Server on 1.12.2 ip: happyslug.aboba.host
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
On our server, you can build your dream castle while also debating whether a chocolate croissant is truly a croissant or not. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep-seated pastry preferences that lead to epic battles between players.
So come join us and let’s settle the age-old debate of what constitutes a croissant once and for all! And remember, on our server, facts are just as important as diamonds.
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 893208 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
But beware, just like Dave’s lies caught up to him, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know when someone will call you out for your fake diamond armor or accuse you of pretending to be a pro builder.
So come on in and experience the drama, the chaos, and the hilarity that only our server can offer. Just remember, if you start faking your skills, be prepared to face the consequences like Uncle Dave did at grandma’s birthday party. See you in the game!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join us for a day filled with epic battles against giant chickens, building roller coasters that go through lava pits, and trying to survive the wrath of the infamous “Troll King” who will prank you at every turn.
Forget about peaceful farming and trading, on our server you’ll be dodging explosive sheep, racing against flying pigs, and trying to outbuild a group of mischievous leprechauns.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride and want to experience Minecraft like never before, join our SMP today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground disco party where the mobs go to let loose after a hard day of terrorizing players.
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while also trying to survive against a horde of zombie chickens (yes, you read that right). But be careful, because these chickens are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for blood and will stop at nothing to take you down.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every time you die in the game, you have to do a ridiculous dance in real life and post it in our Discord server for everyone to see. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see just how crazy things can get when you mix Minecraft with a healthy dose of insanity. Just remember to watch out for those zombie chickens – they’re not to be messed with.
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 29 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7936 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 156 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Features |
|---|
| Land claiming to keep your house safe |
| Shops powered by a diamond economy |
| Regular events for the community |
| Warp stones for teleportation |
| Bucketable entities for convenience |
| Crafting tweaks for enhanced gameplay |
Join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I keep my house safe? | We have a land claiming feature that allows you to protect your property. |
| How does the diamond economy work? | You can use diamonds as currency in our server’s shops. |
| Are there regular events? | Yes, we host events for the community to participate in. |
| Can I teleport back home easily? | Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back to your home location. |
| What are bucketable entities? | Entities that can be picked up in a bucket to make gameplay more convenient. |
| How are crafting tweaks implemented? | We have made several adjustments to crafting recipes to enhance the gameplay experience. |
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 181 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us and in just 5 weeks, you’ll be a Minecraft master, building castles taller than the Eiffel Tower and riding on dragons that shoot rainbows out of their nostrils. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your pants (but don’t worry, we have virtual bathrooms for that).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of unlimited diamonds. Are you brave enough to take on the Chicken of Doom?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Imagine logging in to find your partner has built a shopping mall in your Minecraft world, spending virtual diamonds like there’s no tomorrow. Will you cancel their building privileges or let them run wild with their virtual credit card?
Become the primary provider of resources in our server, just like this player is in their relationship. Will you be able to balance your budget and keep your virtual family fed and clothed, or will you fall victim to overspending like our poor friend here?
Join us for a server full of surprises, drama, and maybe even a few virtual therapy sessions. Who needs real-life problems when you have Minecraft drama to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 39 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.
But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).
So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join our server if your personal hell is being stuck in a world where creepers are replaced with exploding chickens and every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while being chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. And if you make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows!
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to laugh your way through a world of pure chaos and hilarity!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 8 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 155 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
