| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 227 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Void Armor Forged: | 14 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
1. Our server is powered by magical Viagra blocks that will make your builds stand tall and proud. No more tiny houses for you!
2. The mobs on our server have all been vaccinated by Pfizer, so you don’t have to worry about catching any weird diseases while exploring.
3. Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle the evil boss, Dr. Fauci, and his army of vaccine-resistant zombies. Can you defeat them and save the world?
4. We have a special potion shop where you can buy potions that will give you superhuman strength, speed, and the ability to fly. Just don’t drink too many or you might start seeing Pfizer’s logo everywhere.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, thanks to Pfizer!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure hunts, and a secret society of llamas plotting world domination. And did we mention the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot for lucky players?
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of conspiracy theories, ketamine-fueled adventures, and llamas with a thirst for power? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 351 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join our server for a chance to mine salt like never before! Dig deep into the mines and collect as much salt as you can to become the saltiest player in the game. But be careful, too much salt might make you a little salty yourself!
To join our server, simply post your Steam profile and wait for a friend request. And remember, don’t be autistic about it, just accept the request and start your salty adventure!
Not sure how to git gud? No worries, we have tutorials, sandbox modes, public item builds, and bot matches to help you become a pro salt miner in no time. Trust us, you’ll be the saltiest player on the server in no time!
But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial Wiki for all the salt mining tips and tricks, or dive into our New Player Guide and Advanced Movement Guide for even more salty goodness.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for the saltiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. #SaltySquadGoals
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Ever wanted to live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is filled with hot stepfather characters just waiting to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable.
From building romantic cabins in the woods to going on steamy mining expeditions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a scandalous love triangle with two stepfathers fighting for your affection.
So what are you waiting for? Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Just be prepared for some seriously naughty shenanigans along the way. 😉
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs peanuts when you’ve got a server this nuts?
So come on, join us and see why this server is the perfect cure for all your problems (except maybe a peanut allergy). You won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 11 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Welcome to the R4GELAND project! Here you will find adventures in classic survival mode. The server has various plugins installed for skills, weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money), parkour and much more! Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things anime, from kawaii cat girls to overpowered protagonists with spiky hair. Our staff members are trained in the ancient art of anti-anime combat, and we will stop at nothing until every last body pillow is burned to ashes.
But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that turn all mobs into chibi versions of themselves, because nothing strikes fear into the hearts of anime lovers like a tiny, adorable creeper. And don’t even get us started on our PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using weapons like the “Sword of Weeb Slaying” and the “Shield of Anti-Anime Justice.”
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us in our noble quest to rid the world of anime once and for all. Because let’s face it, the only good anime is no anime.
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 29 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!
2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!
3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.
4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!
5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!
So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 3969 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns? We got it. Need a potion that turns you into a flying unicorn? We can make it happen. Join our server and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe like never before.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us and experience the thrill of riding kangaroos into battle, mining for diamonds with your pet koala, and building upside-down houses just for fun. Our community is filled with hilarious Aussies who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics and quirky slang.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we host epic Vegemite eating contests and throw shrimp on the barbie parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a drop bear lurking in the trees waiting to pounce on unsuspecting players.
So why are Australians such chuds? Because we know how to have a bloody good time on this insane Minecraft server! Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
We have a secret underground base where we host weekly llama dance parties and a sky island where the sheep can fly (yes, you read that right, FLY!). Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime that will follow you around and leave a trail of glitter wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (just don’t ask for unlimited diamonds, we’ve tried that already).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the top 10 countries in the western hemisphere, each with their own unique culture and customs. From the land of talking cows to the kingdom of flying pigs, you’ll never run out of new places to explore and conquer.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
