anime-inspired powers are available in the game?

Some of the anime-inspired powers available include Killer Queen, Boogie Woogie, and Super Saiyan. Each player is randomly assigned a power upon joining.

3. What legendary items can I find in loot boxes?

You can find legendary items like the Dragon Slayer sword, Mumen Rider’s helmet, and Dragon Balls in loot boxes scattered throughout the map.

4. Is the server suitable for both experienced players and casual players?

Yes, Forgotten Realms welcomes players of all skill levels. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a casual player, there’s adventure waiting for you on the server.

5. How can I dominate the realm?

To dominate the realm, equip yourself with legendary items and master your anime-inspired powers in gameplay. Explore the map, defeat opponents, and rise to the top of Forgotten Realms.

Players:	107/100	Votes:	2428
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Votes:	2905
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1973
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Zombie Dances:	9