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| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 9239 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3423 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Imagine a world where you can choose sides between a stepmom who wants to be a mom and a daughter who just wants to honor her real mom’s memory. Will you help the sister reconnect with her past or will you join forces with the stepmom to maintain peace in the family?
With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the complex relationships and emotional turmoil of our Minecraft world. Join now and let the drama begin!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Just like this Reddit user’s family, you’ll never know what crazy situation will pop up next. Will you be asked to watch a bunch of bored teenagers while juggling work and pets? Will you have to navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and wedding drama?
But don’t worry, our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Potions Brewed: | 194 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Ores Mined: | 7616 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 85 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 5095 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 | Farms Harvested: | 933 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
One parent tried this out and their child went from failing grades to straight A’s in just one week! Another parent even said their kid started doing their homework without being asked after just a few days on our server.
So if you want to teach your kids a lesson they’ll never forget, join our Minecraft server now! Who knew virtual mining could lead to real-life success?
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Join our server for the most epic battles between the far right and whoever else is trying to stop them. Build your own crazy fortresses and defend them against Putin’s secret agents (or maybe just some noobs with diamond swords, who knows).
Who needs boring old politics when you can have this level of insanity in Minecraft? Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about elections and world leaders. Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 8645 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!
The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.
The just barely updated to 1.21 with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to get in to the server.
| Discord Invite | Join our Discord |
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| Visit our Instagram |
We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.
We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.
Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.
We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.
Join our Discord and apply!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 | New Chunks Explored: | 910241 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
In our Nigge Edition, we have special events where you can compete in fap-offs and see who can climax the fastest. The winner gets a special prize that will make your Minecraft experience even more… stimulating.
So why wait? Join /dft/ today and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft. Just make sure to have a tissue handy…
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 10 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
On our server, you can team up with fellow players to create epic structures and explore vast landscapes. But beware, there may be some players who try to pull a sneaky move like asking you to put all your diamonds into a shared chest while they keep theirs hidden away.
Don’t worry about credit scores here, everyone is equal in the world of Minecraft! And if someone tries to pull a fast one on you like suggesting you take out a virtual loan to cover their share of the virtual house, just block them and move on to building your own empire.
So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a shared house when you can have your own virtual kingdom? Remember, in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations, not shady partners trying to take advantage of you. Let’s block out the negativity and mine for some fun!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Imagine this: you’re on a 5-hour flight to a country near us to see your favorite artist perform live. But here’s the catch – you can’t get leave from work! So you have to leave on Saturday morning, come back on Monday morning, and go straight to work on a red eye flight. Talk about dedication!
But wait, there’s more! The total cost for this adventure is around 1300 USD, but don’t worry, your husband will cover it if you’re uncomfortable with the cost. Who needs financial stability when you can have a once-in-a-lifetime experience, right?
So, are you ready to join our server and embark on crazy adventures like this? Don’t be a party pooper, come join the fun and let’s make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next Minecraft update)!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 270 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 9332 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
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The Helios Minecraft server combines both mods and plugins to offer an enhanced gameplay experience. The server features a roleplay-based Age Progression system, where players can influence the course of the game’s development.
For more information and to join the server, visit our Discord here (Recommended 4GB RAM allocated) or use the Modpack here.
| Question | Answer |
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| How can I join the server? | You can join the server by visiting our Discord and following the instructions provided. |
| What are the server’s main features? | The server features a mix of popular plugins and mods, a roleplay-based Age Progression system, and player engagement through building towns and nations. |
| Is there any IP address to connect to the server? | No, you can join the server through Discord without requiring an IP address. |
| What system requirements are recommended for the server? | We recommend allocating at least 4GB of RAM to ensure smooth gameplay. |
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5949 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 62 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
