No wipes, 1 life (hardcore), only 9 inventory slots, vanilla world! Cheats are prohibited!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
On our server, you can create your own Brexit negotiations with other players – will you trade diamonds for emeralds or declare war over a piece of land? The possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any looming Brexit disasters. Stock up on supplies and prepare for the worst while enjoying some quality Minecraft gameplay.
So why wait? Join LolBrexit today and leave all your real-life worries behind as you embark on a hilarious and ridiculous adventure in our virtual world.
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
But that’s not all! Dive into the world of Minecraft with Fujikura Uruka the Redstone Wizard, Shisui Michiru the Enchanting Enchantress, and Tenma Maemi the Mining Maestro. And don’t forget about Pipkin Pippa, the Potato Princess who rules over her spud kingdom with an iron fist!
If that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining forces with Kaneko Lumi the Llama Lord, Dizzy Dokuro the Zombie Slayer, and Jelly Hoshiumi the Slime Queen? And who can resist the fiery charm of Ember Amane, the Blaze Babe who lights up the night sky with her fiery personality?
But wait, there’s more! Rub shoulders with Remilia Nephys the Redstone Rebel, Chisaka Airi the Ender Dragon Tamer, and Amanogawa Shiina the Skyblock Samurai. And if you’re lucky, you might even meet Himemiya Rie the Rabbit Whisperer, Erina Makina the Enderman Empress, and Komachi Panko the Chicken Chaser!
But that’s not all folks! Join forces with Runie Ruse the Ravager Rider, Eimi Isami the Endermite Exterminator, and Muu Muyu the Mob Magnet. And don’t forget about Hikanari Hina the Horse Whisperer and Saya Sairroxs the Skeleton Slaying Sorceress!
And if that’s not enough, team up with Kannagi Loki the Llama Lover, Kokoromo Memory the Creeper Cuddler, and Gram Pico the Ghast Whisperer. And don’t miss out on Ayase Yuu the Enderman Enthusiast and Kaminari Clara the Creeper Charmer!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s gonna be more fun than a pig in a mud bath!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
1. Our server is like Final Fantasy VI on steroids. You’ll be battling dragons, saving princesses, and casting spells like never before.
2. Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age has nothing on us. Our server has a unique Zodiac system where your Minecraft character’s fate is determined by the stars.
3. Are you a fan of Blitzball in Final Fantasy X? Well, get ready for Blitzblock, our version of the underwater sport but with exploding squids!
4. Final Fantasy VIIR may have Cloud and Sephiroth, but our server has Steve and Herobrine in an epic battle for the ages.
5. Want to experience Final Fantasy VIIR-2 before it’s even released? Join our server and get a sneak peek at the upcoming game.
6. Final Fantasy V is known for its job system, but on our server, you can be a professional llama tamer or a professional potato farmer.
7. Final Fantasy VII is all about saving the world from Shinra, but on our server, you’ll be saving the world from an army of evil chickens.
8. Final Fantasy XVI may not be out yet, but on our server, you can experience the game before it’s even announced. Talk about exclusive access!
9. Final Fantasy VIII’s love story between Squall and Rinoa is nothing compared to the love story between our server’s two resident creepers, Bob and Sally.
10. Final Fantasy IV is a classic, but on our server, you’ll be fighting against an army of killer bunnies led by a giant carrot boss. Trust me, it’s epic.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
vanilla server where you can relax and just play
we have custom generation
good admin
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that we have flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that fart rainbows. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles where players ride giant chickens into battle while wearing banana suits. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality, then come join us at…uh, that one server with the working mirrorskino. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and participating in epic cake-eating contests. Our server is also home to the rarest mob of all – the Disco Sheep, who will boogie down with you whenever you need a dance break.
But beware, our server is guarded by a team of fearless warrior bunnies who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. So come on over and join the madness – we promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4574 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Andy and Leyley were the original creators of this server, but they mysteriously disappeared, leaving behind a trail of epic loot and hidden secrets. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind their disappearance? Or will you just build a giant statue of a potato in their honor? The choice is yours!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy guides, major spoilers, and achievements that will make your head spin. Want to know the best routes and subroutes? We got you covered. Need help finding all the stars? We have a guide for that too. And if you ever get stuck, just check out our complete Episode 2 walkthrough for all the tips and tricks you need.
Oh, and did we mention the upcoming chapter called Decay? Chapter 3A and 4 are confirmed to be DECAY. It’s going to be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane gameplay and story transitions that will leave you questioning your sanity.
So what are you waiting for? Join us at /calg/ and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of Andy and Leyley, or you might just end up building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing Moogles appear out of nowhere, offering you a treasure trove of goodies. Or how about attending an in-game Halloween party where the mobs are dressed up as Fall Guys characters? And don’t even get us started on the meetups – from shared FATE meetups with Marilith to Golem Alts Meetup at the Goblet, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a secret underground rave party hosted by Endermen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 | Magical Moments Shared: | 16 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Have you ever had someone steal your Minecraft crush right from under your pixelated nose? Well, now is your chance to get revenge and steal someone else’s virtual bae! Our server is the perfect place to plot, scheme, and maybe even find true love (or at least a good trolling opportunity).
From secret rendezvous in hidden caves to epic battles over who gets to date the Ender Dragon, our community is always buzzing with excitement. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of /FurNTR/ Minecraft edition!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 78 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 42 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
