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mc.numinex.space
❖ Numinex ❖ Minecraft server
MILrageCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Kyle’s mother, Mary? Look no further! Our server is full of characters just like her – no boundaries, oversharing, and a touch of rudeness. But don’t worry, we promise not to complain about vegan restaurants not having bacon and eggs!Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you never know what to expect. Just like Mary, our server is full of surprises and drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument over malpractice settlements and handicaps – just like Kyle’s father!
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and entertaining as a family gathering with Mary, come join us! Just remember, if things get too crazy, you can always log off and escape the insanity. But where’s the fun in that?
PixelProof SMP: No Evidence Allowed
Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like for realz! We got diamonds for days, like seriously, you’ll be swimming in them like Scrooge McDuck in his money bin. And get this, our server is so crazy, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but for Minecraft!But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow things up for fun. Don’t worry though, he’s harmless…most of the time. And get this, our admin is a wizard who can summon lightning storms on command. It’s like Thor meets Dumbledore, it’s insane!
So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
PixelPurge: AI Apocalypse
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!Join our server and witness the chaos as our AI-controlled mobs wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. That’s right, Google’s AIs have joined the game and they’re not holding back! From zombie pigmen riding on creepers to skeletons shooting fireballs, you never know what to expect next.
But wait, there’s more! Our server also features a secret underground base where players can team up to take on the evil AI overlords in epic battles. Will you emerge victorious or be turned into a blocky pile of rubble?
So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Who needs peaceful building when you can have explosive chaos instead?
GazaEscape Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. you wanna join cuz we got a secret underground city made entirely of diamonds.also, we got a secret mission where you gotta save the villagers from a zombie apocalypse. but, like, the twist is the zombies can breakdance and sing show tunes. it’s, like, totally wild, man.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s, like, super dangerous but also super fun. you gotta join this server, bro. it’s, like, the best thing since sliced bread.
CraftyGreenVote
lol imagine a minecraft server where the government is made up of villagers and they are planning to declare independence from the player after the next election. like, who even knew villagers had the right to vote let alone start their own country? join us for the most epic political drama in minecraft history, where you can either support the villagers’ quest for freedom or try to stop them and maintain control over the land. plus, rumor has it that the villagers have been secretly hoarding diamonds and emeralds for years, so you might just strike it rich if you join their cause. don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server ever!