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| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join us on our server and witness the epic saga of the great Chinese collapse. Will you be able to survive the chaos and build your own empire in the west? Or will you be crushed by the weight of crumbling civilizations? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive sheep regime and bring peace and funky beats to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest adventure Minecraft has ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for llama-shaped pancakes along the way!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 8556 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of watching your diamonds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Our economy is so messed up, it makes the stock market look stable. But hey, who needs stability when you’ve got chaos, am I right?
And don’t even get me started on the cover situation. It’s like a never-ending game of hide and seek, except the seeker is blindfolded and the hiders are invisible. Good luck trying to find anything in this mess!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because you’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 583 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within the pixelated forests of our server, there lies a secret dungeon guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Those who dare to challenge him must answer riddles about Minecraft memes or face being pecked to death!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Creeper Circus, where explosive performances are a daily occurrence. Watch as creepers juggle TNT blocks and perform death-defying stunts that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.
And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and even Enderman sushi. Just be careful not to anger the food vendors, or you might find yourself on the receiving end of a poisonous potato prank.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on Mori Calliope, Sesamorp Street for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join us if you want to feel like a total badass by taking down enemies without actually killing them. Maybe you’ll earn some extra EXP or avoid punishment for being too trigger happy. Plus, who doesn’t love a good challenge?
But if you’re feeling a bit more ruthless, go ahead and unleash your inner assassin by going for the lethal option. Just remember, once those enemies are down, they’re not getting back up to seek revenge.
So come on, join our server and show off your skills in both lethal and non-lethal combat. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the ultimate master of both tactics and rule the Minecraft world with an iron fist (or a gentle touch).
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us and customize your character with vitiligo, choose your pronouns, and even pick between body type A with a pussy or body type B with a dick. And don’t worry, we didn’t forget about the armpit, freckles, and pubes sliders – they’re all there too!
But wait, there’s more! We also offer a wide range of prosthetics for your character to wear, from robot arms to unicorn horns.
So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron wing. Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with a feather and a bucket of lava. Will you dare to challenge his rule and claim the throne for yourself?
So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have a good time! Just remember, in this world, the degenerate gamblers hold all the power – so place your bets wisely!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 178 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Etho himself hangs out on our server, crafting epic builds and cracking jokes. And don’t even get us started on the last crumby bread that was found in a zombie spawner dungeon – it’s practically legendary!
So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few bone-chilling surprises. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server – it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Hundreds of different commands and unique features.
Unique generation, many warps, custom armor crafts.
Responsive administration, work is being done on the server every day.
Various experience systems, clans, battle of clans.
Many types of cases, magic items.
There are many modes! Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Griefing, Survival (with free donation).
Bank, casino, lucky blocks, transformation into mobs and much, much more!
♥Our IP: play.cubewix.fun
♥Port: 19132
♥Version: Minecraft: 1.0 and higher (ALL VERSIONS)
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Our current weapon banner features the legendary Staff of Homa and A Thousand Floating Dreams, perfect for slaying dragons and building epic structures. Don’t miss out on the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses”, where you can earn sweet rewards and show off your building skills.
But that’s not all! We have daily check-in rewards that will make you feel like a Minecraft millionaire, and redeemable codes with Primogems that will make you the envy of all your friends. Plus, our server is filled with useful links to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the hidden treasure of Notch himself. Let’s dig in!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2376 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us for epic adventures filled with unexpected lag spikes that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you’ll be jumping around trying to avoid falling into lava). Our server is so slow, it’s like playing Minecraft in slow motion – but hey, who needs fast internet when you have the thrill of not knowing if you’ll survive the next server crash?
So come on, join us and embrace the chaos of our hilariously slow server. Who needs speed when you have the chance to witness a herd of sheep breakdance due to lag? Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us and experience the joy of being a virtual student, where your GPA doesn’t matter and you can attend school for free while receiving a stipend on top! No need to worry about finding a job after graduation, just focus on building your virtual campus and exploring the freedom of choosing what to do with your time.
Forget dealing with bosses, now your only concern is whether your virtual professor is lazy or incompetent. Enjoy the cozy feeling of being on campus on a cloudy day, wearing a sweater and getting ready to eat a warm virtual lunch.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP and embrace the comfiness of higher education in a virtual world where the future is bright and the possibilities are endless!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us for a round of golf like you’ve never experienced before. Hit a hole-in-one and watch as a herd of pigs stampede across the course, cheering you on. And if you manage to sink a shot from the top of a mountain, a chorus of villagers will serenade you with their best rendition of “Eye of the Enderman.”
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Golfing Golem, a giant iron creature who roams the land challenging players to a game of mini-golf. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare treasures and enchanted items.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be playing golf in the most epic way possible? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the greens and emerge victorious as the ultimate Minecraft golfer!
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 16 | Emeralds Found: | 3406 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Join us and immerse yourself in outrageous storylines and crazy adventures with other players. Want to role-play as a talking llama who’s on a mission to save the world from evil villagers? Go for it! How about a ninja turtle who’s trying to find the best pizza in all of Minecraft? The possibilities are endless!
So come on over and join us for some wacky fun and unforgettable experiences. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of Minecraft that you never knew existed!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4722 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
