| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 7988 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3995 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
inmine.ru:19139
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 6964 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 40 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 86792 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 1406 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 33 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 11 |
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 1473 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 5822 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 101 |
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 183 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 6730 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Votes: | 8720 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4372 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 |
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 3720 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
gurmail.icu:19132
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 2172 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 2329 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 69 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!
But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.
Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.
So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 3754 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 8893 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 3788 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Votes: | 7218 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 6977 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca
almostanarchy.ca
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 3524 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 23 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.
Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.
Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 1024 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
