Server on 1.12.2 ip: happyslug.aboba.host
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9044 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with villagers who spoke in memes. They traded rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes for jokes and puns. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to secret dungeons filled with loot beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that one player found a chest filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted gear so powerful, they became unstoppable in PvP battles. Will you be the next lucky adventurer to uncover these hidden treasures?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a journey full of laughter, surprises, and maybe a little bit of chaos. Who knows what you’ll discover in this wacky world of blocky wonders!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3401 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 94 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Our server is filled with wacky and zany players who will stop at nothing to prank, troll, and sabotage each other. From building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of TNT to creating elaborate traps that will make you question your sanity, there is never a dull moment on our server.
But beware, this is not for the faint of heart. You will need to have nerves of steel and a sense of humor to survive the madness that awaits you. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the chaos and come out on top, then join us and see if you can become the ultimate champion of this sucker’s rally!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 3775 |
| Farms Harvested: | 139 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Imagine this: you log onto the server and immediately get thrown into a whirlwind of Neo-Nazi stances, race-mixing debates, and a mentally unwell brother who refuses to even acknowledge your existence. Will you be able to survive the drama and still build the best Minecraft castle?
But wait, there’s more! Witness the ultimate showdown as you watch a heated argument unfold over watching a movie in the living room. Will you stand your ground like a boss or hide in your room like a scaredy-cat?
So, why join our server? Because where else can you experience such outrageous storylines and crazy characters all while trying to mine for diamonds? Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 1713 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us for epic quests, build your own castle, and battle mythical creatures – all while avoiding gold diggers like Mark!
Our server is a safe haven where you can pay the bills with virtual diamonds and never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend mooching off your hard-earned loot.
So come on over and let’s build a world where real men pay the bills and greedy assholes get kicked out faster than you can say “block party!” Trust us, you won’t find any drama like this on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3814 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 129 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
But that’s not all! On our server, every player is assigned a pet dragon that can fly you to the ends of the Minecraft world and back in the blink of an eye. Want to impress your friends with your majestic dragon mount? Join our server and become the envy of all your fellow players.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every player on our server has the ability to summon a herd of dancing chickens whenever they want. Need a little pick-me-up after a tough day of mining? Just summon some dancing chickens and watch as they boogie down to the beat of your favorite Minecraft tunes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Crops Grown: | 5551 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Nexvill is a unique Minecraft server where everyone will find something for themselves! Immerse yourself in the exciting world of PvP battles, complete exciting quests and conquer the King of the Hill! Create strong alliances and celebrate important events, such as weddings, with friends. Here you will find a variety of activities, interesting events and a friendly community. Join Nexvill and discover new horizons in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Server Name | HexArchon |
|---|---|
| Overview | Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique gameplay features |
| Links | Server Trailer Discord Server Wiki |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is HexArchon? | HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique gameplay features such as Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more. |
| What are the values of HexArchon? | |
| What are the gameplay mechanics in HexArchon? | Gameplay mechanics include Custom Mobs, Custom Items, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Quests, Abilities, Stats, Auto Farms, Furniture, Player Shops, and more. |
| What technical specifications does the server have? | The server runs on dedicated hardware with AMD Ryzen 9 7950X CPU, 64GB RAM, 2TB NVME SSD storage, and is hosted on the US East Coast for zero-lag gameplay. |
| How can I join HexArchon? | Join the server at play.hexarchon.net. It also supports Bedrock (Port 19132) with experimental features. |
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Our server is filled with unique characters, like the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but melons, or the one who insists on wearing a pumpkin on their head at all times. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next!
But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that there’s a stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of angry wolves. Will you be brave enough to claim it for yourself?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of chimping out. Just remember to watch out for those talking fish!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us and experience the thrill of gaming with your kid, while also driving your ex crazy with jealousy. Who knew virtual block-building could cause so much drama? But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?
With our server, you can show off all your wins to your ex and watch her eyes roll in annoyance. And don’t worry about the amount of time your child spends gaming – we fully support family bonding through Minecraft!
So come on, join us and let the games begin. Who knows, maybe your ex will eventually come around and join in on the fun too. But until then, let the gaming and the drama unfold on our server!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 13 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. We promise no voice messages allowed, only quick and easy communication for all your gaming needs.
Just like our player who runs two businesses and has a child, we understand the value of offline time with family and friends. But unlike her friend who sends endless voice messages about their dating life, we keep it short and sweet.
So come on over to our server where setting boundaries is not only okay, it’s encouraged! Who needs drama when you can have fun building and exploring with like-minded players? Don’t be the voice message sender of the group, be the hero of the game!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 27 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us if you want to test your skills by battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing tournaments where the stakes are high and the llamas are faster than lightning.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. Can you defeat the Ender Llama and claim the carrots for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let go of all your boring old Minecraft servers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us for a truly immersive experience where communication is key and social skills are a must. Forget about texting your friends, on our server you’ll have to physically walk over to them and have a conversation. And don’t even get us started on dating – no more swiping left or right, you’ll have to actually ask someone out in person!
But that’s not all – on our server, we have banned all forms of technology, so you won’t find any redstone contraptions or automated farms here. You’ll have to do everything manually, just like in the good old days. So come join us for a blast from the past and experience a world without smartphones on our server!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5266 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
