| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 240 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us on this wild ride through time as we transport you back to the Cretaceous period. That’s right, you’ll be building and surviving among dinosaurs! Don’t worry, they’re friendly…mostly.
But that’s not all! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a T-Rex, tame a pterodactyl to fly around the map, and even battle it out in epic dino battles.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our monthly events. Last month, we had a meteor shower that rained down rare ores and materials. Who knows what crazy event we’ll come up with next!
So what are you waiting for? Join Cretaceous Place today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those sneaky velociraptors…they’re always up to no good.
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
In our server, you can join Section Nine, our special police unit dedicated to investigating baffling or high-profile crimes in the Minecraft world. Use “The LOL System” to uncover the most ridiculous moments from your gameplay and share them with your fellow players.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this highly regarded – and greatly feared – Minecraft SMP. Join us now for a laugh-out-loud experience like no other!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the only life philosophy is to have a laugh and not take things too seriously. We’ve got players who will challenge you to build the craziest structures, embark on epic quests, and maybe even engage in some friendly trolling.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have seen it swear it’s real and will stop at nothing to find it.
So, if you’re ready to join a Minecraft server that will have you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt, then come on over and join us. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you on our server? Just remember, in this world, the only life philosophy is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 108 | New Chunks Explored: | 52748 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of friendly llamas wearing top hats and monocles. These dapper llamas led the player on a wild adventure through fields of rainbow sheep and forests made entirely of candy canes. Along the way, they encountered a talking chicken who taught them how to fly using nothing but a feather and a dream.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig so rare and precious that its farts smell like freshly baked cookies. And if you’re lucky enough to find the Diamond Pig, it will grant you three wishes, no questions asked.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world of pure happiness and ridiculousness like never before! Who needs boring old reality when you can have llamas in top hats and flying chickens? Happiness awaits you, my friend.
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us for a wild ride as we unleash chaos upon the Minecraft world. Creepers that explode into rainbow confetti, chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has taken up knitting as a hobby and will challenge players to a knitting contest instead of a battle.
So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and where you never know what crazy adventure awaits you around the corner, then come join us! Just be prepared for things to go horribly wrong in the most hilarious way possible.
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join our server and watch as your grandparents build epic structures, fight off creepers, and maybe even start their own virtual knitting club. And for those worried about their parents moving in, fear not! We have a virtual daycare where they can spend their days mining for diamonds and taming wolves.
So why wait? Join now and give your elderly family members a new lease on life in our wacky Minecraft retirement community!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. Want to build a giant toilet-shaped house? Go for it! We encourage creativity in all its wacky forms.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-encrusted bacon somewhere in the world.
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this madcap world we’ve created.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and a community that never sleeps (literally, we have players from all time zones)! We’ve got players who have been collaborating for over a year and still haven’t run out of ideas – that’s dedication, folks.
Forget about myth and council, they couldn’t handle our level of craziness. We’ve got secret underground bases, giant chicken statues, and a rivalry between two players that started over a potato (true story).
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
”’Explore our insane world!”’
Join our Minecraft SMP and explore our insane world filled with floating islands, talking animals, and secret underground lairs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a group of dancing zombies. Will you be brave enough to find it?
”’Join for the epic events!”’
Every week, we host epic events that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. From parkour races on top of a volcano to PvP battles in a giant maze, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, the winner of each event gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples! Who wouldn’t want that?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
LDShadowLady, also known as Lizzie, is a popular British YouTuber known for her gaming content, primarily focusing on Minecraft. With over 6 million subscribers on her channel, LDShadowLady is known for her quirky and entertaining commentary, as well as her unique and creative approach to gaming. She is also a member of the gaming group The Pixel Pact. Off camera, LDShadowLady is an animal lover and frequently showcases her pets on her social media platforms.
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7527 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
