| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 59 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Hang Tuah may have legendary fighting skills, but Hawk Tuah brings a whole new level of chaos with his ability to fly around the map dropping TNT on unsuspecting mobs. Together, they make the ultimate dynamic duo that will have you laughing and cheering as you play.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can find rare treasures and hidden surprises. And rumor has it that if you can solve the riddles left behind by the ancient Malaysian warriors, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you unstoppable in the game.
So why wait? Join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself! Who knew that Hang Tuah and Hawk Tuah could be so hilarious and entertaining?
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Our server is the perfect escape from the hustle and bustle of city living. Instead of staring at concrete buildings all day, you can build your own virtual paradise in the countryside. Plant some virtual crops, raise some virtual animals, and maybe even start a virtual farm-to-table restaurant!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to some mysterious secrets. Legend has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine deep within the virtual mountains. Will you be the one to uncover its riches? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot. The possibilities are endless!
So say goodbye to the city and hello to a world of pixelated adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and see what exciting things you can do in the countryside!
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds, a talking chicken who gives out free enchanted gear, and a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to be your best friend.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who needs Hololive when you have us?
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us for some spooky fun as we discuss how to dominate your sub using costumes and holiday themes. Imagine biting your sub with vampire fangs or tying them up with bandages like a mummy – the possibilities are endless!
Subs, show off your submission with some creative costume ideas that will have everyone bowing down to your dominance.
Previous threads have been filled with outrageous stories and hilarious antics, so don’t miss out on the fun! Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience Halloween like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a crazy femdom roleplay that will leave you laughing for days.
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Endermen are lining up to get in on the action. Rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in the craziest, most epic Minecraft world ever created? Trust us, it’s worth it – even if it means sacrificing your precious internet connection. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and come join us for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
But that’s not all – we’ve got new Revans tier Raids and T5 CCWs that will make your diamond armor look like leather. And if you’re feeling festive, join us for our Trick or Treat event where you can collect Halloween messages from zombies and skeletons.
And mark your calendars for our upcoming Unite & Fight event, where Wind is favored because, let’s be honest, who doesn’t love a good breeze while mining for diamonds?
To join this epic adventure, simply go to our website in any Chromium-based browser and start crafting your way to victory. But be sure to read the FAQ first – it’s like a map to buried treasure in a desert temple.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey through the pixelated world of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game, fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
But that’s not all – the server owner is a mad scientist who has created a potion that turns players into chickens every full moon. It’s clucking madness! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where Endermen bust out their best dance moves.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and chaotic, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
ɢʀɪᴇꜰ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇʀ. 1.19.x – 1.20.x, come and play with your friends 🙂 Summer update is already on the server
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join our server and embark on an epic adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat! From mysterious quests to thrilling challenges, you’ll never know what to expect next. And just like binge-watching your favorite show, you won’t be able to stop playing once you start.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the excitement and intrigue that will keep you coming back for more. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets along the way. Get ready for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you pleasantly surprised and wanting more!
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 106 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6633 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
