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| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
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| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 22 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 23 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us and experience the thrill of battling Korean players who are actually secret agents from Canada! That’s right, these Koreans are the buryats of Canada, and they are here to take over the server with their epic building skills and top-notch PvP tactics.
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of insane stories to keep you entertained as you navigate through our server. From uncovering hidden treasure chests filled with diamond blocks to riding on the backs of flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment in our SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Korean buryat agent along the way!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing pandas appear and start a flash mob in your mine shaft. Or how about riding on the back of a flying pig as you soar through the skies and battle against evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword?
But wait, there’s more! Our server events are so wild, you’ll never want to leave. From Serenade Promenade where you can serenade your fellow players with your best rendition of “Baby Shark”, to Decagrammaton where you’ll face off against a giant boss that’s part octopus, part disco ball.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of VTubers decided to take over the Minecraft world. They built castles made of diamonds, rode pigs into battle, and tamed dragons with their incredible singing skills. And now, they’re looking for new recruits to join their wacky escapades!
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join this SMP, you’ll gain the power to speak every language in the universe. Yes, even alien languages from distant planets! Imagine the possibilities of communicating with extraterrestrial beings while building epic structures in Minecraft. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity you can’t afford to miss.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey of VTubers, Universe exploration, and Minecraft madness. Who knows what kind of hilarious adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind SMP!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 735 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3659 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9396 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 3109 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
But that’s not all! Our server is so crazy that when you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. Rumor has it that whoever finds this banana will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Just be prepared for unexpected twists and turns, like riding llamas into battle or having dance parties with creepers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2261 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Our server is so romantic, even the creepers are looking for love. Watch out for those explosive love letters they’ll leave you!
We have a special Valentine’s Day event where players can participate in a Minecraft version of The Bachelor. Will you accept this rose block?
So come join us on our server and let’s make 2023 the year of love and laughter in the world of blocks and mobs!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 454 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a land filled with talking cows, dancing pigs, and flying llamas. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds, only to have it stolen by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would make a great hat.
But fear not, for our SMP is a place where the impossible becomes possible. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to create a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, anything is possible in our wacky world.
So come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what insane adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP? Just remember, the password is “vidya” and the tag is “/dng/”. See you there, fellow adventurers!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us and experience a world where being short is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Build your kingdom on a smaller scale, literally, and show the world that size doesn’t matter when it comes to ruling the land.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of tiny yet mighty players who have banded together to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and become a legendary short king warrior?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your short king flag fly high!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 90 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 91 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
