| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 1448 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 437506 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 246 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 28 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.
Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.
Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 4827 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 120 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 | Enchantments Applied: | 260 |
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 6720 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 30 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 85 |
Imagine swimming around and finding a dolphin hyped up on caffeine, doing backflips and somersaults like it’s in a circus! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a turtle who’s been hitting the pharmaceuticals a bit too hard and is seeing all sorts of crazy colors!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are getting in on the action. They’ve started a dance crew and are busting out moves that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the zombies – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats left and right!
So come on down to our insane Minecraft server and experience the wildest ride of your life! Just watch out for the pufferfish – they’ve been known to challenge players to underwater rap battles! It’s a party you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 1152 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7202 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Welcome to Cheesecake SMP! |
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| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 2900 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 | Magical Moments Shared: | 20 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, we have an unofficial official thread anthem that will make you question reality. Plus, our wiki is DOWN, TBD – just like your sanity after joining our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have resources galore, FAQs that will leave you scratching your head, and VTuber XL Loras that will make you go, “What the heck am I looking at?”
And don’t even get me started on our LoRA Checklist – it’s so outrageous, it’s almost genius. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 8288 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
One day, the owner of the server got super drunk and decided to create a Minecraft world that was just as chaotic as their drunken state. And thus, our server was born! Expect to find random explosions, flying pigs, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to some sick beats.
So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond block that grants you wishes (or just explodes in your face, we can’t guarantee anything). Let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 531 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 9158 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 33 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 2756 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 76 |
and get this, our server is all about inclusivity. we accept all types of players, no matter where u come from. whether u live in a big city or a tiny village, we got u covered. we even got special incentives for players from rural areas and non-teaching hospitals. we wanna make sure everyone gets a chance to experience our hospital-at-home program.
so, what u waitin for? come join our server and experience the most insane minecraft gameplay of ur life. who knew hospitals could be so much fun, right?
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 3238 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious moments that will make you question reality itself.
Why join? Because this server is like the best story in all of gaming, but you get to be the main character!
Explore vast landscapes, build insane structures, and interact with a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.
Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 9977 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Farms Harvested: | 364 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2961 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
But that’s not all – we’ve got legendary tales of players who have built entire empires out of nothing but dirt and determination. One guy turned a simple chicken coop into a booming poultry business that rivals KFC. Another player discovered a secret underground rave party hosted by creepers – and lived to tell the tale!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see where your foot fetish can take you. Just make sure to watch your step – you never know what kind of crazy adventures await around every corner!
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 886 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
We promise no family drama, no awkward silences, just pure gaming fun. Plus, we have a special holiday event where you can build a snowman army to take over the virtual world.
Don’t be the only one missing out on the epic adventures and hilarious antics on our server. Leave your real-life problems behind and join us for a Christmas you’ll never forget (in a good way, not like that time Uncle Bob drank too much eggnog and started singing karaoke).
So ditch the family drama and join our Minecraft server for a Christmas celebration like no other. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with your sister dating your ex-best friend.
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 954 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 18 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
Forget about your least favorite US city and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where the only limit is your imagination. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious moments that will keep you coming back for more.
So why waste your time in a boring city when you can join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 5558 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 66 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 197 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9799 |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 7895 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 171 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 44 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8425 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
