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IP: 146.103.38.25
Port: 19190
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 121 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to give you the power of flight and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep at will.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with laser beams. That’s right, laser beam llamas.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community around. And remember, on our server, we don’t ban players – we simply send them to the Nether realm to mine for diamonds for all eternity. Cheers!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories. From building giant phallic structures to starting wars over who stole whose diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on the Housewife’s Bull Edition SMP.
But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players must dress up as their favorite senran character and participate in a battle royale to see who will be crowned the ultimate shinobi. Trust us, things get heated (literally, because we set the arena on fire).
So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to lose all sense of sanity and dignity along the way. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 4244 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen twerking to dubstep music. Only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter and claim the treasure for themselves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Missouri slut herself, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank and troll. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat her in a dance-off, she’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So come join us on the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decision-making and absurd situations. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to get caught up in a scandalous plot twist! So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos of our unpredictable server. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of blocky adventures!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 75 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to recite the pledge of allegiance every morning, because let’s be real, who even knows all the words anyway? Just focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers!
Forget clapping in theatres for capeshit, on our server, you’ll be applauded every time you mine a diamond or defeat the Ender Dragon. Who needs superhero movies when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft world?
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 649069 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 12 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 23 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP tournaments, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a fire-breathing beast into battle?
But that’s not all! We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a talking chicken who will give you quests to complete for fabulous rewards. And did we mention the disco party every Friday night in the Nether? Get your dancing shoes on because it’s lit!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Up or down? Who cares when you can go sideways!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5141 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army. These fearless warriors ride into battle on the backs of giant pigs, wielding diamond swords and wearing nothing but leather armor. They are a sight to behold and will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies. Join our server and become a part of this epic army!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – rainbow ore! This magical ore can only be found in our server and is said to grant the player incredible powers. Rumor has it that anyone who mines this ore will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and emeralds for the rest of their days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, no auto attacking allowed – we like to keep things interesting around here!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry wolves while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our friendly community will always have your back…unless they decide to prank you by filling your house with chickens.
But wait, there’s more! We have legendary treasure hidden in secret locations that only the bravest adventurers can find. Just be careful, because rumor has it that a creeper with a vendetta is guarding the biggest loot of them all.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember, “I’m gonna hurt you” is just a friendly warning from our resident prankster, not a threat…probably.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8845 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
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| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 179 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 163 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 42 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest and most sought-after block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Diamond-Encrusted Bacon Block! Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a Creeper who just wants to be friends. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
