🎣 Sunburnt SMP: The server where fish wear shades and gear wears sunscreen! Join now for a burnin’ good time! 🌞🐠

burnin’, Community, Dedication, Discord, Economy, Exclusive content, Fish, Gear, Good, Harmony, Interference, Join, Lobster, mettle, opportunities, Quests, resource pack, Server, Shades, smp, sunburnt, sunscreen, Thrive, Time, Trade, twitter, unite, Updates, wear, Wears

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6750
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mines Excavated:	2716

New Minecraft Servers

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR

Overview

Hello, fellow Minecrafters! 🎉

Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024! 🌍💥

Prepare to be amazed by the incredible features and benefits that await you on Shaded:

🐟 NEW! Fishing Log. Discover the thrill of fishing with our Fishing Log!
🦞 NEW! Lobster Pots. Dive into lobster fishing!
⚔️ NEW! PvP Arena. Test your skills in PvP battles!
🏰 Land Claiming and Grief Prevention. Build with security.
🛍️ Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions. Immerse yourself in a thriving Minecraft economy.
🌟 Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks. Earn rewards through voting!
🗺️ Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges. Engage in exciting activities!

Shaded is the ultimate cross-platform server, uniting Java and Bedrock players. Join today and experience Minecraft like never before! 🚀

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply copy and paste the IP address play.shaded.gg into your Minecraft client.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on Shaded?

A: No, PvP is entirely optional on Shaded. You can choose to participate based on your preferences.

Q: How can I protect my builds on the server?

A: Shaded offers a robust land claiming and grief prevention system to ensure your creations and belongings are safe and secure.

Q: Are there custom features on Shaded?

A: Yes, Shaded features custom gear, a unique economy system, shops, auctions, and more!

Q: How can I earn free ranks, kits, and perks on Shaded?

A: By voting on the server, you can earn free ranks, kits, and perks to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: What platforms are supported on Shaded?

A: Shaded is a cross-platform server, welcoming both Java and Bedrock players to join in the fun.

Stay connected with us on Discord, Twitter, and our website for the latest news and updates. We look forward to welcoming you to the Shaded family! 🎮💖

Discord: Shaded Discord 💬
Twitter: Shaded Twitter 🐦
Vote: Vote 🗳️

ThreesomeCraft: Crafting Relationships Since 2010

Boundaries, Communication, consent, Crafting, emotional connection, experimentation, fantasies, group sex, Intimacy, Jealousy, Long-term impact, Non-monogamy, open relationships, Pleasure, relationships, satisfaction, sexual dynamics, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, ThreesomeCraft, Threesomes, Trust

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	724
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our wacky world where threesomes aren’t just for couples anymore! That’s right, on our server, you can team up with not one, not two, but THREE players to take on epic quests and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Love Triangle” mini-game, where you and two other players compete for the affections of an elusive NPC. Will you win their heart or will you be left heartbroken? The drama is real, folks!

So come on down to our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a love triangle of your own!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

Canada, Competition, CraftyCanucks, Diplomacy, Dispute, Government, headlines, Hockey, international relations, Leaders, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, pride, Rivalry, Server, social media, sports, trudeau, trump, Victory, WIN

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3900
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3054	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trudeau vs trump!!! we have so much fun and craziness, you won’t even remember who those guys are!!!

our server is like a hockey game between canada and US, except instead of pucks and sticks, we have pickaxes and swords!!! join now and be part of the epic battle for supremacy in the world of blocks and monsters!!!

we have so many cool things to do, like building giant statues of trudeau and trump fighting each other, or racing pigs on a track made of lava!!! you never know what kind of crazy adventure you’ll find on our server, so come join us now and let the madness begin!!!

BlockyTroopWithdrawal

American soldiers, BlockyTroopWithdrawal, defense strategy, diplomatic relations, european allies, foreign policy, free speech concerns, germany, global politics, government decision, international relations, military alliances, military bases, military deployment, military presence, national security, nato, political controversy, troop movements, US troop withdrawal, Vance

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we float US troop withdrawal from Germany over free-speech concerns!! why you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even the troops wanna come play with us!! imagine building a base with a soldier next to you, protecting you from creepers and zombies!! plus, we have the most insane pvp battles where you can fight for your right to free speech while dodging arrows and fireballs!! join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!! no troops were harmed in the making of this server, we promise 😉

Housework Havoc: Gender Gap Edition

division of labor, domestic responsibilities, domestic tasks, Edition, gap, gender, gender disparity, gender division, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender gap, gender imbalance, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Havoc, household chores, household duties, housework, societal expectations, time allocation, Time management, time spent, traditional roles

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7323
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3030	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	9892

join dis epic minecraft server where the gender gap is so small, it’s like finding a diamond in a cave full of dirt! our players are so skilled at housework, they can build a mansion in minutes and still have time to bake a cake for everyone! come join the fun and help us close the gap even more, because who needs gender roles when you can have epic minecraft skills?!

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

auction house, Barebones, Bounties, classic, Discord, Gangs, grind, Guards, hidden quests, Ip:, Minecraft, Nonop, nostalgic, parkour challenges, pen, Potions, Prestige, Prison, Quests, Roleplay, Server, solitary confinement, Swords

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	629
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Villages Defended:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

Server Features:

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Remember the old days of Prison Servers? Join us for a classic Prison experience with grind and community.

What makes this server different:

Become a Parolee	Leave the prison and build a farm for more money
Prestiges	Earn special rewards after hitting top rank
Guards	Assist/protect new players and enforce rules
Quests	Complete for extra cash or special items
Gangs	Join a gang and fight with rival gangs
Swords and Potions	Illegal, Guards will PVP if seen with them
The grind	Smelt ores, walk through PVP zones to sell them
Prison plots	Rent a cell/plot to store items or build
Start with basic tools	Work for better gear

Ranks:

A	Default Prisoner
B	$25,000
C	$80,000
D	$250,000
E	$800,000
Parolee	$1,500,000
Citizen	$2,000,000
Guard	Ensures safety of Prisoners, enforces rules, takes Contraband
SrGuard	Seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges
Warden	Administrator Position
SrWarden	Senior Administrator Position

FAQs:

What’s a Guard?

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order by enforcing rules.

Can I become a Guard?

Yes, join the server and Discord to apply for the Guard position.

Wonderful Day Craft 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous blessings, anonymous cheer, anonymous encouragement, anonymous greetings, anonymous happiness, anonymous kindness, anonymous love, anonymous positivity, anonymous positivity vibes, anonymous support, anonymous well wishes, Craft, Day, Good Vibes, happy thoughts, have a great day, Kindness, positive energy, positivity, spreading joy, Wonderful, wonderful day

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5486
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9081	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your screen!

You’ll be swimming in a sea of diamonds faster than you can say “creeper!”

The mobs on this server are so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles – it’s like a medieval showdown with llamas riding into battle!

Plus, the community is so lit, it’s like a rave party in the Nether.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world crazier than a chicken wearing a top hat!

NoSleepForMiracleBaby

aita, baby, Boundaries, christmas, Cozy, Familiar, family gathering, guest room, infertility, king size bed, miracle baby, NAP, NoSleepForMiracleBaby, Overnight, parents, ruined Christmas, sacrifice, selfish, sibling, Struggle, Understanding

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1524
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Emeralds Found:	5350	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like royalty just like OP’s nephew! Join us for epic adventures and cozy naps in our virtual guest rooms.

But beware, if you dare to stand up for your rights like OP did, you might find yourself sleeping on the virtual couch while the babies take over. Will you be labeled as “selfish” by the virtual parents for wanting to keep your virtual room? Only time will tell on our server.

So come join us for a Christmas gathering like no other, where the drama is as real as the pixels on your screen. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this outrageous virtual family!

SigmaCraft: Manly Mine Mayhem

alpha male, Confidence, Enigmatic, independent, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, leader, lone wolf, manly, Masculinity, MAYHEM, Mysterious, nonconformist, personal growth, Philosophical, self actualization, self improvement, self-assured, self-reliant, sigma, Sigmacraft, Unconventional

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Imagine a world where every block is made of pure sigma energy, where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Sigma Sword, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. But beware, the sword is guarded by a herd of killer bunnies who have a taste for pixelated blood.

Need a break from adventuring? Take a dip in our lava hot tubs or challenge your friends to a game of spleef on our custom-built arena made entirely of diamond blocks. And don’t forget to visit our exclusive Sigma-themed nightclub, where the DJ is a skeleton who really knows how to drop the beats.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a top hat made of enchanted emeralds? Only on our server, my friend. Only on our server.

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

Belarus, defense cooperation, eastern europe, international relations, joint defense, joint exercise, joint maneuvers, joint military drill, joint military exercise, joint operation, military alliance, military cooperation, military exercise, military partnership, military training, Minecraft, Redstone, revolution, russia, security cooperation, September, Server, strategic partnership

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3768
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Votes:	2297	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and guess what? russia and belarus are holding a joint military drill in september ON THE SERVER! like, you can be part of the action, fighting off creepers and zombies alongside the russian and belarusian soldiers. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now and be a part of history in the making. plus, there’s gonna be free virtual vodka for all players. don’t miss out, comrade!

CraftyKremlinWarz

aggression, Claims, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWarz, DECLARATION, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, February 24, Geopolitics, intelligence, international relations, Military, Politics, Propaganda, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Ukraine, Victory, War

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

lol imagine if russia was a minecraft server tryna declare ‘victory’ over ukraine on feb. 24 like bro just join our server instead we got way better stuff goin on like a secret underground base full of diamond blocks and a pet creeper that farts rainbows. ukrainian intel is shook by our epic builds and pvp skills, they cant handle the madness we bring to the virtual world. join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever, where anything is possible and russia can suck it.

Rustmine server minecraft

Minecraft, Rustmine, Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7488
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7111
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Rustmine is always happy for you

RustMineSurv.aternos.me

SmartieSMP

Active, Builder, Community, Engage, Engineer, Events, Experience, Explorer, Friendly, hand built, passionate, PvP, Redstone, Reset, Seasonal, SmartieSMP, smp, stealing, Structures, Survival, switches, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Server Overview

About the Server	We’re a community that focuses on fun. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll find a place here. While the server isn’t a vanilla pre-install, there are no plugins or mods that interfere with gameplay. You’ll get the most authentic Minecraft experience possible, with nothing altering the core mechanics.
Seasonal Switches	We reset every two months to keep things fresh and exciting, so there’s always a new world to explore and build in. With the next season starting soon, this is a great chance to get in early and start fresh with everyone else.
What You Can Expect	Active players, no unnecessary admin interference, and the freedom to play the way Minecraft was meant to be played. PvP and stealing are allowed, but at its core, this is a survival experience meant to bring players together. Expect hand-built structures, community projects, and regular events to keep things engaging.

FAQ

How to join the server?

You can join the server by clicking on the Discord LINK provided above and following the instructions in the server.

Is this server modded?

No, this server offers a vanilla Minecraft experience with no plugins or mods altering the core gameplay mechanics.

Are PvP and stealing allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP and stealing are allowed on the server, but the main focus is on survival and community building.

How often does the server reset?

The server resets every two months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for all players.

Enchanted Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, Enchanted, Haven

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2435
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Emeralds Found:	2682	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

My wife left me for a creeper on this server, but it’s cool because now I have more time to mine diamonds and build epic structures!

Join this server if you want to find love with a blocky mob or just want to escape the real world and live in a pixelated paradise!

We have so many mods and plugins that you’ll never get bored, plus the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join the best Minecraft server ever created – where even the pigs have PhDs in redstone engineering!

PapercraftProbs

Agenda, ANNOYED, Boyfriend, CHAPTERS, Communication, compromise, Girlfriend, inconsiderate, irritated, living together, noise, Notes, overreacting, PapercraftProbs, Printing, relationship, school papers, Slides, small studio apartment, Teacher

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Love Letters Sent:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	New Chunks Explored:	682264

Are you tired of living in a small studio apartment with your boyfriend who gets triggered by the sound of printing? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join our server and leave all your printing woes behind. No annoying boyfriends pausing shows or going outside for a smoke because of some harmless printing noise. Here, you can print to your heart’s content without any judgment!

Our server is the ultimate sanctuary for those who just want to plan their month out in peace. Say goodbye to unnecessary drama and hello to a world where printing is celebrated!

So come on, join us and experience the joy of printing without any interruptions. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect getaway from boyfriend troubles?

NoSleepMinecraftSMP

anxiety, bedtime anxiety, bedtime routine, bedtime worries, fear, insomnia, late night thoughts, Nightmares, NoSleepMinecraftSMP, overthinking, restlessness, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleep struggles, sleepless nights, sleepless nights solutions, sleepless nights tips, sleepless thoughts, stress, tossing and turning, worries

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. You’ll never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll pull next, from building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fish as weapons.

And don’t even get me started on the mods we have. They’re like wizards who can make rainbows shoot out of your butt just by typing a few commands. Trust me, you’ll never be bored with the crazy stuff they come up with.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare to have your mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!