Server on 1.12.2 ip: happyslug.aboba.host
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and build epic structures with us! we have a roller coaster that takes you through a nether portal and drops you into a pool of lava (don’t worry, you respawn right after)!
come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventures ever! who needs peace in Ukraine when you can have peace in our minecraft world instead? trust me, it’s way more fun!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 43 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
join us and u might even get the chance to take down a senior Hezbollah terrorist like Hassan Khalil Yassin in an intense strike on Beirut! yeah, we don’t mess around here.
so if u wanna experience the most adrenaline-pumping, heart-pounding action in Minecraft, then come on over and join us. but be warned, once u start playing on this server, u won’t be able to stop. it’s that addicting.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Server Launch Date | 2024-09-10 |
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| Community | 18+ |
| Features | Chest locking plugin, invisible item frames, player and mob heads, Deathchest, Vein-miner, /home, Shops with custom economy, anti-xray, Server on 24/7, custom armor stand, miniblocs |
Join us on discord: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is there an age requirement to join the server? | Yes, the community is 18+. |
| What are some of the unique features on the server? | Chest locking plugin, invisible item frames, player and mob heads, Deathchest, Vein-miner, /home, Shops with custom economy, anti-xray, custom armor stand, miniblocs. |
| Is the server online 24/7? | Yes, the server is available 24/7 for players to enjoy. |
| How can I join the community on discord? | Click on the provided link to join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz |
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
On our server, you can build your dream castle while also debating whether a chocolate croissant is truly a croissant or not. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep-seated pastry preferences that lead to epic battles between players.
So come join us and let’s settle the age-old debate of what constitutes a croissant once and for all! And remember, on our server, facts are just as important as diamonds.
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 85 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1288 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
But beware, just like Dave’s lies caught up to him, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know when someone will call you out for your fake diamond armor or accuse you of pretending to be a pro builder.
So come on in and experience the drama, the chaos, and the hilarity that only our server can offer. Just remember, if you start faking your skills, be prepared to face the consequences like Uncle Dave did at grandma’s birthday party. See you in the game!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us for a day filled with epic battles against giant chickens, building roller coasters that go through lava pits, and trying to survive the wrath of the infamous “Troll King” who will prank you at every turn.
Forget about peaceful farming and trading, on our server you’ll be dodging explosive sheep, racing against flying pigs, and trying to outbuild a group of mischievous leprechauns.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride and want to experience Minecraft like never before, join our SMP today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground disco party where the mobs go to let loose after a hard day of terrorizing players.
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Ores Mined: | 4923 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while also trying to survive against a horde of zombie chickens (yes, you read that right). But be careful, because these chickens are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for blood and will stop at nothing to take you down.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every time you die in the game, you have to do a ridiculous dance in real life and post it in our Discord server for everyone to see. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see just how crazy things can get when you mix Minecraft with a healthy dose of insanity. Just remember to watch out for those zombie chickens – they’re not to be messed with.
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 19 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 101 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Magic Items Found: | 8545 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Features |
|---|
| Land claiming to keep your house safe |
| Shops powered by a diamond economy |
| Regular events for the community |
| Warp stones for teleportation |
| Bucketable entities for convenience |
| Crafting tweaks for enhanced gameplay |
Join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I keep my house safe? | We have a land claiming feature that allows you to protect your property. |
| How does the diamond economy work? | You can use diamonds as currency in our server’s shops. |
| Are there regular events? | Yes, we host events for the community to participate in. |
| Can I teleport back home easily? | Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back to your home location. |
| What are bucketable entities? | Entities that can be picked up in a bucket to make gameplay more convenient. |
| How are crafting tweaks implemented? | We have made several adjustments to crafting recipes to enhance the gameplay experience. |
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 38 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 57 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us and in just 5 weeks, you’ll be a Minecraft master, building castles taller than the Eiffel Tower and riding on dragons that shoot rainbows out of their nostrils. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your pants (but don’t worry, we have virtual bathrooms for that).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of unlimited diamonds. Are you brave enough to take on the Chicken of Doom?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 19 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
