Well-developed economy, decent anti-cheat, responsive administration and not a stupid donation!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us for a wild ride where the only tax you’ll have to worry about is the tax on your creativity. Build towering castles, explore vast landscapes, and make friends with llamas who will never judge you for your questionable building choices.
Forget about healthcare, here you can respawn as many times as you want without any pesky medical bills. And as for gender equality, well, let’s just say our cows don’t care what gender you identify as when you’re trying to milk them.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Join us now and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Our server is like a magical land where unicorns frolic and diamonds fall from the sky. We have secret caves filled with treasure, enchanted forests with talking animals, and a volcano that shoots out lava cookies (yes, you read that right).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron wing. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s cheating).
So why waste your time exploring boring old countries when you could be living it up in our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world? Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 22 | Farms Harvested: | 972 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Tokoyami Towa’s 3D model is actually a secret code that unlocks hidden treasures in the game. Find the model, crack the code, and claim your rewards!
Plus, our server is filled with wacky events like Tokyo Online Party 2024 Autumn 3on3 with Tachikawa and Daigo, SCARZ CUP Apex Legends vol.4 with Crylix and Arisaka, and even Oogiri Derby where anything goes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Tokoyami Towa’s mysterious powers and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself! From zombie dance parties to skeleton stand-up comedy shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is planning a surprise appearance for our next livestream. Don’t miss out on the action – join now and become the ultimate pickmetuber in the Minecraft universe!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Picture this: a world where pigs ride on top of creepers, diamonds rain from the sky, and every tree is made of cake. Our server is like no other, with events like “TNT Tuesdays” and “Ender Dragon Dance Parties” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.
But the real reason you should join? Our community is full of lovable weirdos just like you, who will welcome you with open arms and a bucket of lava (don’t worry, it’s a sign of affection). So come on in and join the madness – just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 218 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Embark on the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” and witness the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history. Daily check-in rewards are waiting for you, so don’t miss out on the chance to claim your loot!
But that’s not all – we have redeemable codes with Primogems that will make your jaw drop. Just imagine all the epic gear you can get with those bad boys. And if you need any help or tips, our useful links section has everything you need to dominate the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and let’s make Minecraft history together!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join our server for a chance to win the prestigious Orange Card GOOD Edition! It’s rarer than a diamond block in a desert biome!
Our server is so epic, it’s like the GOTY CCG of Minecraft servers. Build your deck with 12 card singletons and battle it out in 3 lanes. Win 2 lanes and you’ll be rolling in cosmic cubes faster than you can say “Ender Dragon”.
Unlock card series in a totally random order, because who needs logic in Minecraft anyway? Upgrade every card to green rarity ASAP and watch your Collection Level skyrocket faster than Steve running from a horde of zombies.
But wait, there’s more! Snap once per match to double the stakes and send your opponents crying back to their dirt huts. And if you’re lucky, you might even reveal your cards first and blind your enemies with your glowing portrait.
Join our server now and become part of the official /snap/ Alliances like [VGS] /snap/ and [VGS] /snap/’s Step Sister. The only requirement? Be as active as a charged creeper on a mission.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start crafting your way to victory! Just remember, watch out for those sneaky bots – they’re more dangerous than a pack of angry wolves on a full moon night!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
But beware, we have a strict “no normies” policy. That’s right, if you’re a furry faggot or just into general gay shit, this server is not for you. Only the most autistic, friendless losers, and shut-ins are welcome here. So come join us for some epic adventures and make some new robot friends along the way!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
