👑 Hermit servers: So vanilla, it’s almost cylindrical! Join us for some semi-spicy adventures!

Minecraft Server Overview
Hermitcraft inspired gameplay
Supports both Java and Bedrock
Shopping district, business district and more
Mob/player heads available
Visual/fun add ons
Major player events all the time
Elected positions including king and ministers
Tribal towns where players work together
Player made mega bases
Weekly builds and weekly events
Whitelisted server with active community that helps each other

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please join the discord server linked in the description above and follow the instructions provided.
Is the server only for experienced players?	While experienced players are preferred, the server welcomes players of all levels as long as they are committed to the gameplay.
What are the elected positions like king and ministers?	These positions are chosen through in-game elections and hold certain responsibilities within the server community.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, the server has a set of rules to ensure a positive and fair gameplay experience for all players. These rules are outlined in the discord server.
How often are major player events held?	Major player events are held regularly, with the schedule announced on the discord server. Players are encouraged to participate in these events for a fun and engaging experience.

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	825
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Buildings Constructed:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4016
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7510
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1304
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	2577

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7393
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Farms Harvested:	862	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2950
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1618
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7506
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9180	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.

Frosty Kingdom 1.21.3

1.21.3, alive, arguments, bros, end of holidays, family, family arguments, family disagreements, family disputes, family dynamics, family gatherings, family politics, frosty, good to be alive, half year, holiday season, holidays, Kingdom, Over.., political debates, Politics

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Dimension Hops:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Yo, bros, guess what? The holidays are almost over, which means no more family arguments over politics for another half year! It’s like being reborn, but in Minecraft! Join our server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Let’s build some crazy sh*t together and forget about all the nonsense. Life is too short for family drama, let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!

The Best Wrestler Minecraft SMP

aew, best wrestler, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, Sports Entertainment, wrestler, wrestling, wrestling career, wrestling champion, wrestling fan, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling legend, wrestling match, wrestling moves, wrestling performance, wrestling ring, wrestling skills, wrestling superstar, wrestling technique, wwe

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4254
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Mines Excavated:	4524

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can wrestle is a pig? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the best wrestler in all of Minecraft! He goes by the name of Diamond Slam and he’s taken down creepers, zombies, and even Ender Dragons with his signature move, the TNT Tombstone Piledriver!

Join our server and witness epic wrestling matches between players, where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground wrestling ring where players can battle it out for the title of Minecraft Champion. Will you be the one to dethrone Diamond Slam and take his place as the ultimate wrestler?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of Minecraft wrestling like never before. Just be sure to bring your A-game and maybe a diamond sword or two, because things are about to get rowdy!

PianoCraft Minecraft Server

Commitment, Competition, DAUGHTER, Dedication, EMBARRASSMENT, extracurricular activities, family, friendship, Minecraft, musical education, musical interests, parental decisions, peer pressure, piano lessons, Pianocraft, progress, Quitting, recital, rules, Server, social dynamics, Support, talent

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Buildings Constructed:	37
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Looking for a server that will teach you dedication and perseverance like never before? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Just like Annie’s commitment to piano lessons, we require all players to stick with the game for a year before they can quit (no questions asked if they do decide to leave after that).

Join us and practice your Minecraft skills for at least an hour every day, just like Annie practices piano. Who knows, you might even make rapid progress and impress everyone with your building skills!

And don’t worry about playing the same old game, our server is constantly evolving with new challenges and adventures. Just like Annie, who played the same piece as a 6 year old, you’ll have the chance to show off your skills and compete with other players.

But beware of the frenemies on the server, just like Annie’s former best friend Emily. They may try to outdo you with their well-known Chopin pieces (or in this case, epic builds). But remember, it’s all in good fun and competition only makes you stronger!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let’s see if you have what it takes to stick with it for a year. And who knows, maybe you’ll surprise yourself with how much you enjoy the challenge!

CelebCraft: 3StarReviewLOL

3StarReviewLOL, cameo, CelebCraft, CELEBRITY REVIEW, clarification, Communication, customer feedback, customer satisfaction, customer service, entertainment industry, holiday message, honest review, message response, misunderstanding, online interaction, Personal Message, Prompt, social media, unique video, video content, video request

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5868
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old celebrities who can’t even follow a simple request on Cameo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, every player gets a personalized greeting from their favorite characters!

Imagine logging in and seeing Steve from Minecraft wishing you a happy birthday while riding a llama, or Herobrine telling you a joke that will make you laugh for days. Our celebrities are dedicated to making your experience unforgettable, even if they sometimes forget to follow the prompt.

Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with unique videos that will make you question reality. Who needs real celebrities when you can have virtual ones who actually listen to your requests? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to interact with your favorite characters in the most hilarious way possible!

FicCharSwapMCSMP

Alternate Reality, book character, daydream, different perspective, dream job, dream scenario, Escape, exciting adventure, FANTASY, favorite character, FicCharSwapMCSMP, fictional character, imagination, magical experience, movie character, role reversal, storybook character, swap lives, temporary change, TV character, wish fulfillment

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1546
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

OMG guys, if you join this epic Minecraft SMP, you can totally swap lives with any fictional character for a day! Like, imagine being Spongebob Squarepants and living in a pineapple under the sea, or being Harry Potter and casting spells all day long. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! You can also ride on a flying llama while shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness that goes down in this server.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might just end up becoming the ultimate meme lord of the Minecraft world. YOLO, amirite?

GiftGriefCraft

awkward conversations, Communication, expressing gratitude, gift etiquette, gift giving, gift giving etiquette, gift giving tips, gift receiving, GiftGriefCraft, Honesty, lying.., opinion, receiving gifts, receiving presents, relationships, showing appreciation, social etiquette, tactful responses, telling the truth, thoughtful gifts, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4016
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Potions Brewed:	179	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of real life gift-giving and dive into a world of blocky fun!

Join us if you want to avoid those cringy moments when you receive a gift you absolutely hate. On our server, you can simply build a giant statue of yourself holding a sign that says “Worst gift ever!” and watch as your friends laugh and applaud your honesty.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Gift Goblin, a mischievous creature who steals bad gifts and replaces them with diamonds and rare items. So if Aunt Mildred gives you another pair of socks for Christmas, just leave them out for the Gift Goblin and see what treasures he leaves in return.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where honesty is the best policy and bad gifts are a thing of the past!

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