Our server is semi-vanilla survival. Available with both Java and Bedrock!
Bedrock: IP: hinexpe.ru Port: 25575
Java: IP: hinexpe.ru Port: 25575
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea partiesâtalk about an unexpected guest!
2024 Minecraft SMP
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the rarest diamond block in existence is hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in the server? Or will you fall victim to the curse of the diamond block, turning into a diamond-obsessed maniac who can’t stop hoarding shiny rocks?
Join our SMP now and embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little bit of drama (because what’s a good SMP without a little bit of drama, am I right?). Don’t be forgotten anymore – join us and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Version > 1.9-1.21.1
Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)
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Server advantages:
1. No lags
2. No donation bytes
3. Friendly admins
4. Constant updates
5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)
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Survival:
†Football (/football)
†Hockey (/warp hokkey)
†TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
†Weapons (/guns)
†Transport (/vehicles)
†Pets (/pets)
†Feelings (/feelings)
†Duels (/duel)
†Sex (/sex)
†Clans (/clan)
†Weddings (/marry)
†Hookahs (/kalian)
†Friends (/friends)
†Auction (/ah)
†Dance (/dance)
†Spit (/spit)
†Private (/region)
†Tops (/tops)
†Cigarettes (/cigar)
†Date head database (/headdb)
†Skin illumination (/glow)
†Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
†Report-System (/report)
†In-game console (/console)
†Parkour (/warp parkour)
†Spleef (/warp spleef)
†King of the Mountains (/king)
†Lucky Blocks (/lb)
†Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
†Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
†Economy (Currency)
†Salary (Issued automatically)
†Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
†Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
†Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
†Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
†In-game console (/console)
†PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
†Portals (To the world of hell, end)
†Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
†Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
†Donat world (/world) (without wipes)
†Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)
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Anarchy:
†Airdrops
†Mystics
†Caches
†Relics
†Spheres
†Blocks with private
†Items at lvl X
†PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
†Automine (/warp mine)
†Buyer (/seller)
†Auction (/ah)
†Shop (/shop)
†Quests (/quests)
†Whales (/kit)
†Free cases with donation (/free)
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SkyBlock:
†Auction (/ah)
†Automine (/warp mine)
†PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
†Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)
†Menu (/menu)
†Shop (/shop)
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticksâno joke!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moonâsince then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players built a giant roller coaster that went through a lava-filled volcano and ended with a splash in a pool of diamond blocks. Or how about the time we had a massive PvP battle where players rode pigs into battle armed with nothing but carrots? Yeah, things get pretty ridiculous around here.
But that’s not all! We also have custom mini-games like “Sheep Jousting” and “TNT Dodgeball” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts that lead players on a wild goose chase through hidden dungeons and secret passageways.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it! đđź #BestServerEver
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
But wait, there’s more! Our current character banners feature Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong. And don’t forget about our Light Cone Banners, like Ninjutsu Inscription: Dazzling Evilbreaker and Brighter Than the Sun.
If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have new drip marketing with Sunday and Fugue, both 5-star characters with amazing abilities. And let’s not forget about our redeemable codes for exclusive gifts!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Ghost Minerâs Tools Found: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Ooftroop is a dynamic and energetic musical group known for their captivating performances and unique blend of genres, incorporating elements of funk, hip-hop, and jazz. With infectious grooves and powerful vocals, Ooftroop creates an electrifying atmosphere that keeps audiences moving and grooving. Their innovative sound and energetic stage presence have garnered them a loyal following and critical acclaim in the music industry.
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
But that’s just the beginning of the madness. How about a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat of King Poopington? Or a battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server? And let’s not forget about the epic dance parties we throw every Saturday night in the virtual club we built out of rainbow blocks.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you live out your wildest Minecraft dreams, meet a community of like-minded goofballs, and embark on insane adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Come join us and let the ridiculousness begin!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabiesânow they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and consciousness that will make you question your very existence. Our players are so emotionally intelligent, they can feel the pixels on their screens crying out for help.
But don’t worry, we’re not all doom and gloom. We also have epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, and have dance parties in the Nether.
So if you’re ready to join a server where being a failure in life is a badge of honor and suffering is just another way to prove how woke you are, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we’re full of ourselves and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join our server for the chance to battle giant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through the Nether, and a dance party every Friday night in the village square. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge you to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can get your daily dose of furry fun while building epic structures and battling creepers. Need some encouragement to keep mining that diamond? We’ve got you covered with our JOI/JOE posts that will have you laughing and mining at the same time.
And if you’re feeling creative, why not try your hand at making some hilarious captions with our free caption making software? Who knows, you might just become the next meme sensation of the server!
So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might even find your lizard wife (male) waiting for you in the pixelated sunset. It’s a wild ride, but hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 183 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9989 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny flyâitâs now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1936 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret gardenâitâs full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by flying pigs and dancing creepers. It turns out, our server has a special mod that brings all the mobs to life and gives them killer dance moves. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. The catch? You have to defeat the Ender Dragon in a dance-off to unlock it. It’s like a Minecraft version of “Dancing with the Stars”!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the power of standing next to me…and maybe even find yourself in the middle of a mob dance party. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbreadâitâs sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
