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| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 273 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can get your daily dose of furry fun while building epic structures and battling creepers. Need some encouragement to keep mining that diamond? We’ve got you covered with our JOI/JOE posts that will have you laughing and mining at the same time.
And if you’re feeling creative, why not try your hand at making some hilarious captions with our free caption making software? Who knows, you might just become the next meme sensation of the server!
So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might even find your lizard wife (male) waiting for you in the pixelated sunset. It’s a wild ride, but hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7300 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by flying pigs and dancing creepers. It turns out, our server has a special mod that brings all the mobs to life and gives them killer dance moves. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. The catch? You have to defeat the Ender Dragon in a dance-off to unlock it. It’s like a Minecraft version of “Dancing with the Stars”!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the power of standing next to me…and maybe even find yourself in the middle of a mob dance party. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us for a game download that will have you hooked on Android, iOS, or PC. But be warned, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave!
Our General Info/FAQ for New Players will answer all your burning questions about this wild world we’ve created. And don’t forget to check out our Additional Links for even more insanity.
But that’s not all! Get ready for some insane events like OLD TALES [2nd Anniversary] where you’ll be celebrating like never before. And don’t miss out on Full Burst Day – Weekends, where things get even crazier!
Looking for a challenge? Join our upcoming events like Co-op: Land Eater and Solo Raid: Behemoth. These missions will push you to your limits and beyond!
And let’s not forget about our special recruits like Cinderella and Rapunzel: Pure Grace. These characters will have you laughing and crying with their outrageous abilities.
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for Grave, our upcoming special recruit who will shake things up in ways you never thought possible.
And don’t even get us started on our Costume Passes. From Scarlet: Black Shadow to D: Killer Wife, these outfits will have you strutting your stuff like never before.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Picture this: a server where the tennis courts are made out of blocks of TNT that explode every time someone scores a point. Talk about a real blast! And don’t even get us started on the players – we’ve got a llama riding champion, a parrot that can serve better than Serena Williams, and a creeper who’s just here for the snacks (watch out for those explosive volleys!).
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as diverse and unpredictable as a game of tennis on a volcano, come join us! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft Grand Slam champion. Or at the very least, you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about that one time you got served by a zombie in a tennis match.
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 636 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 88 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 483902 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 368 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us and watch as your modest shitcoin portfolio skyrockets to unimaginable heights. Our server is filled with opportunities for you to trade, mine, and build your way to the top of the virtual economy. Who needs the real world when you can become a crypto king in our pixelated paradise?
But beware, not everyone is cut out for the high-stakes world of internet tokens. You’ll have to navigate treacherous dungeons, fend off rival players, and maybe even uncover a secret conspiracy involving virtual currency and evil mobs. Are you up for the challenge?
So come on, leave your real-world woes behind and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just become the richest player in the game – and in your own mind!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Version > 1.9-1.21.1
Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)
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Server advantages:
1. No lags
2. No donation bytes
3. Friendly admins
4. Constant updates
5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)
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Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Date head database (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountains (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)
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Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Items at lvl X
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
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SkyBlock:
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)
➤ Menu (/menu)
➤ Shop (/shop)
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 10 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
1. Our server is run by a group of unicorns who fart rainbows and poop diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by magical creatures?
2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the land!
4. We have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and compete in epic races through the clouds. It’s like Mario Kart, but with bacon!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a post-virgin, be a post-victory player!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Picture this: instead of casting your vote in a stuffy old polling station, you can cast your vote by building a giant statue of your favorite candidate out of diamond blocks! And the best part? The winner gets to rule over the entire server with an iron fist (or diamond sword, if that’s more your style).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the ghost of Abraham Lincoln himself haunts our server, offering sage advice and wisdom to those who seek it. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of George Washington riding a zombie pigman into battle.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for the most outrageous election day special you’ve ever experienced! Who needs real politics when you can have virtual mayhem and chaos instead?
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with zombies, skeletons, and even the occasional Enderman who knows how to bust a move.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Have a wonderful day, anonymous!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Towns Built: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us if you want to unleash your inner Loki and pull off insane stunts like stealing your dad’s fruit because you think you’re the Sun God destined to end the world. Who needs a plot twist when you can create your own drama in the game?
We’ve got players who will make you question your sanity and alliances that change faster than you can say “creeper”. So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a laugh, come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Picture this: Maya Henry, the queen bee of our server, has a vendetta against Liam Payne for no reason other than her extreme misandry. She orchestrates a series of events that lead to Liam’s in-game character committing suicide, sending shockwaves through the entire community. But don’t worry, this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the chaos that awaits you on our server.
So why should you join? Well, where else can you witness such insane plot twists and outrageous storylines unfold right before your eyes? Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to do the floss dance like a pro. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots. It’s a bumpy ride, but totally worth it!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with random items that make absolutely no sense. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
