? MineFlame? | 1.8 – 1.20
❤ Atmospheric server for playing with friends.
☠ Survival with free donation
☎ Responsive administration
❄ You are always welcome here.
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IP: MC.MINEFLAME.RU
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where Kamala Harris is actually a KFC employee, serving up buckets of chicken while fighting off creepers and zombies with her secret blend of herbs and spices.
But that’s not all – we’ve got flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground disco where the Endermen bust out their best dance moves.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft adventure of your life! Just don’t forget to tip Kamala for her excellent service at KFC.
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Our server is so lit, even the angels are dropping mixtapes. Check out Angel Hare’s haunting melodies that will make you daydream and deflect those evil mobs away. And don’t forget to visit our EP’s website for some divine inspiration.
But that’s not all, we also have games like Ultrakill, where you can unleash your inner demon slayer, and Faith: The Unholy Trinity for some intense spiritual battles. And if you’re feeling blasphemous, try out Binding of Isaac or Blasphemous for a truly sinful experience.
Join us for some outrageous OC lore, art collabs, and even a Gabby AI voice that will have you laughing all the way to the pearly gates. So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let’s spread some holy chaos together!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay, just like Alex Chen in True Colors. Get ready for moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in one epic Minecraft adventure!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got an upcoming game called Lost Records: Bloom & Rage that will blow your mind. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and freeze a dream to last until another dawn – because why not? It’s gonna be a wild ride, just like the Pacific Northwest in Arcadia Bay. See you there!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of eccentric billionaires who have a penchant for hosting epic PvP battles with real-life consequences. Rumor has it that the winner of these battles gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks and a private jet made entirely out of emeralds.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of stealth and sabotage. They may seem harmless at first, but cross them at your own peril.
So, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty steed, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only way to survive is to embrace the madness. Are you ready to take on the challenge?
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us for a chance to meet like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of being too lazy to actually do anything productive in the game. Our community is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures that will have you laughing until your diamond sword breaks.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the perfect place for girls who just want to have fun without all the drama of typical Minecraft servers. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats – now that’s something you won’t find anywhere else!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
We have a secret underground city where players have to navigate through booby traps and solve riddles to find hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who love to break out into dance parties when no one’s looking.
But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a volleyball tournament every Sunday where players have to battle it out on a floating island suspended in the sky. The catch? The volleyball is actually a TNT block and the losing team gets launched into the stratosphere!
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Last time I saw this much drama in a Minecraft server was when Steve accidentally blew up the entire spawn with a stack of TNT. But hey, who needs spawn anyway when you can build your base in the Nether and ride around on a pig named Gerald?
We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone, and more backstabbing than a game of UHC. So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and dive headfirst into the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, then join us on our server today! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5810 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us and experience the joys of Minecraft parenthood as you raise little blocky babies and watch them grow into strong, independent pixels. But beware, just like in real life, your kids might rebel and start their own creeper cult or become zombie hunters.
We also have a special feature where you can attend Minecraft PTA meetings and discuss important issues like how many diamonds should be in the school lunch program or whether to ban enchanted swords on the playground.
So come join our server and start your Minecraft family today! Who knows, you might even become the next blocky version of the Kardashians.
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
But be careful, forest fires are not just a rare occurrence here, they are a way of life. You’ll have to dodge flames while building your epic base, adding a whole new level of challenge to your Minecraft experience. And don’t even get us started on the dangers of friction – one wrong move and you could end up in a lava pit faster than you can say “ouch!”
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community that not only questions the mysteries of pain receptors, but also embraces the chaos of living on the edge of danger at all times? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world.
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Explore the Twitch streams of Fallenshadow, where she showcases her ASMR skills and takes you on a journey through the Ribbon Cage. Don’t forget to check out her VODs and hilarious clips on YouTube.
But beware, there are some shady characters lurking around, like Nise Menhera and Otis. Keep an eye out for them on Twitter, but be careful, their accounts may be dead!
Join us on this insane adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Ignore the trolls, report the haters, and most importantly, beware of the divorcees. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for golden carrots, and even a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for).
But the real reason to join our server? The Russians think it’s a good deal! That’s right, they can’t get enough of our wacky antics and outrageous challenges. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers with a taste for adventure (and maybe a shoe or two).
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
