IP: sakurape.ru
PORT: 19132
VK: @pesakura
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us for epic moments that will make you stop playing for a while, like when a player accidentally rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava – talk about a hot tub party! Or when a group of players tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT and ended up launching themselves into the stratosphere – who needs rockets when you have explosive minecarts?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but feathers and determination. And let’s not forget about the annual Sheep Shearing Race, where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in under a minute – it’s shear madness!
So why wait? Join our server today for non-stop laughs, ridiculous adventures, and moments that will make you question why you ever played on those boring servers in the first place. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop playing for a while – but in the best way possible!
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
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| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
☄ There are ☄ on our server
★ New enchantments ( /enchants )
★ New type of armor ( /crafts )
★ Air drops
★ Spheres
★ U/S statistics in the table
★ Privates ( /rg )
★ Shop ( /shop )
★ Buyer ( /seller )
★ Rtp ( /rtp )
★ Donations ( /donate )
★ Donate coins
★ Working mechanisms
★ Ability to mine spawners ( /crafts )
★ Balanced economy
★ Clans ( /clan )
★ PVP Arena ( /warp pvp )
★ Draws for privileges and donation coins
★ Donations for game currency (/free)
☄ We will be glad to see you on our server ☄
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 496 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with carrots as weapons. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing diamond armor and dancing to disco music.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying chickens that drop enchanted golden apples instead of eggs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see this, what do? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Picture this: you log onto our server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes. Our server is filled with wacky mods and crazy plugins that will keep you on your toes at all times. Who knows what you’ll encounter next – maybe a giant chicken boss or a talking tree with a British accent.
But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games that will test your skills and make you laugh until your sides hurt. From parkour races to spleef tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on our epic treasure hunts, where the loot is so good it’ll make you question reality.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 60 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of finding hidden gems before they hit the market. Our server is like a treasure trove of unique opportunities just waiting to be discovered.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a pretty German girl who will be your guide through this crazy journey. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Our server is filled with eligible singles who are ready to mine their way into your heart. From charming builders to redstone wizards, you’ll never run out of options for your virtual love life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your real-life player two while you’re at it!
So why settle for being single when you can join our Minecraft server and start crafting your love story today? Don’t miss out on the chance to find love in the most unexpected of places. Join us now and let the blocky romance begin!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 332 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2057 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can tame any chicken with just a single cluck. Join our SMP and witness the magic as he leads his army of feathered friends into battle against the evil cows and pigs.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground lair filled with hidden treasures and deadly traps. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches within?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 887 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Picture this: Team Rocket trying to steal all the diamonds, Donald Trump Jr building a wall around his base, JD Vance giving motivational speeches to the creepers, and Peanut the squirrel just causing general mayhem wherever he goes.
If you’re looking for a server where you never know what to expect and where the only rule is to have a good time, then this is the place for you. Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 5584 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join us for wild adventures like fighting off zombie hordes with the Teamsters Union, negotiating trades with the Steelworkers Union, and putting out fires with the Firefighters Union. And don’t forget about the epic showdowns with the Border Patrol!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even Donald Trump himself wouldn’t dare to pass a law or policy against us. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us on our server and witness the epic saga of the great Chinese collapse. Will you be able to survive the chaos and build your own empire in the west? Or will you be crushed by the weight of crumbling civilizations? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive sheep regime and bring peace and funky beats to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest adventure Minecraft has ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for llama-shaped pancakes along the way!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of watching your diamonds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Our economy is so messed up, it makes the stock market look stable. But hey, who needs stability when you’ve got chaos, am I right?
And don’t even get me started on the cover situation. It’s like a never-ending game of hide and seek, except the seeker is blindfolded and the hiders are invisible. Good luck trying to find anything in this mess!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because you’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within the pixelated forests of our server, there lies a secret dungeon guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Those who dare to challenge him must answer riddles about Minecraft memes or face being pecked to death!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Creeper Circus, where explosive performances are a daily occurrence. Watch as creepers juggle TNT blocks and perform death-defying stunts that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.
And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and even Enderman sushi. Just be careful not to anger the food vendors, or you might find yourself on the receiving end of a poisonous potato prank.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on Mori Calliope, Sesamorp Street for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
