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Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of craziness and fun! Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken named Cluckington.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Banana, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its fruity powers?

Join now for the chance to participate in our epic monthly llama races, where players ride on the backs of speedy llamas through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying squids. It’s a race like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Breed Me Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take breeding to a whole new level! Join us in our quest to create the ultimate bara creatures through selective breeding and genetic manipulation.

Our last thread got so wild, with players creating bara beasts that could bench press a mountain and crush their enemies with a single flex. Check out our tagmap to see all the bara monstrosities that have been unleashed upon our world.

If you’re into writefaggotry, we’ve got plenty of stories about the epic battles and steamy romances that have unfolded on our server. From forbidden bara love affairs to intense bara breeding competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And don’t worry about any pesky shitposts ruining your experience – we’ve got a top-of-the-line shitpost filter to keep things classy and bara-tastic. So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server and see if you have what it takes to create the ultimate bara masterpiece!

Pixel Pajeet’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, cookie-cutter Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our server and experience a wild world of pajeet diversity like you’ve never seen before! From rainbow-colored skin to giant googly eyes, our players come in all shapes and sizes. It’s like a melting pot of craziness, just like the good ol’ US of A. So why settle for bland when you can join the most visually stimulating server out there? Come on in and let your pajeet flag fly high!

Watcha guys watching tonight? Minecraft SMP: 2001 Vibes

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Hey there gamers! Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh so hard you’ll spit out your diamond armor? Well look no further, because our server is the ultimate comedy show of the Minecraft world!

Join us for insane shenanigans like building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats, organizing epic llama races through treacherous obstacle courses, and staging elaborate pranks that will leave your fellow players scratching their heads in confusion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic wrestling matches this side of the Nether. Forget about boring old AEW, our players put on shows that will have you on the edge of your seat, cheering for your favorite blocky wrestler as they take on their opponents in the ring of fire.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride of laughs, chaos, and epic battles that will leave you begging for more!

Evolved Pixels Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the Stone Age? Well, get ready to take the next step in evolution with our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly grew wings and started flying around like a majestic Minecraft eagle. And that’s not all – they also gained the ability to shoot fireballs from their hands and summon an army of friendly creepers to do their bidding. All because they joined our server!

But wait, there’s more! Joining our server will also grant you the power to turn any block into a giant rainbow unicorn that poops out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays eggs made of pure gold?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity! Who needs reality when you can have rainbow unicorns and diamond chickens, am I right?

Club Supporter No Personality Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and suddenly their personality disappeared! They were left with nothing but their undying love for our server and all the shenanigans that come with it.

Join us if you want to be part of a club where your personality is optional and chaos is mandatory. Build epic structures, engage in intense PvP battles, and maybe even uncover the secret of the missing personalities. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to solve the mystery and become a legend in our server’s history.

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, madness, and a touch of absurdity, then look no further. Join our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos!

Block Butt Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of censorship in Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can proudly show off your character’s butt without any restrictions! We believe in freedom of expression, even if it’s in block form.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Build giant butt statues, create butt-themed mini-games, the possibilities are endless!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Butt Block, a mysterious block that grants incredible powers to those who find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come on over and join us for some cheeky fun (pun intended)! Let’s show the world that butts deserve to be seen in all their blocky glory.

Alt sM P Minecraft SMP: Death is Near

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance crew. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to “Creeper, Aw Man.”

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. You never know when you might stumble upon their secret meetings in the mines.

3. Our server is so advanced that we have flying pigs as our main mode of transportation. Forget horses, pigs are the new way to travel in style.

4. The End dimension is actually a giant disco party where Endermen show off their best dance moves. Who knew they had such killer dance skills?

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and be prepared for the craziest adventures of your life! Just remember, crypto is our currency of choice because why not add some more chaos to the mix?

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. He’s got jokes that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll respawn in real life!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft, complete with disco balls made of emeralds and glowstone dance floors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

J.J. Abrams’s new movie Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP where you can embark on a quest to save a mythical world just like Glen Powell! Emma Mackey will be your supportive wife, Jenna Ortega and Samuel L. Jackson will guide you through the fantasy world – with SLJ as your ultimate mentor figure. Who knew that your Minecraft adventures could save a whole other realm? Don’t miss out on this epic journey filled with magic, danger, and maybe even a dragon or two!

BlockyFate Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Mystery House Crafters are waiting for you to join their epic adventures!

Clear Lostbelt 5 Olympus to unlock a whole new world of craziness, where you’ll be rewarded with 3 Golden Apples and 18 Silver Apples just for logging in. And don’t forget about our welfare servant, 4*Lancer Van Gogh (Miner), who will mine her way into your heart with double the EXP when strengthening.

But that’s not all – our scenario writer, amphibian, has cooked up some insane quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Plus, we’ve got summon events that will make your head spin, with limited edition characters like 5Alter Ego Super Bunyan and 5Foreigner Van Gogh up for grabs.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, take on the Lostbelt No.6 Clear Support Campaign and show those mobs who’s boss. So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crazy Dick Minecraft SMP

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Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP server out there? Join us for a rollercoaster of insanity and chaos that will have you questioning your sanity (and your life choices)!

Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.

So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!

Ants R Us Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the ants are getting in on the action! That’s right, we have a whole colony of ants that have taken over and they’re ready to party!

Join us for epic ant battles where you can ride on the backs of giant ants and conquer the land! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where the ants like to break it down and show off their sick dance moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen an ant doing the worm!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our ant-tastic Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the ant queen – she’s a real diva and she doesn’t like to be disturbed during her beauty sleep.

Left or Right Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t even know what the word “rules” means!

Join us for a wild ride where left is right and right is left – literally! Our world is filled with crazy twists and turns that will have you questioning your sense of direction at every corner.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and only trade in diamonds. Want to be a part of their exclusive club? Better start mining!

Oh, and did we mention the giant pink fluffy unicorns that roam the land, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go? Yeah, they’re real. And they’re fabulous.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

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The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Farms Harvested:	896	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	170	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Emeralds Found:	8402

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Endless Night Skies:	3

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Items Found:	5903

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ores Mined:	9711
Dimension Hops:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Divine Spears Created:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Dimension Hops:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Villages Defended:	17

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Love Letters Sent:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Crops Grown:	1459
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Dragon Scales Harvested:	276
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Holy Grails Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6561	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Dragon Scales Harvested:	324
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	3905	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0