Server on 1.12.2 ip: happyslug.aboba.host
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 22 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3399 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 120 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and build epic structures with us! we have a roller coaster that takes you through a nether portal and drops you into a pool of lava (don’t worry, you respawn right after)!
come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventures ever! who needs peace in Ukraine when you can have peace in our minecraft world instead? trust me, it’s way more fun!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 167 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
join us and u might even get the chance to take down a senior Hezbollah terrorist like Hassan Khalil Yassin in an intense strike on Beirut! yeah, we don’t mess around here.
so if u wanna experience the most adrenaline-pumping, heart-pounding action in Minecraft, then come on over and join us. but be warned, once u start playing on this server, u won’t be able to stop. it’s that addicting.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7845 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 491 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 637679 | Mines Excavated: | 1235 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 575 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Server Launch Date | 2024-09-10 |
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| Community | 18+ |
| Features | Chest locking plugin, invisible item frames, player and mob heads, Deathchest, Vein-miner, /home, Shops with custom economy, anti-xray, Server on 24/7, custom armor stand, miniblocs |
Join us on discord: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is there an age requirement to join the server? | Yes, the community is 18+. |
| What are some of the unique features on the server? | Chest locking plugin, invisible item frames, player and mob heads, Deathchest, Vein-miner, /home, Shops with custom economy, anti-xray, custom armor stand, miniblocs. |
| Is the server online 24/7? | Yes, the server is available 24/7 for players to enjoy. |
| How can I join the community on discord? | Click on the provided link to join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz |
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 26 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8287 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 25 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
On our server, you can build your dream castle while also debating whether a chocolate croissant is truly a croissant or not. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep-seated pastry preferences that lead to epic battles between players.
So come join us and let’s settle the age-old debate of what constitutes a croissant once and for all! And remember, on our server, facts are just as important as diamonds.
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6191 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
But beware, just like Dave’s lies caught up to him, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know when someone will call you out for your fake diamond armor or accuse you of pretending to be a pro builder.
So come on in and experience the drama, the chaos, and the hilarity that only our server can offer. Just remember, if you start faking your skills, be prepared to face the consequences like Uncle Dave did at grandma’s birthday party. See you in the game!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 143 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 519 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us for a day filled with epic battles against giant chickens, building roller coasters that go through lava pits, and trying to survive the wrath of the infamous “Troll King” who will prank you at every turn.
Forget about peaceful farming and trading, on our server you’ll be dodging explosive sheep, racing against flying pigs, and trying to outbuild a group of mischievous leprechauns.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride and want to experience Minecraft like never before, join our SMP today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground disco party where the mobs go to let loose after a hard day of terrorizing players.
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while also trying to survive against a horde of zombie chickens (yes, you read that right). But be careful, because these chickens are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for blood and will stop at nothing to take you down.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every time you die in the game, you have to do a ridiculous dance in real life and post it in our Discord server for everyone to see. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see just how crazy things can get when you mix Minecraft with a healthy dose of insanity. Just remember to watch out for those zombie chickens – they’re not to be messed with.
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 40 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 2952 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Features |
|---|
| Land claiming to keep your house safe |
| Shops powered by a diamond economy |
| Regular events for the community |
| Warp stones for teleportation |
| Bucketable entities for convenience |
| Crafting tweaks for enhanced gameplay |
Join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I keep my house safe? | We have a land claiming feature that allows you to protect your property. |
| How does the diamond economy work? | You can use diamonds as currency in our server’s shops. |
| Are there regular events? | Yes, we host events for the community to participate in. |
| Can I teleport back home easily? | Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back to your home location. |
| What are bucketable entities? | Entities that can be picked up in a bucket to make gameplay more convenient. |
| How are crafting tweaks implemented? | We have made several adjustments to crafting recipes to enhance the gameplay experience. |
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join us and in just 5 weeks, you’ll be a Minecraft master, building castles taller than the Eiffel Tower and riding on dragons that shoot rainbows out of their nostrils. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your pants (but don’t worry, we have virtual bathrooms for that).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of unlimited diamonds. Are you brave enough to take on the Chicken of Doom?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 266 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
