[ВХОД НЕ ДЛЯ МАЛЬЧИКОВ, ТОЛЬКО ДЛЯ ДЕВОЧЕК 18+] Minecraft server

Lasergurkenland

32gb ram, 5 year old world, Anarchy, big farms, Domain, Empty, free, Hosted, i7-6700HQ, Large farms, Lasergurkenland, latest java version, No Lag, No Rules, Private, Public, pure vanilla, TerraByte, Updating, vanilla minecraft, Zillyhuhn

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Star Shards Collected:	221	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Void Gems Collected:	21	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Animals Bred:	188	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Lasergurkenland Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Public pure vanilla server without rules
World Reset	Not reset since launch in 2020
World Size	2 terabyte
Rules	No rules at all
Server Specs	i7-6700HQ (8) @ 3.500GHz, 32GB of RAM
Access	lgl.zillyhuhn.com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, there are no rules against griefing
Can players create their own factions or groups?	Players are free to create their own factions or groups
Is there any age restriction to join the server?	No, players of all ages are welcome
Are there any banned items or activities?	No, all items and activities are allowed
How often is the server updated to the latest java version?	The server is always updated to the latest java version

Frost Kingdom Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, Community Backlash, criminal activity, discrimination, extremism, extremist beliefs, far-right movements, frost, group dynamics, hate crimes, hate groups, indoctrination, Kingdom, law enforcement monitoring, Propaganda, racism, radicalization, radicalization process, Realms, recruitment tactics, social isolation, supremacist ideology, Violent extremism, white power groups

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8101
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Enchantments Applied:	265	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Yo, bro, do you wanna join our Minecraft server? It’s lit AF and we don’t discriminate against anyone, even white power groups!

Join us for a wild ride where you can unleash your inner crazy and build the most outrageous structures ever seen in the Minecraft universe.

Forget about the downsides of joining a white power group, here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s embark on this epic journey together. Who knows what kind of madness awaits us in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

TatTVShowNoHubbyAITA

body art, Communication, decision, fire and blood, game of thrones, High Valyrian, husband, indifference, Marriage, matching tattoos, overreacting, personal choice, relationship, Sigil, small tattoo, Symbolism, targaryen, tattoo, TatTVShowNoHubbyAITA, Trust, tv show

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2175
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where decisions are made with fire and blood…just kidding! But seriously, if you’re looking for a server where you can express yourself freely without having to consult your significant other, then look no further!

Join us and show off your badass Targaryen sigil tattoo with the High Valyrian words “I will take what is mine with fire and blood.” Who needs approval when you have dragons on your side, am I right?

We understand the importance of individuality and self-expression, so feel free to ink up your Minecraft character with all the tattoos you desire. No need to consult your virtual spouse here!

So come on over and join our server, where tattoos are celebrated and decisions are made independently. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fellow Game of Thrones fan to conquer the virtual world with!

PolitePleasure Minecraft SMP

approach, Boundaries, Communication, consent, DATING, Etiquette, inquire, Intimacy, Minecraft, Polite, PolitePleasure, proposition, propositioning, relationships, Request, respectful, romance, seduction, sex, smp

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	490	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to ask for sex in the politest way possible!

Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your wingman in picking up chicks. Picture a land where diamonds are actually a currency used to buy pick-up lines that are guaranteed to get you laid. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground club where Endermen are the bouncers and only the smoothest talkers can get in.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, the politest way to ask someone for sex is with a bouquet of roses and a beautifully handwritten love letter. Good luck, gamers!

CaffeineCraft – No More Coffee!

addiction, Caffeine, CaffeineCraft, catastrophe, coffee, Crisis, Despair, disbelief, emotions, global impact, hypothetical event, hypothetical future, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, hypothetical world, morning routine, Panic, shock, Wake Up, Withdrawal

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6127
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25

How would you feel if you wake up tomorrow and they tell you, that there’s no more coffee in the world? Well, fear not my jittery friends, because on our Minecraft server, we have an unlimited supply of virtual coffee to keep you caffeinated and ready to conquer the blocky world!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a giant flying llama while battling evil zombie villagers with enchanted diamond pickaxes. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored obsidian and challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the fearsome beast and win epic loot prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with talking cows who give out valuable quests.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and never run out of coffee or crazy adventures again!

LittleDigPlanet

Adult, AFK players, Block logging, Chat Functionality, Chest locking, Community, Creative, Discord, DiscordSVR, Dynmap, Grief Protection, hard difficulty, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Mature, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9500
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Farms Harvested:	326
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchantments Applied:	122
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Age Requirement	25+ years old
Ranks	No ranks or moderator positions
Map	New map started on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update
World Border	30k blocks in every direction from spawn, to be expanded in the future
Player Count	8-12 players online at peak times
Difficulty	Hard
View Distance	32 Chunks
Additional Servers	Legacy Server, Creative Server
Exceptions to Vanilla	Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off, DynMap usage, DiscordSVR integration, AFK player exclusion from sleep count, chat text color plugin

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 25 years old?

A: No, the server has an age requirement of 25 years or older.

Q: Are there ranks or moderator positions on the server?

A: No, the server is run independently by the owners without ranks or moderator positions.

Q: What is the world border size?

A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn, but will be expanded in the future.

… (and more FAQ questions and answers)

Epic Quests & Adventures 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventures, casual encounters, Casual Sex, consequences, Epic, fear of consequences, fear of STDs, get fucked, Hookups, promiscuity, Quests, random dudes, risky behavior, risky choices, risky sex, Scared, sexual health, sexual health awareness, sexual safety, STDs, suck dick, unprotected sex

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6361
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	5405
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	912	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! I mean, who needs to suck random dick when you can just play Minecraft, amirite? STDs are like, so last season, but building epic structures in Minecraft? That’s where it’s at, my dude. Plus, who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have on this server – way better than risking your health for a quick thrill, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s build some epic shit together!

ShitCraft: Pre-Game Poop Party

bathroom, Defensive, entitled, expensive, Friend, Group Chat, gut problems, Hangout, House, mood, offensive, Party, Plans, Poop, pregame, selfish, ShitCraft, stink, texted, toilet paper, treat myself

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2754
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Buildings Constructed:	25
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with friends who stink up your virtual house? Look no further! Join our server and leave your smelly friends behind. Our server is a safe haven for those who appreciate a fresh-smelling virtual environment.

We promise that no one will poop all over your virtual house, and if they do, we have virtual air fresheners to save the day! Plus, our virtual toilet paper is top-notch, so you won’t have to worry about anyone treating themselves to your bathroom without permission.

Join our server now and say goodbye to stinky friends and hello to a clean and fresh gaming experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SirenCraft SMP

Airplane, ALARM, ALERT, Aviation, CREW, emergency, emergency procedures, emergency protocol, emergency situation, evacuation, fear, Flight, Panic, passenger, plane, reaction, Safety, SIREN, SirenCraft, smp, travel, unexpected

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3849
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started dancing around the server. And another time, someone accidentally spawned a million chickens and the whole server crashed from all the clucking. It’s like a wild party every day on this server, you never know what’s gonna happen next! So come join us and be part of the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA

Boycott, boycott USA, Canada, Canadian boycott, CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, Exports, global boycott, global market, Imports, international relations, international trade, Politics, sanctions, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, USA goods, world

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5506
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take boycotting to a whole new level! Imagine a world where Canada leads the charge in boycotting all USA goods, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world. Join us as we build a giant wall made entirely out of maple syrup to keep out any American products.

But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Poutine War, where players battle it out using cheese curds and gravy as weapons. And don’t forget about our annual Moose Racing competition, where you can ride your very own virtual moose through obstacle courses and race against other players.

So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and help us stick it to the USA in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs American goods when you have maple syrup and moose racing, eh?

ZelenskyCraft: Not Your Average Dictator!

Average, Claim, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, opposition, Politics, response, Starmer, Statement, Support, trump, uk, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2364
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

lol this server is like a magical land where u can build ur own empire and conquer other players with ur epic skills. we have dragons that u can ride and battle with, and u can even tame a unicorn to be ur trusty steed.

join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where u can team up with other players to defeat the evil mobs and bosses that roam the land.

plus, we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and hidden passages that only the bravest players can uncover. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin!

Nerves Spark Stomach Electrify, Growth & Spread

Cancer, cells, Diagnosis, electrify, growth, health, innovation, Medical, metastasis, nerves, neurology, oncology, research, Science, Spark, spread, stomach, stomach cancer, Symptoms, Technology, Treatment, tumors

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9652
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4793	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the nerves electrify your experience like stomach cancer sparking growth and spread!

we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re on fire (but in a good way).

join us and embark on a journey that will make you laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s create some epic memories together!

SkyNectar

Casino, CHIPS, Classes, Collectibles, Cosmetics, customnpcs, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Enchants, Fishing, Furniture, Keys, leaderboard, Minions, MVP+ rank, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Skills, SkyNectar, website integration

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	729
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Divine Spears Created:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27

SkyNectar

SkyNectar aims to bring you a top-notch and polished Minecraft vanilla+ experience. Ripe with things to do and daily content, SkyNectar is prepared to be your new home and provide you with countless hours of experiences and fun!

The aim is to be the best RPG skyblock server that there is.

Every stop has been pulled out for this server, in an attempt to provide you with the fullest Minecraft experience possible. Here is a non-exhaustive list of features on the server:

Features
Full discord integration
Integration with personal website

Early Adopters

I have really high hopes for the server. I’ve gone through great lengths to ensure the server economy remains balanced, and that there is plenty to do for all types of players. I truly hope that some people still enjoy vanilla+ and are willing to help jumpstart the potential of this awesome server! I am completely open to suggestions and willing to implement them.

For the first 10 or so people who join I will give them MVP rank – which is mostly decorative for now until I get some better ideas what to do with it. Everything in the server is obtainable without rank and will always remain that way.

Server Links

I have created a wiki-site for the server which details on server mechanics and how to play. Check it out here
You can view leaderboard stats live on my website here
View a list of all players and their stats here
You’ll have to be part of my Discord Community to be able to complete the verification process in order to join the server for the first time. This is required to enable the integrations between the server, the discord, and the website.

Face Cumming Quest 1.20.6

1.20.6, Cumming, face, Quest

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Buildings Constructed:	26	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Farms Harvested:	790
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world and decide whose face to cum on!

We have the craziest and most hilarious community that will make you question your sanity.

With endless possibilities and outrageous adventures, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

DadCraft Dropout

Asshole, Business, Communication Issues, Condo, DadCraft, demanding, dropout, Expectations, family dynamics, father in-law, financial support, fuming, high and dry, high demand, husband, Job, LEAVING, Quitting, Rent, special treatment, Unhappy, work conflict

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6174
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ores Mined:	1738
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Towns Built:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own virtual paradise! Join us and leave all your family-in-law issues behind, just like our player who quit her job working for her father-in-law in IT.

On our server, you can create your own world where you are the boss, no demanding father-in-law to deal with here! Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic monsters without anyone telling you what to do.

And if you ever feel like you need to vent about your family drama, our community is here to support you with virtual hugs and pixelated cookies. So come join us and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is which block to place next!

Players:	92/300	Votes:	7894
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Votes:	9367	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Villages Defended:	8