Well-developed economy, decent anti-cheat, responsive administration and not a stupid donation!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Complete quests like finding the legendary golden carrot or building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden dimension where you can meet a talking llama who will give you magical powers if you can beat him in a dance-off. And don’t forget about our weekly “Turtle Racing” competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who knows what crazy objectives you’ll meet next!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging flying llamas and riding pigs into battle. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group sing-along with creepers as backup dancers.
And let’s not forget about our legendary Cock and Dick/Penis thread. It’s like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you’ll find hilarious memes and questionable jokes. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, come join us in this Thailand-sized adventure!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 98 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: a group of players riding on pigs armed with carrots, charging into battle against a horde of evil skeletons. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own civilization. They have their own laws, their own currency (emeralds, of course), and even their own version of reality TV. You won’t believe the drama that goes down in Villager Village.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who needs real-world politics when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! We have a secret dimension where you can ride pineapples, a pathway that leads beyond the way to insanity, and a fiery and icy adventure that will leave you breathless.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a Takotori MC event where you can battle it out with chickens, a Myth Reunion that will blow your mind, and a Mirage 3D Anniversary Live that will make you question reality itself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a Hololive Stage World Tour, where you can witness the most epic performances from your favorite virtual idols. Plus, we have merch that will make you the envy of all your friends.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Crops Grown: | 9792 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of Japanese Vtubers, each with their own unique powers and abilities. From Aogiri Highschool to VPI Cafe, you never know who you might run into on our server. Will you befriend the mysterious Dot Live or challenge the mighty Hololive to a duel? The possibilities are endless!
So why wait? Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and become a legend in the world of virtual reality! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden secrets of 2434 or stumble upon the legendary Idolm@ster vα-liv. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
CobblePunk is a Cobblemon based server! what makes us unique is we encourage users to stick to a steampunk/solarpunk theme with their buildings!
we also have flying ships, create and more to enjoy!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 11 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay diamond eggs. That’s right, DIAMOND EGGS! Imagine the possibilities of having a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting to be hatched.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether, where the lava is made of hot sauce and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just another day on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember, when you see that bullet with your name on it, duck and cover!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of cake, and have dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Our server is so crazy that even the skeletons have started a boy band!
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies with laser eyes. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the loot for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
2b2t Oceania – Oceania-based anarchy for those interested in a 2b2t alternative that is focused around Australia and surrounding countries! Minimal admin intervention and a dedicated community.
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 394 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕍𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕒 𝕆𝕟𝕖𝔹𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕜 𝔹𝕠𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕤 Realistic Vanilla Survival with Elements of Natural Phenomena. Also has a OneBlock mode.
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine busting out some killer dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet charging into battle.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen are always up for a good time. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, who has a habit of photobombing unsuspecting players during their epic boss battles.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs the right when you can have a whole lot of fun on our server!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 797732 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
BareVanilla Anarchy
Welcome to BareVanilla Anarchy, a true Minecraft Vanilla experience! Embrace the chaos with no rules except for one: no hacking allowed. Grief, raid, and form alliances as you explore a world where anything goes. Join us for an unfiltered survival experience!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 27 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
