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💥ASTRACT💥 Minecraft server
PartyPooperCraft
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t understand your unique preferences? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!Join us if you want to escape the tyranny of pink-loving relatives who just don’t get it. We understand that not everyone is a fan of pink, and we fully support your right to dislike it!
Our server is like a McDonald’s party, but better. We won’t force you to celebrate a fake birthday with pink decorations. Instead, we’ll let you build your own world in whatever color you please.
Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re raising ungrateful, spoiled brats just because you don’t like pink. Join our server and show them that you can be a Minecraft master without a single shade of pink in sight!
So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with colorful adventures (just not pink ones)!
ForeignProblemsMC SMP
OMG guys, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns who grant you wishes and the spawn is made entirely out of rainbow blocks. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a real diamond appears in your inventory! It’s like magic or something.But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are all wearing top hats and monocles, so you know they’re fancy AF. And the best part is, if you build a house out of cake, it never runs out! You can just keep eating it forever and ever.
So come join us on this totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as you want. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party every Saturday night with free enchanted golden apples for everyone! You don’t want to miss out on this wild ride, trust me.
RegretCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!Join us for the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak, or participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle for their trusty steed.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Creeper Disco Party” where exploding green creatures boogie down to the latest hits from DJ Skeleton.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that annoying block game all over again.
CraftyCharles Auschwitz Adventure
come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself plays and builds epic castles and monuments! prince william is also a regular player and leads emotional memorial services for fallen block characters. we have crazy events like zombie pigman rodeos and creeper fireworks shows. join us for a royal experience like no other, where history is made and friendships are forged in the pixels of our world. come be a part of the madness and mayhem, join now for a chance to meet the royal players and be a part of our legendary community!Beat Box City
lol imagine a minecraft server where the backbeat is the MAIN beat, like who even needs the regular beat anyway? join our server and experience the wackiness of building to the rhythm of the backbeat, it’s like dancing while mining for diamonds, so much fun! plus, rumor has it that if you build a house perfectly in sync with the backbeat, a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds will appear! come join us and groove your way to victory!