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mc.numinex.space
❖ Numinex ❖ Minecraft server
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CraftyManager8AM
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where waking up the apartment manager at 8am is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Join us for a wild ride of accidentally leaving your keys in your unit and calling the on-site manager three times in 30 minutes.Experience the thrill of waiting 50 minutes for the manager to finally come out, all while being scolded for “calling too much” when he never even responded. But don’t worry, our server is filled with outrageous excuses and tone-deaf responses that will leave you in stitches.
And if you’re lucky, you might even get to interact with the real apartment manager who just got up, took a shower, and is now ready to open your apartment door. Who needs emergency contact hours when you have this level of chaos and confusion?
So come join our Minecraft server for a truly unique and absurd experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, the key to success is to always leave your keys behind and make sure to wake up the apartment manager at the crack of dawn!
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Skill4MinecraftSMP: Empathy!
Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, you gotta join bro. The reason? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, there’s this dude on the server who can literally fly like a bird, I’m not even kidding bro. He’s like a Minecraft superhero or something. And then there’s this other guy who can turn diamonds into cheese, like what even is that? It’s wild bro, you gotta see it to believe it. Oh, and did I mention there’s a secret underground disco party every Friday night? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So yeah, if you wanna be part of this crazy world of madness and mayhem, you gotta join this server bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
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CraftyMinecrafters
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers!Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds! Our server is so amazing that even Steve himself is jealous of all the cool features we offer.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll instantly become a Minecraft pro with the ability to build a castle in under 5 minutes. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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CraftyUkrDefenseServer: $1.5B Funding
so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, bro. we got like, $1.5 billion in funding for arms production. ukraine’s defense sector ain’t got nothin’ on us, we’re like the big shots in the minecraft world.join our server and you’ll be rollin’ in diamonds and emeralds faster than you can say “creeper”. we got all the coolest weapons and armor, you’ll be unstoppable in pvp battles.
plus, we got this crazy story about how our founder once defeated the ender dragon with just a wooden sword and a block of dirt. true story, bro. if you wanna be a legend like him, you gotta join our server.
so come on, what are you waitin’ for? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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KimJongCraft: AmmoWars
come join our epic minecraft server where we have north koreans as our disciplined players armed with high-quality ammo straight from ukraine!!! they will protect you from creepers and zombies with their expert shooting skills and military tactics. you won’t find a more badass group of players anywhere else in the minecraft universe. plus, they have some insane stories to tell about their adventures in the server, like the time they built a giant statue of kim jong-un out of diamonds or when they raided an enemy base using only pickaxes. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, you won’t regret it!!!